Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

183 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Dull online bhing matches.

Give it a fking rest.


markmullen

15,877 posts

235 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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blindswelledrat said:
Not being liked by someone who talks in pictures and single letter words is something I can probably get over.
Being happy my life is good enough that I don't have to be permanently miserable online is something I don't need to get over.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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doogz said:
I agree. Standing at one edge of a bridge or walkway with your camera, taking a picture of someone at the other edge, thereby stopping anyone minding their own business from walking past without getting in the way is bad manners.
Quite specific that, do you have one particular event in mind? However I feel you'll recover without any long term psychological damage.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

183 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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When you ask someone (a stranger) to take a picture and instead of moving closer to you, they use the fking digital zoom. You aren't zooming in, you're just making my photo low resolution.

I know, I know, get a proper camera. fk off.

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

246 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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droopsnoot said:
Corpulent Tosser said:
NO !! if he 'just about' did enough it would have been a goal.
No, surely that would be "not quite" enough?
Is that not the same thing ?

If you 'just about' st your pants would you have st your pants or not ?

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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doogz said:
goldblum said:
Quite specific that, do you have one particular event in mind? However I feel you'll recover without any long term psychological damage.
Absolutely everywhere in Disneyworld. Was there a couple of weeks ago.

I'm quite sure I'll recover also. This thread isn't really about serious long term illness anyway, is it?
I think that depends on whether it annoys you or not.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

223 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Papa Hotel said:
Dull online bhing matches.

Give it a fking rest.
Some people just seem to disagree without substance to cause an argument,

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Monday 10th June 14:39

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

266 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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goldblum said:
Captain Muppet said:
People who think a camera is some kind of magic exclusion zone, or even worse stand there forever before pressing the button.
It's really just a matter of manners. Walk round, unless it's a huge deal for you.
Press the button again half a second later, unless it's a huge deal for you.

It's not like you're going to run out of film is it?

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Captain Muppet said:
fatboy18 said:
THIS

Just about to take a photo and someone walks straight in front of the camera lens!



Anyone Know him? Tell him off nono
People who think a camera is some kind of magic exclusion zone, or even worse stand there forever before pressing the button.
roflrofl

ReaperCushions

6,037 posts

185 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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People who dis-regard health and safety advice as they think they know better.

For example I was on a flight the other day and the guy next to me turned on his phone and started texting / facebooking on our approach to landing. Assuming he knew he got some signal when closer to the ground and he could start to use it.
Now I'm sure that one little phone and bit of mobile data couldn't bring down a 747 by itself, but the instructions are very specific and there for a reason. Even if it is crowd control rather than actual electronic interferance.

Second example, cyclists that don't wear helmets, you won't look so cool when your brains are spread across the front of a bus.




The Jolly Todger

2,742 posts

181 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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ReaperCushions said:
Second example, cyclists that don't wear helmets, you won't look so cool when your brains are spread across the front of a bus.
http://bicyclesafe.com/helmets.html

Ossiantoad

263 posts

132 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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The word 'somethink'.

It isn't a real word people.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Papa Hotel said:
Dull online bhing matches.

Give it a fking rest.
Some people just seem to disagree without substance to cause an argument,

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Monday 10th June 14:39
no they don't

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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First

Captain Muppet said:
stand there forever before pressing the button.
Then
Captain Muppet said:
Press the button again half a second later
While you've been dithering they've already taken two snaps. Just walk round the back for God's sake.

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
People who stand talking to you, and at the same time practice their Golf swing.

Clearly the 'what the fk are you doing that for - you look like a nob' expression on my face isn't working.
[the Power of One]you could always practice a thirteen punch combination...[tPoO]

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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ReaperCushions said:
People who dis-regard health and safety advice as they think they know better.

For example I was on a flight the other day and the guy next to me turned on his phone and started texting / facebooking on our approach to landing. Assuming he knew he got some signal when closer to the ground and he could start to use it.
Now I'm sure that one little phone and bit of mobile data couldn't bring down a 747 by itself, but the instructions are very specific and there for a reason. Even if it is crowd control rather than actual electronic interferance.

Second example, cyclists that don't wear helmets, you won't look so cool when your brains are spread across the front of a bus.
I sat next to someone who proudly bragged that he never turned his phone off. I was wondering what sort of signal he was expecting to get 5 miles above the Black Sea. I do wonder if the pilots get that irritating rhythmic beep you used to get on TVs every time someone does that.

The whole flying experience annoys me. Massively impatient people who would be queuing up to get off as soon as the place starts its decent if there wasn't a seatbelt sign. Best thing that pilots do to stop this is coming to a halt so smoothly that nobody notices.

Dr Interceptor

7,800 posts

197 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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A chap I employ at work who after making a cup of coffee cannot wash the spoon and return it to the drawer, or place the spoon in the dishwasher, but instead leaves the dirty spoon on the draining board!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just rinse the fecker off!

CraigyMc

16,423 posts

237 months

Monday 10th June 2013
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Dr Interceptor said:
A chap I employ at work who after making a cup of coffee cannot wash the spoon and return it to the drawer, or place the spoon in the dishwasher, but instead leaves the dirty spoon on the draining board!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just rinse the fecker off!
That's not beyond reason. That's just an ignorant fker who expects someone else to clean up his mess.

Use his desk as a dustbin.

C

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Tuesday 11th June 2013
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Rostfritt said:
ReaperCushions said:
People who dis-regard health and safety advice as they think they know better.

For example I was on a flight the other day and the guy next to me turned on his phone and started texting / facebooking on our approach to landing. Assuming he knew he got some signal when closer to the ground and he could start to use it.
Now I'm sure that one little phone and bit of mobile data couldn't bring down a 747 by itself, but the instructions are very specific and there for a reason. Even if it is crowd control rather than actual electronic interferance.

Second example, cyclists that don't wear helmets, you won't look so cool when your brains are spread across the front of a bus.
I sat next to someone who proudly bragged that he never turned his phone off. I was wondering what sort of signal he was expecting to get 5 miles above the Black Sea. I do wonder if the pilots get that irritating rhythmic beep you used to get on TVs every time someone does that.

The whole flying experience annoys me. Massively impatient people who would be queuing up to get off as soon as the place starts its decent if there wasn't a seatbelt sign. Best thing that pilots do to stop this is coming to a halt so smoothly that nobody notices.
Michael O'Leary's next marketing gimmick! Parachute class; the plane doesn't land, so there's a saving in landing fees and fuel. You get to queue at the front door with a static line and your luggage attached to a drogue, then it's 'Red light, Red light, Green light; GO!' and the cabin crew encourage you out the door with a cattle prod. hehe

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

227 months

Tuesday 11th June 2013
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Willy Nilly said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Papa Hotel said:
Dull online bhing matches.

Give it a fking rest.
Some people just seem to disagree without substance to cause an argument,

Edited by Ahhh Moneypenny on Monday 10th June 14:39
no they don't
They totes do!





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