Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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amusingduck

9,396 posts

136 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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People who refer to a manual car as "spanish"

BristolRich

545 posts

133 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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The enormous *BANG!* from the neighbours house (who are away on holiday at the mo) at 0310 this morning.

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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BristolRich said:
The enormous *BANG!* from the neighbours house (who are away on holiday at the mo) at 0310 this morning.
Hmmm, you've put this in the wrong thread, it should be in 'Things which intrigue me beyond reason' or somewhere else...

BristolRich

545 posts

133 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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227bhp said:
Hmmm, you've put this in the wrong thread, it should be in 'Things which intrigue me beyond reason' or somewhere else...
Didnt realise there was such a thread...the point of it being here is the fact it woke me up so early...

Skii

1,625 posts

191 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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Endless "please sponsor me to enjoy myself doing something that would normally cost a small fortune in aid of (insert charity name here ___)

Latest one this morning is a 72 hole golf challenge.

shall I sponsor you to have a few beers and a 3 course meal afterwards too ?

fk right off.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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Skii said:
Endless "please sponsor me to enjoy myself doing something that would normally cost a small fortune in aid of (insert charity name here ___)
yes

I'm old enough to remember when people mostly did such things for their own amusement, parachute jumping would be a good example. Nowadays it's just assumed that it's in aid of something.

JonRB

74,501 posts

272 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
Skii said:
Endless "please sponsor me to enjoy myself doing something that would normally cost a small fortune in aid of (insert charity name here ___)
yes

I'm old enough to remember when people mostly did such things for their own amusement, parachute jumping would be a good example. Nowadays it's just assumed that it's in aid of something.
When I was at school, a friend managed to con the school into paying for him and two mates to have solo parachuting lessons so that thye could do a sponsored parachute jump. He barely bothered to collect the sponsorship money afterwards because all he really wanted was the free parachuting lessons and the final solo jump. smile

Edit: This was before tandem jumps - back then the only way to experience parachuting was solo.

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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People who start every other sentence with 'To be honest', 'If I'm honest', and 'I must be honest'.
Do you normally lie? Are we to take it that on the odd occasion you don't start a sentence with this you aren't telling the truth?

Sam99

296 posts

173 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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Grown men, with testicles allegedly, who call their significant others SWMBO.
Term of endearment maybe , but have you any idea how “ under the thumb” it sounds ??

rohrl

8,725 posts

145 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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Sam99 said:
Grown men, with testicles allegedly, who call their significant others SWMBO.
Term of endearment maybe , but have you any idea how “ under the thumb” it sounds ??
It's a quote from the Rumpole books by John Mortimer. It's not to be taken literally, any more than "'er indoors".

Sam99

296 posts

173 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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rohrl said:
It's a quote from the Rumpole books by John Mortimer. It's not to be taken literally, any more than "'er indoors".
Well, I didn’t know that.
Every day's a school day as they say.
It still sounds pretty awful, though.

popeyewhite

19,770 posts

120 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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Sam99 said:
rohrl said:
It's a quote from the Rumpole books by John Mortimer. It's not to be taken literally, any more than "'er indoors".
Well, I didn’t know that.
Every day's a school day as they say.
It still sounds pretty awful, though.
'Er indoors' isn't particularly pleasant either.

sc0tt

18,037 posts

201 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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popeyewhite said:
'Er indoors' isn't particularly pleasant either.
Have you thought about leaving her for someone else?

MartG

20,661 posts

204 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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BAE

"Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc."

thismonkeyhere

10,310 posts

231 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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sc0tt said:
Have you thought about leaving her for someone else?
hehe

Dr Murdoch

3,437 posts

135 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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227bhp said:
People who start every other sentence with 'To be honest', 'If I'm honest', and 'I must be honest'.
Do you normally lie? Are we to take it that on the odd occasion you don't start a sentence with this you aren't telling the truth?
Isn't it a way of saying, "you're not going to necessarily like what I'm about to say and I'm not prepared to conjure up up a white lie, therefore I'm going to be up front and honest"

Thats a bit of a mouthful, far easier to say "I must be honest"

popeyewhite

19,770 posts

120 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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sc0tt said:
popeyewhite said:
'Er indoors' isn't particularly pleasant either.
Have you thought about leaving her for someone else?
Bum-tish smile

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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Dr Murdoch said:
227bhp said:
People who start every other sentence with 'To be honest', 'If I'm honest', and 'I must be honest'.
Do you normally lie? Are we to take it that on the odd occasion you don't start a sentence with this you aren't telling the truth?
Isn't it a way of saying, "you're not going to necessarily like what I'm about to say and I'm not prepared to conjure up up a white lie, therefore I'm going to be up front and honest"

Thats a bit of a mouthful, far easier to say "I must be honest"
I think that may be 'I'm not being funny or anything, but...' Which is then generally followed by something which you don't want to hear.....

What I am pointing out is that people (for some unknown reason) are like putting 'If i'm honest' at the start of every like sentence for no particular reason.
They're like not being honest, they're just talking like dicks and adding words where they are not needed like.
Ken what ah mean?

bigkeeko

1,370 posts

143 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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Here`s something that f**ks me off. People who talk in riddles.
I have a few fannies at my work that when it comes to any sort of conversation it inevitably results in some sort of guessing fking game as to what they`re getting at. These wks think they`re clever but the reality is they`re showing themselves to be the fkheads that they really are. By their way of it, they`re having a laugh and always on the `wind up`.
Wandering away winking thinking they have one up on whoever`s time they have wasted as they haven`t fully grasped the inane drivel they just spouted.
Pricks. Going nowhere fast pricks that most people think are basically that.

kowalski655

14,631 posts

143 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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rohrl said:
Sam99 said:
Grown men, with testicles allegedly, who call their significant others SWMBO.
Term of endearment maybe , but have you any idea how “ under the thumb” it sounds ??
It's a quote from the Rumpole books by John Mortimer. It's not to be taken literally, any more than "'er indoors".
And even earlier, from the novel She by H Rider Haggard.
bigkeeko said:
Here`s something that f**ks me off. People who talk in riddles. ..........
You work with this guy?eek

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Edited by kowalski655 on Wednesday 3rd June 18:19

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