Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Morningside said:
I have hearing loss on the left. Could not see anything and also did a MRI scan to check if tumer on the auditory nerve. It was borderline if he was going to give me a hearing aid or not.

I do struggle to hear what people are saying sometimes and miss bits on the telly. Normally I have the subtitles on as it assists me to fill in some gaps. I would have thought my good ear would do this but oddly enough it does not. And I used to have fantastic hearing. Up until my 40s I could hear the eht line timebase whistle on some tellies.
Is the mixing up of background noise with who or what you are supposed to be listening to new or always been like that?

24lemons

2,649 posts

185 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Bloody Franglais and people who use it in a kind of awkward attempt at being informal.

We take post deliveries for our residents in our office and there is one chap who always pops by with lines such as 'I believe you have un petit packaaage for me...' It always makes me cringe as everybody else manages to ask for their packages without resorting to Alan Partridge-esque levels of embarrasment.

FourWheelDrift

88,527 posts

284 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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227bhp said:
Morningside said:
227bhp said:


Arse.


smile
Thanks for pointing out the obvious for those who missed it. That was me doing subtle humour, hence why I left the scissors in the background whilst taking the pic. smile
I really did do this though, it was followed up the next morning by pouring Muesli into a large coffee mug. party
I think I need a holiday as i'm annoying myself beyond reason. smile
Although you do occasionally get the resealable cheese packs that say cut here only to find the machine has put the seal above the cut line.

JonRB

74,568 posts

272 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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24lemons said:
Bloody Franglais and people who use it in a kind of awkward attempt at being informal.

We take post deliveries for our residents in our office and there is one chap who always pops by with lines such as 'I believe you have un petit packaaage for me...' It always makes me cringe as everybody else manages to ask for their packages without resorting to Alan Partridge-esque levels of embarrasment.
It's like a colleague I had at a previous client. He used to say "what can I do you for?" instead of "what can I do for you?". He would say it at least once a day, often several times a day, and I was there for well over a year.

It wasn't funny the first time and it wasn't funny almost a 1000 times later either. In fact it was getting to the point where I was thinking of replying "Actual Bodily Harm" when he next said it to me. Or maybe "A thousand pounds, and not a penny less. And you have to use lube".

John D.

17,857 posts

209 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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Was it even supposed to be funny?

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 22nd July 2015
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227bhp said:
Morningside said:
I have hearing loss on the left. Could not see anything and also did a MRI scan to check if tumer on the auditory nerve. It was borderline if he was going to give me a hearing aid or not.

I do struggle to hear what people are saying sometimes and miss bits on the telly. Normally I have the subtitles on as it assists me to fill in some gaps. I would have thought my good ear would do this but oddly enough it does not. And I used to have fantastic hearing. Up until my 40s I could hear the eht line timebase whistle on some tellies.
Is the mixing up of background noise with who or what you are supposed to be listening to new or always been like that?
It is new (well within the last few years) that is why I went to the doctor. Don't know why it happened. I don't work or have worked in a noisy environment or spend hours listening to thrash metal at full volume and it seem strange that it is only one one side. It is odd the explain, it's a bit like someone has adjusted the graphic equaliser and attenuated some frequencies annoyingly in the area of speech!

iambeowulf

712 posts

172 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Apple MacBook - USB socket for mouse on the left.
Why!
Most people are left handed.

The cable is quite short you bds

SidJames

1,399 posts

233 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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iambeowulf said:
Apple MacBook - USB socket for mouse on the left.
Why!
Most people are left handed.

The cable is quite short you bds
wireless mouse n'est ce pas? ;-)

iambeowulf

712 posts

172 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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SidJames said:
iambeowulf said:
Apple MacBook - USB socket for mouse on the left.
Why!
Most people are left handed.

The cable is quite short you bds
wireless mouse n'est ce pas? ;-)
Yes, but my point remains why stick the ports on the left?


(I rarely use the mouse, the touchpad only half works but very few things can't be done - clicking and moving a box in print dialogue box - so justifying the cost would be difficult. Especially where I am in SE Asia. It's prohibitively expenses and danger in buying a fake!)

Edited by iambeowulf on Thursday 23 July 08:09

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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iambeowulf said:
Apple MacBook - USB socket for mouse on the left.
Why!
Most people are left handed.

The cable is quite short you bds
No they aren't.

A mere 10% or so are left-handed, and even that's far too many for my liking.

Bluedot

3,590 posts

107 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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My daughter would like one added to this thread.
'Back to school' adverts on the day they break up for a 6 week holiday.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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People who make battery powered devices that require 3 batteries. My charger will only charge 2 or 4 at a time.

Skii

1,630 posts

191 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Brand new CD's that arrive in a broken case.


colonel c

7,890 posts

239 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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iambeowulf said:
SidJames said:
iambeowulf said:
Apple MacBook - USB socket for mouse on the left.
Why!
Most people are left handed.

The cable is quite short you bds
wireless mouse n'est ce pas? ;-)
Yes, but my point remains why stick the ports on the left?


Good old Apple. Making life less complicated and more expensive.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-an...



anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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rohrl said:
iambeowulf said:
Apple MacBook - USB socket for mouse on the left.
Why!
Most people are left handed.

The cable is quite short you bds
No they aren't.

A mere 10% or so are left-handed, and even that's far too many for my liking.
yes

Should have been cast from the cliffs at birth, the dirty cripples. They can't even use an ink pen. rofl

JonRB

74,568 posts

272 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Skii said:
Brand new CD's that arrive in a broken case.
The use of the Grocers' Apostrophe. This annoys me beyond reason.

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Ganglandboss

8,307 posts

203 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Matrix signs on the M67, and the idiots who st themselves when they are telling them something.

The M67 is a short length of motorway heading east, away from the M60 ring road, at the Denton Roundabout, towards Hattersley and Glossop. I live near the first junction after the start of the motorway at the Denton roundabout.

Most journeys involve a short run from here towards the roundabout. Sometimes I join the M67 and the 50 signs (advisory) are flashing, and the matrix signs are warming 'queue at junction'. You can see the traffic already on the motorway braking in panic, at the thought of being greeted by a huge traffic jam. The thing is though, you can almost see the fking junction!

Just before the roundabout, there is a bridge. The approach is a very gradual slope, and after the brow of the hill, there are traffic lights almost immediately. Before the brow are the usual end of motorway signs, so a sensible person will be preparing to stop as they approach this point irrespective of traffic conditions.

What pisses me off immensely about the knob-heads slamming on the anchors, is the fact I can see the brow of the hill from the fking slip road. If I cannot see queuing traffic from there, there is no fking queue!

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Turning right off an A road yesterday. Long train of traffic coming the other way doing about 20 mph, following a tractor. Would one of the st featured wking s let me cross? Not fking one of them, had to wait ages til there was a gap large enough for me to force my way across in.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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doogz said:
RobinOakapple said:
Turning right off an A road yesterday. Long train of traffic coming the other way doing about 20 mph, following a tractor. Would one of the st featured wking s let me cross? Not fking one of them, had to wait ages til there was a gap large enough for me to force my way across in.
Forced your way over did you?

Top driving. Well done.
Hopefully, right in front of you.

Skii

1,630 posts

191 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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JonRB said:
Skii said:
Brand new CD's that arrive in a broken case.
The use of the Grocers' Apostrophe. This annoys me beyond reason.

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