Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

[Stickyfinger]

Uber fat mothers waddling along with their fat kids on the way to school in LEGGINGS that stretch out to see-thru around their ARSE & Legs.....agggg

[fatboy18]

[colonel c]

People with open mikes playing Battlefield Hardline. FFS! I don't want to hear your domestic squabbles, kids wifes, girlfriends etc.

[227bhp]

Neighbours house alarms which go off at 3:30 am when they are not in.

[227bhp]

227bhp said:

Neighbours house alarms which go off at 3:30 am when they are not in.

Then reset themselves to start all over again for another 20 mins.

[Flying Penguin]

Stickyfinger said:

Uber fat mothers waddling along with their fat kids on the way to school in LEGGINGS that stretch out to see-thru around their ARSE & Legs.....agggg

[JonRB]

People who think that "unique" is a variable, rather than an absolute, concept. Phrases such as "pretty unique", "very unique", "quite unique" and "more unique" tumble out of their mouths with the ill-advised enthusiasm of a Baldrick Cunning Plan.

[227bhp]

JonRB said:

People who think that "unique" is a variable, rather than an absolute, concept. Phrases such as "pretty unique", "very unique", "quite unique" and "more unique" tumble out of their mouths with the ill-advised enthusiasm of a Baldrick Cunning Plan.

& 'I was a bit gutted'.

[rolex]

JonRB said:

People who think that "unique" is a variable, rather than an absolute, concept. Phrases such as "pretty unique", "very unique", "quite unique" and "more unique" tumble out of their mouths with the ill-advised enthusiasm of a Baldrick Cunning Plan.

That's a true fact!

[Fishtigua]

JonRB said:

People who think that "unique" is a variable, rather than an absolute.

I hate non-words that mean nothing.

1. 'Executive' suites in hotels. Pron channel?

1. Anything with an 'i' infront of the discription. Too complex to be used by normal people?

1. 'Multi use'. Is it usable more than once, or just the Marketing Dept making up uses no one is ever going to use it for.

1. 'Smart'. I rest my case.

[V8mate]

rolex said:

JonRB said:

People who think that "unique" is a variable, rather than an absolute, concept. Phrases such as "pretty unique", "very unique", "quite unique" and "more unique" tumble out of their mouths with the ill-advised enthusiasm of a Baldrick Cunning Plan.

That's a true fact!

Drove past a business yesterday called 'Bygone Antiques'.

Couldn't help but utter a 'FFS!' under my breath.

[Flying Penguin]

JonRB said:

People who think that "unique" is a variable, rather than an absolute, concept. Phrases such as "pretty unique", "very unique", "quite unique" and "more unique" tumble out of their mouths with the ill-advised enthusiasm of a Baldrick Cunning Plan.

... a bit dead? Slightly pregnant?

[Stickyfinger]

24/7----9/11----7/11

Please tell the BBC that I am NOT Gangsta in prison in Alabama!

[Langweilig]

I want to intervene here. It's those words "Stage an intervention".

[FourWheelDrift]

People who pronounce "Ye Olde" as "Yee oldy"

[JonRB]

Adverts that use keyword stuffing by adding "not" followed by a bunch of keywords in the mistaken belief that this will increase visibility of their advert.

Yes, it will mean it is seen by more people. But those people will be people lured there with a false positive who now think you're a wker. And quite a few people who might have been interested in what you are selling will decide to pass, as they don't want to buy from a wker.

wker.

[torqueofthedevil]

Mumbling actors in films - normally when they are playing a dark or moody character - lucky if can understand 1 in 5 words

[Oldandslow]

ao.com add on the tv at the moment.

Small child needs to bake a cake but oh noes the fridge/freezer is broken. Calamity! Luckily ao.com can have one here the next day.

Now I'm no Paul Hollywood but even I know that a fridge/freezer is not essential equipment to bake a cake. If the oven had broken the ad would make so much more sense.

ao.com sell ovens anyway so why the fk did they write this drivel about a fridge/freezer.

[RobinOakapple]

Cables, connecting cables and mains cables. I must have well over 100 of them, and very useful they are. And every single sodding one of them is black. Would it really kill the makers to use some other colours?

[MartG]

When someone says they "did it like a Boss"

I assume they actually did nothing and are just taking the credit.