Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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Cotty

39,581 posts

285 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
Cotty said:
The stupid prat yesterday complaining that his weekend was not long enough. He is 67 fking retire, stupid .
Maybe he can't afford to?
Well he is going to be screwed then.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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People who think that because they are free, Metro and the Evening Standard are an acceptable form of litter.

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Ste1987 said:
The fog this morning was ridiculous. What was even more ridiculous was the number of drivers who don't know how to use fking fog lights!
Maybe these are the aholes who leave them on all the time? Now that we do have fog they finally got round to pressing the button and turned them off.

DaveGoddard

1,193 posts

146 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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aka_kerrly said:
Today's rant is about pronunciations and why I seem to be hearing more and more people say Pacific when they mean specific or presents when they mean presence.
In a similar vein, everyone now seems to say "the proof is in the pudding" which is completely meaningless. The correct saying/quotation is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" and means that you can only properly judge something from experience and not from mere appearance.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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Cotty said:
Einion Yrth said:
Cotty said:
The stupid prat yesterday complaining that his weekend was not long enough. He is 67 fking retire, stupid .
Maybe he can't afford to?
Well he is going to be screwed then.
When he can no longer work, yes; meanwhile he's putting off that dreadful day.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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When I've been following an interesting thread about a serious subject, I see there's been another post, I open the thread and find it's some dhead who has cracked what he thinks of as a witty remark. If the remark in question was actually funny then the poster could possibly be forgiven, but they hardly ever are.

Berz

406 posts

193 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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People who say "Drinks with this one" or "Dinner with this beauty" or similar on Facebook photos. THEY HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW.

JonRB

74,612 posts

273 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
When I've been following an interesting thread about a serious subject, I see there's been another post, I open the thread and find it's some dhead who has cracked what he thinks of as a witty remark. If the remark in question was actually funny then the poster could possibly be forgiven, but they hardly ever are.
Since you come across as an utterly humourless curmudgeon in most of the threads we've crossed paths on, this doesn't really surprise me in the least. smile

rohrl

8,742 posts

146 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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JonRB said:
RobinOakapple said:
When I've been following an interesting thread about a serious subject, I see there's been another post, I open the thread and find it's some dhead who has cracked what he thinks of as a witty remark. If the remark in question was actually funny then the poster could possibly be forgiven, but they hardly ever are.
Since you come across as an utterly humourless curmudgeon in most of the threads we've crossed paths on, this doesn't really surprise me in the least. smile
Are you reading my mind JonRB?

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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rohrl said:
Are you reading my mind JonRB?
A simple KNOB joke will get this back on track then

A man walks into a clock shop, whips out his knob and puts it on the counter.

The girl behind the counter says, "Excuse me sir, this is a clock shop, not a cock shop."

To which the man replies, "That's okay, just put two hands and a face on this then."

Disastrous

10,088 posts

218 months

Wednesday 30th September 2015
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JonRB said:
Since you come across as an utterly humourless curmudgeon in most of the threads we've crossed paths on, this doesn't really surprise me in the least. smile
I don't think Robin 'does' humour online. The internet is a serious business, you know!

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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JonRB said:
RobinOakapple said:
When I've been following an interesting thread about a serious subject, I see there's been another post, I open the thread and find it's some dhead who has cracked what he thinks of as a witty remark. If the remark in question was actually funny then the poster could possibly be forgiven, but they hardly ever are.
Since you come across as an utterly humourless curmudgeon in most of the threads we've crossed paths on, this doesn't really surprise me in the least. smile
I would never try to surprise you.

I actually enjoy humour but only if it is actually funny. Just like any other form of human enterprise, some of it is really good, some of it is ok and some of it is st. It's the latter type that annoys me.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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People who state a time as "[Time] a.m. in the morning/p.m. in the afternoon"

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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SomethinK. NothinK. AnythinK.

Get fked you illiterate s.

TTOBES

609 posts

168 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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I am so angry!

The people on my office floor (serviced offices) who leave a good load of their "number two" in/on the toilet bowl for others to see. It's just happened again.

There are only three items in the cubicle:

The toilet,
The toilet paper,
The toilet brush.

How can people think this is acceptable to leave for the next toilet user!

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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I never use the toilet brush, hurts my arse too much

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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I can't get it in to my mouth, let alone in to the gaps between my teeth.

droopsnoot

11,973 posts

243 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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Europa1 said:
People who state a time as "[Time] a.m. in the morning/p.m. in the afternoon"
That was what irritated me the most about the song "Moonlight Shadow" by Mike Oldfield, specifically the line where she sings:

"4am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow".

Oh, as opposed to which other 4am?

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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droopsnoot said:
Europa1 said:
People who state a time as "[Time] a.m. in the morning/p.m. in the afternoon"
That was what irritated me the most about the song "Moonlight Shadow" by Mike Oldfield, specifically the line where she sings:

"4am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow".

Oh, as opposed to which other 4am?
As opposed to the one that didn't scan, I suspect smile

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Thursday 1st October 2015
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droopsnoot said:
That was what irritated me the most about the song "Moonlight Shadow" by Mike Oldfield, specifically the line where she sings:

"4am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow".

Oh, as opposed to which other 4am?
Worst lyric in the world?

"Even food don't taste that good."

Bryan Adams and Mel C. Makes me tense.
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