Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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touché

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Timmy40

12,915 posts

198 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Given the time of year with farm machinery on the roads the morons who are physically unable to contemplate overtaking under any circumstances, you know the scenario, straight A-road, clear day, line of 10 cars following a tractor because the prat at the front of the line feels somehow unable to overtake a tractor doing about 15mph, often idiot N2 won't risk overtaking 2 vehicles even if they are going 15, then after that no one will overtake.

I genuinely think there are drivers out there who have never performed an overtaking manoeuvre. Probably the same ones who can't reverse, or park.

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Timmy40 said:
Given the time of year with farm machinery on the roads the morons who are physically unable to contemplate overtaking under any circumstances, you know the scenario, straight A-road, clear day, line of 10 cars following a tractor because the prat at the front of the line feels somehow unable to overtake a tractor doing about 15mph, often idiot N2 won't risk overtaking 2 vehicles even if they are going 15, then after that no one will overtake.

I genuinely think there are drivers out there who have never performed an overtaking manoeuvre. Probably the same ones who can't reverse, or park.
It is amazing how many people sit in slow moving traffic down this section of the A30 near Penzance when there is plenty of space to make a 3rd lane. Used it to good effect when down there last biggrin

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.174489,-5.435798...

neelyp

1,691 posts

211 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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R8VXF said:
Timmy40 said:
Given the time of year with farm machinery on the roads the morons who are physically unable to contemplate overtaking under any circumstances, you know the scenario, straight A-road, clear day, line of 10 cars following a tractor because the prat at the front of the line feels somehow unable to overtake a tractor doing about 15mph, often idiot N2 won't risk overtaking 2 vehicles even if they are going 15, then after that no one will overtake.

I genuinely think there are drivers out there who have never performed an overtaking manoeuvre. Probably the same ones who can't reverse, or park.
It is amazing how many people sit in slow moving traffic down this section of the A30 near Penzance when there is plenty of space to make a 3rd lane. Used it to good effect when down there last biggrin

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.174489,-5.435798...
When I was doing my Bikesafe course, the trafpol told us this was a cardinal sin and you would get a certain ticketing.
So it's not something I have ever did since, even on the bike.

matchmaker

8,492 posts

200 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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neelyp said:
R8VXF said:
Timmy40 said:
Given the time of year with farm machinery on the roads the morons who are physically unable to contemplate overtaking under any circumstances, you know the scenario, straight A-road, clear day, line of 10 cars following a tractor because the prat at the front of the line feels somehow unable to overtake a tractor doing about 15mph, often idiot N2 won't risk overtaking 2 vehicles even if they are going 15, then after that no one will overtake.

I genuinely think there are drivers out there who have never performed an overtaking manoeuvre. Probably the same ones who can't reverse, or park.
It is amazing how many people sit in slow moving traffic down this section of the A30 near Penzance when there is plenty of space to make a 3rd lane. Used it to good effect when down there last biggrin

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.174489,-5.435798...
When I was doing my Bikesafe course, the trafpol told us this was a cardinal sin and you would get a certain ticketing.
So it's not something I have ever did since, even on the bike.
Why would you get a ticket? Here's another similar:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@56.135033,-3.873385...

A907 between Alloa & Stirling.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Click bait crap.
"79 year old woman has amazing skin of a 20 year old that big manufacturers don't want you to know about"
"20 year old makes $20 trillon a year at home. Heres how"
"They opened the door and what they found inside will amaze you"

Usually with some totally unassociated photo.

They are getting worse than spam Email.

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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matchmaker said:
Why would you get a ticket? Here's another similar:

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@56.135033,-3.873385...

A907 between Alloa & Stirling.
That one clearly shows the space for the "third lane" due to the width of the tarmac stripes smile

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Morningside said:
Click bait crap.
"79 year old woman has amazing skin of a 20 year old that big manufacturers don't want you to know about"
"20 year old makes $20 trillon a year at home. Heres how"
"They opened the door and what they found inside will amaze you"

Usually with some totally unassociated photo.

They are getting worse than spam Email.
And the idiot fking websites that have them as a "pop over" that you need to "click to enter site" - you click "close" and it spawns a pop up. The location aware ones really bug me "The <local> woman lost 45lbs in a week of eating this magical unicorn st"

And those websites that have a scrolling advert that blocks what it is you're reading no matter how you scroll.

