Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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CRA2Y

2,632 posts

206 months

Monday 4th May 2015
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People who say things are "rare" or "unique". Both concepts are quite contrary to currently accepted scientific facts - being that every "thing" we see is the derivative of a sequence of finite events, and the Universe in infinite, therefore nothing can be unique.

And people too - some actually think of themselves as "unique!" At least the ones who are piss poor at maths do; dividing any finite number into infinity is considerably higher than one.

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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cookmysock said:
it seems extraordinary that when council put the lights and sensors in that they can't put them in BEFORE the white line. Why the jabbering fk would you put it after? Do these government type mouth breathers not even think of the various permutations properly to get traffic lights working properly? how damn hard is it?

goes outside and beats up car with tree branch a la Basil Fawlty
Probably the same design process that now insists all roundabouts on major routes must have traffic lights. Just visit one off peak and marvel at the queues waiting for no traffic at all coming through on green. Genius.

Or during busy periods when traffic merrily wangs through at cruising speed to find a red light just out of eyesight (behind a queue?) leading to much emergency braking...

Sometimes it's like a plot to discourage motoring...or annoy beyond reason.

grumbledoak

31,553 posts

234 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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The Don of Croy said:
Sometimes it's like a plot to discourage motoring...or annoy beyond reason.
There is. "Frustrate and annoy" is policy. Of course that also frustrates and annoys the cyclists, but what's a few unintended consequences between retards?

jr6yam

1,305 posts

184 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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CRA2Y said:
People who say things are "rare" or "unique". Both concepts are quite contrary to currently accepted scientific facts - being that every "thing" we see is the derivative of a sequence of finite events, and the Universe in infinite, therefore nothing can be unique.

And people too - some actually think of themselves as "unique!" At least the ones who are piss poor at maths do; dividing any finite number into infinity is considerably higher than one.

iambeowulf

712 posts

173 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Anyone who does free running/parkour.

Get a bus you arty pointless freaks.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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CRA2Y said:
People who say things are "rare" or "unique". Both concepts are quite contrary to currently accepted scientific facts - being that every "thing" we see is the derivative of a sequence of finite events, and the Universe in infinite, therefore nothing can be unique.

And people too - some actually think of themselves as "unique!" At least the ones who are piss poor at maths do; dividing any finite number into infinity is considerably higher than one.
We don't know that the universe is infinite. If it is then what you say is true but we don't know that it is.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
CRA2Y said:
People who say things are "rare" or "unique". Both concepts are quite contrary to currently accepted scientific facts - being that every "thing" we see is the derivative of a sequence of finite events, and the Universe in infinite, therefore nothing can be unique.

And people too - some actually think of themselves as "unique!" At least the ones who are piss poor at maths do; dividing any finite number into infinity is considerably higher than one.
We don't know that the universe is infinite. If it is then what you say is true but we don't know that it is.
I think even an alien from infinity would agree the ships bell from the Titanic is 'rare' and 'unique' though.

Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Winner Winner - Chicken Dinner.

WTF does this even mean?

deeen

6,081 posts

246 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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SpeckledJim said:
Einion Yrth said:
CRA2Y said:
People who say things are "rare" or "unique". Both concepts are quite contrary to currently accepted scientific facts - being that every "thing" we see is the derivative of a sequence of finite events, and the Universe in infinite, therefore nothing can be unique.

And people too - some actually think of themselves as "unique!" At least the ones who are piss poor at maths do; dividing any finite number into infinity is considerably higher than one.
We don't know that the universe is infinite. If it is then what you say is true but we don't know that it is.
I think even an alien from infinity would agree the ships bell from the Titanic is 'rare' and 'unique' though.
I am happy with "unique" = "unique to this world" in everyday conversation. Misuse of "fairly unique", "totally unique", etc., bothers me more!

leigh1050

2,375 posts

166 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Parcelforce, bunch of arses want to learn how to use a doorbellfurious

BristolRich

545 posts

134 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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thatguy11 said:
This. I used to work in Co-op and people just putting the money down rather than handing it to you was one of my absolute biggest pet peeves. Just struck me as so rude and disrespectful; "eugh lowly shop-worker, I'm not touching your hand, goodness knows where you've been."

When someone did it to me I used to put their change down on the counter too, often after they've held out their hand for it.

Work in retail/customer service and it'll teach you that the customer is, in fact, not always right. Most of the time they're a prat.
I agree...the mother in law does this and drives me up the wall when she does.

As above - she slams down the money on the counter, turns her nose up and looks away...

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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jr6yam said:
CRA2Y said:
People who say things are "rare" or "unique". Both concepts are quite contrary to currently accepted scientific facts - being that every "thing" we see is the derivative of a sequence of finite events, and the Universe in infinite, therefore nothing can be unique.

And people too - some actually think of themselves as "unique!" At least the ones who are piss poor at maths do; dividing any finite number into infinity is considerably higher than one.
That should be here

>>>>>> http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

5potTurbo

12,555 posts

169 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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WD39 said:
My team, Charlton Athletic, failing to turn up for the game against Bournemouth yesterday. They gave us a right tanking, and were very good. Two up in fifteen minutes and superior in all departments.

I wish them well in the premier league.
As a native Bormuff boy, that's very gracious of you. thumbup

I've been receiving silly comments on FB from mates as I'm not jumping on the AFC Bormuff bandwagon now they've been promoted to the Premier League. I'm a lifelong supporter - former shareholder and season ticket holder* - of another Premier League club, regardless of my hometown.


...* no longer, due to my location. frown
(It would be nice if Bormuff can manage more than 1 season in the PL, but I don't think it will happen)

Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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Vest - check
Bobble Hat -check
Full sleeve tattoo -check
Beard - check

Knob - definitely.

JonRB

74,625 posts

273 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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eBay sellers who have several absolutely identical photos of their item on their listing.

Is the fact that it has several photos meant to make the advert more appealing or something? All it does for me is annoy me.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

143 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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Issi said:
Vest - check
Bobble Hat -check
Full sleeve tattoo -check
Beard - check

Knob - definitely.
Also NHS style specs with no glass in them. FU@KTARDS.

nicanary

9,809 posts

147 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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The latest catchphrase from all political parties - "working people". They're all going to do more to help working people.

If you mean working-class, say so FFS. A stockbroker is a working person, he goes to work and is paid remuneration. All people who receive an income from work done are working people. Where the hell did this new definition come from? If it's done because we're supposed to be living in a class-free society, well I'm sorry but that's a pipe-dream.

P*ss boiler......

Tyre Tread

10,539 posts

217 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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I think its a round about way of saying "we are going to discriminate against those feckless scroungers who don't work" but I could be wrong

wink

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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nicanary said:
The latest catchphrase from all political parties - "working people".
Did you see Charlie Brooker's Election Wipe last night? They over dubbed the three leaders' speeches, replacing the word working in this phrase with another one ending in -king, but starting with fu-. Then bleeped it out. It was jolly amusing.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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Tyre Tread said:
I think its a round about way of saying "we are going to discriminate against those feckless scroungers who don't work" but I could be wrong

wink
Correct - it's the carrot alternative to 'we will cut benefits'.
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