Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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BS30 said:
Think yourself lucky that you haven't had to drive one. I had to do Bristol - Castle Donington and back in one as a hire car a few weeks ago, boy did I turn a few heads on the motorway. In this colour too...

Citroen are very good at making Marmite cars smile

JonRB

74,590 posts

273 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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BS30 said:
DaveGoddard said:
Oh, and the Citroen Cactus. I finally saw one in the flesh/metal/plastic for the first time today...what an absolutely HIDEOUS piece of crap.
Think yourself lucky that you haven't had to drive one. I had to do Bristol - Castle Donington and back in one as a hire car a few weeks ago, boy did I turn a few heads on the motorway. In this colour too...

I quite like it actually. In a world of boring cookie-cutter identikit blandmobiles, it's nice to see something quirky and different.

Each to their own, and all that though. If we all liked the same thing then there would only need to be one type of car available to buy. smile

fatboy18

18,948 posts

212 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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Stickyfinger said:
BS30 said:
Think yourself lucky that you haven't had to drive one. I had to do Bristol - Castle Donington and back in one as a hire car a few weeks ago, boy did I turn a few heads on the motorway. In this colour too...

Citroen French are very good at making Marmite cars smile
EFA wink

BS30

1,097 posts

106 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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JonRB said:
I quite like it actually. In a world of boring cookie-cutter identikit blandmobiles, it's nice to see something quirky and different.

Each to their own, and all that though. If we all liked the same thing then there would only need to be one type of car available to buy. smile
Yep can't argue with that! Let's just say it's not quite in tune with my styling tastes smile

JonRB

74,590 posts

273 months

Friday 23rd October 2015
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BS30 said:
Yep can't argue with that! Let's just say it's not quite in tune with my styling tastes smile
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All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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BS30 said:
Think yourself lucky that you haven't had to drive one. I had to do Bristol - Castle Donington and back in one as a hire car a few weeks ago, boy did I turn a few heads on the motorway. In this colour too...

Why does it have a pocket sprung mattress bolted to the side of it? confused

grumbledoak

31,542 posts

234 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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All that jazz said:
Why does it have a pocket sprung mattress bolted to the side of it? confused
Door bumpers for car parks. It's one of the 'out of the box' ideas.

BS30

1,097 posts

106 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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All that jazz said:
Why does it have a pocket sprung mattress bolted to the side of it? confused
When I showed a colleague what had turned up, they replied 'why did they put the tyres on the doors?' hehe

JonRB

74,590 posts

273 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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MartG

20,683 posts

205 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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The governments continued assertion that various things they have sold off should make a profit. The NHS, like many other things the government have sold off to their greedy mates ( e.g. Royal Mail ), isn't supposed to make a profit - it's supposed to provide a service to the benefit of the population as a whole

grumbledoak

31,542 posts

234 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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MartG said:
The governments continued assertion that various things they have sold off should make a profit. The NHS, like many other things the government have sold off to their greedy mates ( e.g. Royal Mail ), isn't supposed to make a profit - it's supposed to provide a service to the benefit of the population as a whole
Capitalism 101: The focus may be on profits, but the societal benefits are in the side effects. Something that makes a profit this year is still here next year; something that goes bankrupt is not.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

245 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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grumbledoak said:
Capitalism 101: The focus may be on profits, but the societal benefits are in the side effects. Something that makes a profit this year is still here next year; something that goes bankrupt is not.
You can lead a lefty to logic, but you cannot make him think.

nicanary

9,796 posts

147 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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The film "Dirty Dancing". Set in 1963, with a soundtrack of hits from that year, and then at the end that soppy chick-flick scene when they dance to music from 1987. Not a single person present in that room reacts with "whoa, what sort of music is this?". It does my head in. Sloppy inattention to detail.

JonRB

74,590 posts

273 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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nicanary said:
The film "Dirty Dancing". Set in 1963, with a soundtrack of hits from that year, and then at the end that soppy chick-flick scene when they dance to music from 1987. Not a single person present in that room reacts with "whoa, what sort of music is this?". It does my head in. Sloppy inattention to detail.
Next you'll be telling me that groups of people don't spontaneously break out into perfectly choreographed dance routines where everyone is dancing the same dance exactly in time to one another. wink

nicanary

9,796 posts

147 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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JonRB said:
nicanary said:
The film "Dirty Dancing". Set in 1963, with a soundtrack of hits from that year, and then at the end that soppy chick-flick scene when they dance to music from 1987. Not a single person present in that room reacts with "whoa, what sort of music is this?". It does my head in. Sloppy inattention to detail.
Next you'll be telling me that groups of people don't spontaneously break out into perfectly choreographed dance routines where everyone is dancing the same dance exactly in time to one another. wink
Spot on. It's all bo**ocks. I was reminded of my hatred of this film by watching Gogglebox where the participants were given it as viewing material. I was appalled that all the dads on the programme loved the fecking thing, probably apart from dad Malone (the Rottie family) who I'm sure would not have found it to his liking. Real man.

I would also like to point out that in "Saturday Night Fever" whenever Travolta dances, all the other people on the floor give way and allow him lots of room. Bo**ocks. Try expecting that in a real club. You'll get your face kicked in.

JonRB

74,590 posts

273 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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nicanary said:
Spot on. It's all bo**ocks. I was reminded of my hatred of this film by watching Gogglebox where the participants were given it as viewing material. I was appalled that all the dads on the programme loved the fecking thing, probably apart from dad Malone (the Rottie family) who I'm sure would not have found it to his liking. Real man.

I would also like to point out that in "Saturday Night Fever" whenever Travolta dances, all the other people on the floor give way and allow him lots of room. Bo**ocks. Try expecting that in a real club. You'll get your face kicked in.
Blimey. You sound like a bag of laughs. I'm looking forward to you watching a musical and then coming on here and complaining that people kept singing and how unrealistic this is.

You'd best stick to documentaries and give films a miss altogether, I reckon. wink


Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Fecking dog owners takinf their dogs to a football pitch for a walk. Went to see my son playing earlier and there was a pile of fresh Barkers Eggs, right next to the touchline.

What kind of tosser would do this?

All that jazz

7,632 posts

147 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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The random signs dotted along the A64 between Bramham and York have today annoyed me beyond reason. Several 8' x 8' yellow signs stating "230 bags of litter picked from laybys".

I feel like getting a black marker pen and adding stuff like "Congrats! Would you like a cookie?" or "Council in doing-their-job shocker!" or perhaps even "I've dropped a few more coke bottles and KFC boxes for you. See if you can beat your record!"

Am I doing this wrong? getmecoat

carlpea

381 posts

140 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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All that jazz said:
The random signs dotted along the A64 between Bramham and York have today annoyed me beyond reason. Several 8' x 8' yellow signs stating "230 bags of litter picked from laybys".

I feel like getting a black marker pen and adding stuff like "Congrats! Would you like a cookie?" or "Council in doing-their-job shocker!" or perhaps even "I've dropped a few more coke bottles and KFC boxes for you. See if you can beat your record!"

Am I doing this wrong? getmecoat
You need to think of it in the opposite... They HAD to collect 230 bags of litter.
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