Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

[227bhp]

fatboy18 said:

Does that mean your Arse does not get as sore riding one of these things?

I remember the pain of riding to brighton many years ago, could not sit down for a week, felt like my butt had been violated by that bloody saddle

I got a gel padded sprung one from Aldis sale for a tenner, happy bottom

[Stickyfinger]

V8mate said:

Won't necessarily help. The yolk is usually broken by whatever you've cracked the egg against penetrating too far into the egg and breaking the yolk within the shell.

Don't buy thin shelled, insipid, tasteless supermarket eggs that are filled with growth hormones......get your own chickens or go get some free range.

[V8mate]

Stickyfinger said:

V8mate said:

Won't necessarily help. The yolk is usually broken by whatever you've cracked the egg against penetrating too far into the egg and breaking the yolk within the shell.

Don't buy thin shelled, insipid, tasteless supermarket eggs that are filled with growth hormones......get your own chickens or go get some free range.

Ha!

I actually find that I'm more likely to break the yolk of a heavily shelled egg as the first couple of taps do nothing so I lose patience and just smash the fk out of the egg

[Anonymous Bodge]

Have just been served a full English breakfast with the fried egg yolk down on top of the baked beans.
This is utterly unacceptable. If I attempt to move the fried egg the yolk will burst, adulterating the beans, and then there won't be enough egg yolk left to soften the toast.
I've sent it back.

Edited by Anonymous Bodge on Wednesday 26th August 15:14

[V8mate]

Bloody customers and their 'always right' attitudes.

I've just had some tt send back his breakfast because the egg was 'touching the beans', boo hoo! fking hipster wker.

While frying him another egg, I stuck my finger up my arse and wiped it along his sausage.

[Justayellowbadge]

V8mate said:

I stuck my finger up my arse and wiped it along his sausage.

That's the kind of personal attention so often lacking in hospitality today.

[V8mate]

Justayellowbadge said:

V8mate said:

I stuck my finger up my arse and wiped it along his sausage.

That's the kind of personal attention so often lacking in hospitality today.

Euphemism or not, I fear it (and its ilk) are more regular an occurrence than any of us would wish to conceive.

[All that jazz]

V8mate said:

I stuck my finger up my arse and wiped it along his sausage.

You are still talking about the breakfast, right?

[whoami]

Bluedot said:

Not that I want this to start a full on rant about cyclists but what the fk are those bicycle/tricycle contraptions where the rider is lying down in it just a few inches from the floor ?
Completely ridiculous death traps.

Good call.

wker-bikes.

[Anonymous Bodge]

I have just enjoyed an excellent full English breakfast. All items separated correctly with a good 3mm gap, and the fried egg with a nice runny yolk. The sausage in particular was most succulent. Not a Cumberland, nor a spicy beef, but a hint of curried pork perhaps? I must ask the chef for the recipe.

[V8mate]

[El Guapo]

Anonymous Bodge said:

the fried egg yoke
the yoke will burst
won't be enough egg yoke left

[Anonymous Bodge]

El Guapo said:

Hell! Thank you! Bloody auto-correct infuriates me too!

[anonymous-user]

Trying to get hold of HMRC and VAT in the same day.

[KingNothing]

V8mate said:

Bloody customers and their 'always right' attitudes.

I've just had some tt send back his breakfast because the egg was 'touching the beans', boo hoo! fking hipster wker.

While frying him another egg, I stuck my finger up my arse and wiped it along his sausage.

Footage of V8mate at work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfciDzZTNM

[V8mate]

KingNothing said:

V8mate said:

Bloody customers and their 'always right' attitudes.

I've just had some tt send back his breakfast because the egg was 'touching the beans', boo hoo! fking hipster wker.

While frying him another egg, I stuck my finger up my arse and wiped it along his sausage.

Footage of V8mate at work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfciDzZTNM

Aaah, that takes me back. Way, way back, in fact. To when I had hair

[leigh1050]

People who ride around? on those scooter things I cant call them men as they seem to have regressed back to childhood.
Grow the fk up

[Tango13]

227bhp said:

The Don of Croy said:

Tango13 said:

Those stupid graphics of the driver/rider that get put in the corner of the TV screen during pretty much every WRC, BTCC and BSB program.

You know the one, the driver does a 1/8 turn to face the camera with a smug look on his face like he's just sat on a well lubed cucumber and really enjoyed it.

I've seen one where they turn AND cross their arms (was it F1?).

It's OK for the first one or two, but after 18+ (or 30 if it's rugger) it gets boring...and annoying.

We noticed that watching Sunday's race, no real need for it. I could just imagine Raikkonen rolling his eyes when he was asked to pose like that several times 'till they got the perfect shot...

I would love to see an F1 driver do this...

[JonRB]

leigh1050 said:

Grow the fk up

People who think that growing up is a desirable and aspirational thing.

I'll grow older, since it can't be avoided, but I hope that I never grow up.

(I don't own one of the aforementioned scooters, btw. I was talking more generally)

[BristolRich]

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