Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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Issi said:
Every single one of the recent adverts that have the soundtrack of a young woman (I imagine in a gingham frock, sitting at a piano in a farmhouse)covering an 80's song.
Or even worse, same kind of adverts but the singer is some kind of Jack Johnson clone, singing the same kind of dreary crap.
Yes, Yes, Yes (in the style of Ben kingsley in Sexy beast)this makes me want to rip my ears clean off the side of my head. 'Lets make a new song' 'Hold on whilst I find a suitable old song to slow down and then you can drone the words out in a simpering BoHo middle class kind of way. Get over yourselves you sOr even worse, same kind of adverts but the singer is some kind of Jack Johnson clone, singing the same kind of dreary crap.
tbags. And yes the gingham dress with curly hair possibly ginger playing a piano under an apple tree in a fking field is also how I picture them.
JonRB said:
nicanary said:
Bit confused here. Surely Airwolf, A-Team and Knight Rider were childrens' programmes?
And those of us remembering it fondly were children / teenagers in the 80's. Do you not fondly remember programmes of your youth too? Or have you always been a joyless funsucker?
The hundreds,if not thousands,of knuckle dragging retards that clogged up Glasgow yesterday for their "Orange Walk"! All marching along(badly) with daft banners & ridiculous faux military uniforms,that must be the only thing keeping the Scottish braid industry alive. All playing tunes badly, and all having the position of playing the big drum handed to the shortest, fattest, ugliest, baldest, angriest looking tt, who was beating the st out of said drum with no regard to music
t, who was beating the st out of said drum with no regard to music
Pain in the Arse! Bloody hard trying to do it by yourself.kowalski655 said:
The hundreds,if not thousands,of knuckle dragging retards that clogged up Glasgow yesterday for their "Orange Walk"! All marching along(badly) with daft banners & ridiculous faux military uniforms,that must be the only thing keeping the Scottish braid industry alive. All playing tunes badly, and all having the position of playing the big drum handed to the shortest, fattest, ugliest, baldest, angriest looking tt, who was beating the st out of said drum with no regard to music
I got dragged out every year to watch this. "Part of your Irish heritage". Not interested!t, who was beating the st out of said drum with no regard to musickowalski655 said:
The hundreds,if not thousands,of knuckle dragging retards that clogged up Glasgow yesterday for their "Orange Walk"! All marching along(badly) with daft banners & ridiculous faux military uniforms,that must be the only thing keeping the Scottish braid industry alive. All playing tunes badly, and all having the position of playing the big drum handed to the shortest, fattest, ugliest, baldest, angriest looking tt, who was beating the st out of said drum with no regard to music
Welcome to the wonderful world of "Orangefest" as it's known in Ulster. Your summary is pretty accurate. I believe Glasgow is the centre of their world in Scotland, because of its historical secterian problems. My daughter lived in Dundee for a time, and never saw an Orange march there.t, who was beating the st out of said drum with no regard to musicIf the march annoyed you, don't ever come to live in Northern Ireland. There are literally hundreds of these parades every year, commemorating anything they can think of. Everything has to stop, just for them, because it's a tradition. Only a few will have an IQ above 90.
kowalski655 said:
90? I'm surprised if it was that high!
BiL is into this big time...he is an idiot too.
The saddest thing is that they have absolutely no idea how much others despise them. They think everybody wants to watch. To them, it represents their "Britishness", and they are completely unaware that the rest of the UK (apart from Glasgow) hasn't got a clue why they do it. Weird foreigners to the English.BiL is into this big time...he is an idiot too.
Rugby.
It hates football with a passion and its whole reason for being is to be better than football. Tell someone you don't like rugby and their reply is always "yer, but it's better than football". We're not talking about football, we're talking about rugby. Such is their dislike of football that their competition involving what few countries actually play it has almost exactly the same format as the game they so dislike.
It hates football with a passion and its whole reason for being is to be better than football. Tell someone you don't like rugby and their reply is always "yer, but it's better than football". We're not talking about football, we're talking about rugby. Such is their dislike of football that their competition involving what few countries actually play it has almost exactly the same format as the game they so dislike.
Willy Nilly said:
Rugby.
It hates football with a passion and its whole reason for being is to be better than football. Tell someone you don't like rugby and their reply is always "yer, but it's better than football". We're not talking about football, we're talking about rugby. Such is their dislike of football that their competition involving what few countries actually play it has almost exactly the same format as the game they so dislike.
Football.....because its played by Nancey boys who FAKE it and cheat like fIt hates football with a passion and its whole reason for being is to be better than football. Tell someone you don't like rugby and their reply is always "yer, but it's better than football". We're not talking about football, we're talking about rugby. Such is their dislike of football that their competition involving what few countries actually play it has almost exactly the same format as the game they so dislike.
k even on camera at the World Cup.Oh my knee! .....roll on floor like you have been shot !....
Willy Nilly said:
It must be quite a surprise for the staff at the venues the rugby world cup games are being played at to actually see any paying customers in there watching rugby.
Utter homo erotic ste.
I would of thought the staff would be happy because they don't have to lay out all that Hair Gel, make-up and hair dryers at half time.Utter homo erotic s
te. so that is the:
utterances of the roll on the floor like a t
t brigadeutterances of the cheat like a f
ker brigadeutterances of the dive like Tom Daily brigade
utterances of Garreth Bale's hair band looks so cool brigade.....hehehe...a HAIR BAND ?
Question: Do ANY footballers have an education above primary school ?....just asking
Edited by Stickyfinger on Sunday 20th September 22:49
Stickyfinger said:
Willy Nilly said:
It must be quite a surprise for the staff at the venues the rugby world cup games are being played at to actually see any paying customers in there watching rugby.
Utter homo erotic ste.
I would of thought the staff would be happy because they don't have to lay out all that Hair Gel, make-up and hair dryers at half time.Utter homo erotic s
te. so that is the:
utterances of the roll on the floor like a t
t brigadeutterances of the cheat like a f
ker brigadeutterances of the dive like Tom Daily brigade
utterances of Garreth Bale's hair band looks so cool brigade.....hehehe...a HAIR BAND ?
Question: Do ANY footballers have an education above primary school ?....just asking
Edited by Stickyfinger on Sunday 20th September 22:49
Stickyfinger said:
Willy Nilly said:
Rugby.
It hates football with a passion and its whole reason for being is to be better than football. Tell someone you don't like rugby and their reply is always "yer, but it's better than football". We're not talking about football, we're talking about rugby. Such is their dislike of football that their competition involving what few countries actually play it has almost exactly the same format as the game they so dislike.
Football.....because its played by Nancey boys who FAKE it and cheat like fIt hates football with a passion and its whole reason for being is to be better than football. Tell someone you don't like rugby and their reply is always "yer, but it's better than football". We're not talking about football, we're talking about rugby. Such is their dislike of football that their competition involving what few countries actually play it has almost exactly the same format as the game they so dislike.
k even on camera at the World Cup.Oh my knee! .....roll on floor like you have been shot !....
rugby - 80 minutes pretending you're not.
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