Online advertising is getting worryingly clever - I went to the Rugby Banter website via a link from Friendface and when I clicked to get rid of the pop over, my Symantec anti virus had a dicky fit.

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Leaving my ipod at home, that annoys me beyond reason. No Miami Vice on the train home frown

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Morningside said:
Click bait crap.
"79 year old woman has amazing skin of a 20 year old that big manufacturers don't want you to know about"
"20 year old makes $20 trillon a year at home. Heres how"
"They opened the door and what they found inside will amaze you"

Usually with some totally unassociated photo.

They are getting worse than spam Email.
I hate them

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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My parents' cleaner.

She has cleaned for them since I was in my teens. I just phoned the house and she answered the phone.

She lives ONLY for gossip. And the mundane ste that she just told me about people I don't know was boring enough.
But to be that bit more useless she told me things about my sister from her childhood. As if I wasn't there and don't know my sister better than she does. Especially since most of it was complete rubbish.

I couldn't stand her when I was 14 and she'd tell people I didn't know anything she could glean from my parents about me and I can't stand her telling me rubbish about how my sister recovered from breaking her arm when she was nine years old.

I only called to ask my dad if I could borrow his strimmer.

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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popeyewhite

19,876 posts

120 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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shielsy

826 posts

129 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Rubberneckers, or as I like to call them; nosey fking c**ts.

"Oh look, an accident on the other side of the motorway. I must slow right down and take a look on the off chance that someone has been horribly maimed. bks to everyone behind me, you can all wait while I have a good old look."

I hate these aholes. I hate them so much.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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shielsy said:
Rubberneckers, or as I like to call them; nosey fking c**ts.

"Oh look, an accident on the other side of the motorway. I must slow right down and take a look on the off chance that someone has been horribly maimed. bks to everyone behind me, you can all wait while I have a good old look."

I hate these aholes. I hate them so much.
I find it's best to get yourself into lane 1,which is likely to be empty and you can,carefully proceed

past the lot of them at maybe 50-60mph.

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Morningside said:
Click bait crap.
"79 year old woman has amazing skin of a 20 year old that big manufacturers don't want you to know about"
"20 year old makes $20 trillon a year at home. Heres how"
"They opened the door and what they found inside will amaze you"

Usually with some totally unassociated photo.

They are getting worse than spam Email.
"UK buyers snap up Ipads for pennies using this special trick"

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Wednesday 13th May 2015
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Other motorcyclists filtering.

fking get on with it, or get out of my way.

iambeowulf

712 posts

172 months

Thursday 14th May 2015
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Johnny said:
Other motorcyclists filtering.

fking get on with it, or get out of my way.
Sadly with the popularity of biking and DAS you'll have to put up with muppets commuting like they're in a car or riding like they have stabilisers on. "Oh no, oh no, a corner. What am I going to do!"



On a completely unrelated note.
Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer. At the end when the fire bloke takes all the powers how come The Thing, as a human, manages to get a hoodie in his size in China?
Have you tried to get clothes that fit for anyone over a M in Asia!

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Thursday 14th May 2015
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iambeowulf said:
On a completely unrelated note.
Fantastic Four - Rise of the Silver Surfer. At the end when the fire bloke takes all the powers how come The Thing, as a human, manages to get a hoodie in his size in China?
Have you tried to get clothes that fit for anyone over a M in Asia!
They have great tailors over there that can make you a full suit in 24 hours. A hoody should be no problem smile

MartG

20,678 posts

204 months

Thursday 14th May 2015
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fking spam e-mails, like....

"Dear , Thank You! Here's your first daily email!

Dear ,Why do you receive this letter? The only reason is you are the VIP customer in our Ebay Store.After the well improvement and preparation, znu.com is officially put into operation now!We sincerely invite you and your friends come and have a fresh new shopping experience in ZNU. "

Nope, never fking bought anything off you, never fking even heard of you !

And I didn't delete my name, the message arrived like that with a gap where a name should be.

For some reason one of my e-mail addresses has become the target of spam and phishing messages - up to 20 a day at present frown
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