Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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iambeowulf

712 posts

172 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
iambeowulf said:
Right ok. Obviously my attempt at a joke went over everyone's head
It's not that. It's the fact that your joke was so bad that it wasn't even recognised as being an attempted joke.
You just contradicted yourself.

thismonkeyhere

10,341 posts

231 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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McAndy said:
thismonkeyhere said:
I think teachers are pretty awesome on the whole, and do a great job.
Yep.

thismonkeyhere said:
They don't half get stty with you if you dare to suggest that it's pretty great to have 6-8 weeks off in the summer, and the rest.
These are the good teachers.

thismonkeyhere said:
And yet:

I've seen at least two teachers on FB, and one in person, having a jolly good gloat about that fact that they are finishing work and have the whole summer off, and how awesome it is.
These are the bad teachers.
hehe

Interesting theory, but in my case as described, one of them is in both camps...

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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iambeowulf said:
RobinOakapple said:
iambeowulf said:
Right ok. Obviously my attempt at a joke went over everyone's head
It's not that. It's the fact that your joke was so bad that it wasn't even recognised as being an attempted joke.
You just contradicted yourself.
Let me guess, that was another joke? You should do an open mic night (not).



But to take your point seriously (if that's what you intended), as you had explained that it was a joke, it was reasonable for me to assume that that is indeed what it was, even though it was a st joke.

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
I hate people
Shortened that for you thumbup

Studio117

4,250 posts

191 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
iambeowulf said:
RobinOakapple said:
iambeowulf said:
Right ok. Obviously my attempt at a joke went over everyone's head
It's not that. It's the fact that your joke was so bad that it wasn't even recognised as being an attempted joke.
You just contradicted yourself.
Let me guess, that was another joke? You should do an open mic night (not).



But to take your point seriously (if that's what you intended), as you had explained that it was a joke, it was reasonable for me to assume that that is indeed what it was, even though it was a st joke.
oh be quiet you bellend

RizzoTheRat

25,162 posts

192 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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People who can't stop at the fking line at roundabouts. I go straight across one fairly busy roundabout on my way home and every fking day there's some idiot turning right who has to creep so far over the line (often as far as back wheels over the line) that I can't see a bloody thing. mad

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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Hooli said:
OpulentBob said:
I hate people
Shortened that for you thumbup
hehe Probably more accurate too...

Munter

31,319 posts

241 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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RizzoTheRat said:
People who can't stop at the fking line at roundabouts. I go straight across one fairly busy roundabout on my way home and every fking day there's some idiot turning right who has to creep so far over the line (often as far as back wheels over the line) that I can't see a bloody thing. mad
Creepers in general. At a red light and they creep and inch, stop, creep an inch, stop, creep, stop until they are way over the line.

Then lights will change and the accelerate slower than a fully loaded artic.

McAndy

12,444 posts

177 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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PoleDriver said:
EFA thumbup
redcard I can't possibly condone that.


My wife will kill me. paperbag

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
Hooli said:
OpulentBob said:
I hate people
Shortened that for you thumbup
hehe Probably more accurate too...
It works for me too thumbup


Munter said:
RizzoTheRat said:
People who can't stop at the fking line at roundabouts. I go straight across one fairly busy roundabout on my way home and every fking day there's some idiot turning right who has to creep so far over the line (often as far as back wheels over the line) that I can't see a bloody thing. mad
Creepers in general. At a red light and they creep and inch, stop, creep an inch, stop, creep, stop until they are way over the line.

Then lights will change and the accelerate slower than a fully loaded artic.
yes

Why creep when you don't notice the lights have changed for 3 hours? obviously not in a rush really.

JonRB

74,535 posts

272 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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The fact that Solicitors still stiff you for £35 + VAT to make a bank transfer, for example when conveyancing on a mortgage, when a FPS BACS transfer (free) now takes the same amount of time, if not less, than a traditional CHAPS transfer.


R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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JonRB said:
The fact that Solicitors still stiff you for £35 + VAT to make a bank transfer, for example when conveyancing on a mortgage, when a FPS BACS transfer (free) now takes the same amount of time, if not less, than a traditional CHAPS transfer.
We told ours to FRO and use BACS smile And told them to shove some of the charges up their derrieres

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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Studio117 said:
oh be quiet you bellend
You are an aggressive little person

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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PoleDriver said:
McAndy said:
thismonkeyhere said:
I think teachers are pretty awesome on the whole, and do a great job.
Yep.

thismonkeyhere said:
They don't half get stty with you if you dare to suggest that it's pretty great to have 6-8 weeks off in the summer, and the rest.
These are the lying teachers.

thismonkeyhere said:
And yet:

I've seen at least two teachers on FB, and one in person, having a jolly good gloat about that fact that they are finishing work and have the whole summer off, and how awesome it is.
These are the truthful teachers.
EFA thumbup

FourWheelDrift

88,506 posts

284 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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Barbara Windsor's laugh.

thismonkeyhere

10,341 posts

231 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
Barbara Windsor's laugh.
Barbara Windsor full stop.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
I've since learned, the trick with travel is take a tiny bag with an iPad and a power bank and a bar of choc, sit on an inside aisle seat as far forward as possible, when you land grab the bag and get straight up, as far forward as you can (the business class folks will have done something similar), straight off, to immigration and baggage reclaim first. I went from wheels down straight to standing outside Mumbai airport with 2 cases in 25 minutes on Saturday. A new record. It helps if you look pissed off when walking through the green channel too.
So you stand up as soon as the plane hits the ground and have to hover by the door for about 15 mins while the plane taxis and they get the gangways attached? I bloody hate that, everyone hovering over me when they are not going anywhere for ages. You are just going to have to stand about at baggage reclaim for ages while they unload it.

Last year I took a flight with just carry on baggage. Everyone else stood up as soon as we hit tarmac and were faffing about for ages getting off. I had to wait until last as I was at the back with my luggage some distance away so just read a book until the plane was nearly empty. This paid off as I was the last on the bus to the terminal, so I was the first off, strolled through immigration and was through the terminal in under 2 mins.

droopsnoot

11,924 posts

242 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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A friend showed me the roof of his car today after the hailstones

It looks like someone has tapped it with a ball headed hammer.

4000 of damage !!!!

JonRB

74,535 posts

272 months

Wednesday 15th July 2015
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droopsnoot said:
New one just now on the local news programme talking about dented cars from hailstones. Apparently the largest dent is "the size of a chicken Kiev".
That's a new one on me. I thought that the internationally recognised reference object for a hailstone was the Golf ball?

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