Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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Cobnapint

8,636 posts

152 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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SilverSixer said:
nicanary said:
The latest catchphrase from all political parties - "working people".
Did you see Charlie Brooker's Election Wipe last night? They over dubbed the three leaders' speeches, replacing the word working in this phrase with another one ending in -king, but starting with fu-. Then bleeped it out. It was jolly amusing.
It was superb wasn't it. Brilliantly done.

Nichola Sturgeon, Nichola Sturgeon. Nichola Sturgeon....

Well worth a look on iPlayer.

Timmy40

12,915 posts

199 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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People who don't understand how wide there car is. These people usually drive very very small cars, For KA's mostly, but seem to think when passing on a narrow road, parking or anything else that they are driving something as wide as a Challenger Main battle tank.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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Timmy40 said:
People who don't understand how wide there car is. These people usually drive very very small cars, For KA's mostly, but seem to think when passing on a narrow road, parking or anything else that they are driving something as wide as a Challenger Main battle tank.
They are funny at times though. I've seen such a retard in a Ka stop at a gap as if their car wouldn't fit. What made it funny was they just followed a bus up to the gap & saw it get through the gap.

CC07 PEU

2,299 posts

205 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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That fking Tradepoint advert on the radio. It sounds like they're singing "straight boys", not "Tradepoint"..!

McAndy

12,507 posts

178 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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Hooli said:
Timmy40 said:
People who don't understand how wide there car is. These people usually drive very very small cars, For KA's mostly, but seem to think when passing on a narrow road, parking or anything else that they are driving something as wide as a Challenger Main battle tank.
They are funny at times though. I've seen such a retard in a Ka stop at a gap as if their car wouldn't fit. What made it funny was they just followed a bus up to the gap & saw it get through the gap.
Yep. Constantly irritates the crap out of me on my country road commute.

JonRB

74,625 posts

273 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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Hooli said:
They are funny at times though. I've seen such a retard in a Ka stop at a gap as if their car wouldn't fit. What made it funny was they just followed a bus up to the gap & saw it get through the gap.
Reminds me of the time I followed a van through a corner on an A-road at about 50mph in the Corrado, with my (ex)wife in the passenger seat and her screaming "We're skidding! We're skidding! Slow down!" to which I replied that if a bloody van was able to out-corner us then I might as well sell the Corrado and buy one. rolleyes


nicanary

9,812 posts

147 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Rear screen wipers which operate whenever you are using windscreen wipers and engage reverse gear, with no override facility. Dry rear screen = screeeech, ruined blade. F*ckwit design.

ShiningWit

10,203 posts

129 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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nicanary said:
Rear screen wipers which operate whenever you are using windscreen wipers and engage reverse gear, with no override facility. Dry rear screen = screeeech, ruined blade. F*ckwit design.
^^ Definitely this! I used to have a van which did it, drove me nuts.

Can I have people who put acronyms into posts expecting other people to understand what they are on about? Spoils a good story....

wildcat45 said:
I asked him about my OGM on my voicemail.

The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Nicola S. Turgeon and her effing noisy 'look at my tartan' campaign following the blanket coverage of pollytix for weeks...enuff already.

popeyewhite

19,983 posts

121 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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ShiningWit said:
nicanary said:
Rear screen wipers which operate whenever you are using windscreen wipers and engage reverse gear, with no override facility. Dry rear screen = screeeech, ruined blade. F*ckwit design.
^^ Definitely this! I used to have a van which did it, drove me nuts.

Can I have people who put acronyms into posts expecting other people to understand what they are on about? Spoils a good story....

wildcat45 said:
I asked him about my OGM on my voicemail.
That's not an acronym.

ShiningWit

10,203 posts

129 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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popeyewhite said:
ShiningWit said:
nicanary said:
Rear screen wipers which operate whenever you are using windscreen wipers and engage reverse gear, with no override facility. Dry rear screen = screeeech, ruined blade. F*ckwit design.
^^ Definitely this! I used to have a van which did it, drove me nuts.

Can I have people who put acronyms into posts expecting other people to understand what they are on about? Spoils a good story....

wildcat45 said:
I asked him about my OGM on my voicemail.
That's not an acronym.
I think it is, but then if not what is it?

http://www.acronymfinder.com/OGM.html

popeyewhite

19,983 posts

121 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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ShiningWit said:
I think it is, but then if not what is it?

http://www.acronymfinder.com/OGM.html
It's an abbreviation. An acronym is a separate word formed from an abbreviation. Such as RADAR or SCUBA. There are some words you'd be forgiven for thinking are acronyms when they're not. BEEB, for example, is a colloquialism.

MrsMiggins

2,812 posts

236 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Since I'm watching the VE Day 70 show:
The singing of popular songs in an operatic style, even if those songs are 70 years old. Katharine Jenkins, I'm looking at you.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

247 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Plastic trousers.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

247 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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The French.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

247 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Elderly people.

ShiningWit

10,203 posts

129 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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popeyewhite said:
ShiningWit said:
I think it is, but then if not what is it?

http://www.acronymfinder.com/OGM.html
It's an abbreviation. An acronym is a separate word formed from an abbreviation. Such as RADAR or SCUBA. There are some words you'd be forgiven for thinking are acronyms when they're not. BEEB, for example, is a colloquialism.
That is somewhere between being debatable and a fine line wink

marmitemania

1,571 posts

143 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Kiltie said:
Elderly people.
Your a bit Fu@ked then if you are an elderly French gentleman wearing a pair of plastic trousers.

deeen

6,081 posts

246 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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marmitemania said:
Your a bit Fu@ked then if you are an elderly French gentleman wearing a pair of plastic trousers.
Unikely to be fu@ked at all, I'd have thought? Not even a bit.

Oh, and "french gentleman" = oxymoron, surely?

popeyewhite

19,983 posts

121 months

Sunday 10th May 2015
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ShiningWit said:
That is somewhere between being debatable and a fine line wink
No, it's fact. It's not debatable and it's nowhere near any kind of line. Since you can't be bothered to Google it yourself:

http://grammar.about.com/od/ab/g/acronymterm.htm




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