Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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JonRB

74,566 posts

272 months

Friday 17th July 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
I don't like golf, but it has no impact on my life at all, so that's fine.
That was my point. yes


Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Steve McFadden

MartG

20,679 posts

204 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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People who manage to mis-spell 'Dalek' even though there is a captioned picture of one directly above their post....

cranford10

350 posts

116 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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OpulentBob said:
This won't win me any friends... but...

I like being an office ahole. Boil a full kettle, so it takes ages. During that time, half a dozen people would come in and prep their mugs, then go out of the kitchen with the expectation that I'd top everyone's mugs up and they will come in and collect them when they see me leave.

The joy of filling my own mug, then emptying the rest down the sink, and leaving a kettle full of cold water, switched off at the wall, is hard to explain. But it makes me giggle, and makes them swear at me.
I do this ! But I work at home .....................on my own ................. silly

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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My kids - Who, today, find it impossible to be in the same room as each other without fighting. I only need to turn my back and it's noise, screaming, etc.

When can I send them off t'mill?

loafer123

15,442 posts

215 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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This won't win me any friends... but...

I like being an office ahole. Boil a full kettle, so it takes ages. During that time, half a dozen people would come in and prep their mugs, then go out of the kitchen with the expectation that I'd top everyone's mugs up and they will come in and collect them when they see me leave.

The joy of filling my own mug, then emptying the rest down the sink, and leaving a kettle full of cold water, switched off at the wall, is hard to explain. But it makes me giggle, and makes them swear at me.
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If you only boil one cup, it wouldn't take so long and you would get the same result.


RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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People who don't check their formatting...

Don

28,377 posts

284 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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People who post cool story bro because they didn't get what was funny. These people are s. yes

SpeedMattersNot

4,506 posts

196 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Don said:
People who post cool story bro because they didn't get what was funny. These people are s. yes
I spilt my heart out on another forum about 7 years ago about breaking up with a partner. And the first reply was 'cool story bro' laugh

Antony Moxey

8,069 posts

219 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Eurosport's Tour de France highlights programme this evening. During the action we get a split screen with half showing the race and half cutting to a pre-stage interview with Chris Froome. The interview begins: 'hi Chris, happy Mandela day'.

Oh do fk off.

Condi

17,195 posts

171 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Hangovers.

Issi

1,782 posts

150 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Idiots on TV quiz shows.

Just saw a question that was - 'Who's real name is destiny hope?
Miley Cyrus
Katy Perry
Jennifer Aniston.

The guy answering said 'I know Miley Cyrus' dad is called Billy Ray Cyrus, but I'm not sure if that's his real name so it can't be Miley Cyrus and so I'll say it's Jennifer Aniston .

How does that logic work?

Edited by Issi on Sunday 19th July 00:23

MartG

20,679 posts

204 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Simple things which are crap at what they are supposed to do

An example - prompted by an observation by a friend, I compared five 30cm rulers I own

Four agreed on the cm scale while the fifth was around 2mm short

Three agreed on the imperial scale, but two were around 1/8" too short

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iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Issi said:
Idiots on TV quiz shows.

Just saw a question that was - who's real name is destin hope?
Miley Cyrus
Katy Perry
Jennifer Aniston.

The guy answering said 'I know Miley Cyrus' dad is called Billy Ray Cyrus, bu I'm not sur if that's his real,name so it can't be Miley Cyrus and so I'll say it's Jennifer Aniston .

How does that logic work?
I had to go and look up the answer.


Destiny Hope Cyrus.....clap

Kermit power

28,650 posts

213 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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People who actually say (always extremely loudly) "Oi oi, saveloy" in public, especially when they then look around expectantly, seemingly waiting for everyone to collapse with laughter at their spontaneous, original wit...

NWTony

2,849 posts

228 months

Sunday 19th July 2015
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N_ggers.

Courtesy of Southpark smile

gowmonster

2,471 posts

167 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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MartG said:
Simple things which are crap at what they are supposed to do

An example - prompted by an observation by a friend, I compared five 30cm rulers I own

Four agreed on the cm scale while the fifth was around 2mm short

Three agreed on the imperial scale, but two were around 1/8" too short

frown
what did you use to measure it and how did you know it was correct?

PoleDriver

28,640 posts

194 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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gowmonster said:
MartG said:
Simple things which are crap at what they are supposed to do

An example - prompted by an observation by a friend, I compared five 30cm rulers I own

Four agreed on the cm scale while the fifth was around 2mm short

Three agreed on the imperial scale, but two were around 1/8" too short

frown
what did you use to measure it and how did you know it was correct?
I think you missed the point?
He said that he compared them! Whilst showing up the shortcomings of the rulers it does not give any indication which, if any, of the rulers is 'correct,!


Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
I'm now furious that this forum won't allow : and then a letter o without turning it into a smilie face, even if your using those characters to write a ratio.
:o


HTH

thismonkeyhere

10,348 posts

231 months

Monday 20th July 2015
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Fitting with the 'beyond reason' title, but really winding me up recently:

John Bishop, in his own show, and any number of 'Live at the Apollo' hosts asking:

'Are you ready for the next act?', almost without variation, between every single bloody act.

1. They are all sat in the theatre, expecting to be entertained. What do you fking think?

2. If you really must say something then please, for the love of God, try and vary it a bit.


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