Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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The Don of Croy said:
Stickyfinger said:
Someone stole Mr Gate's (next door) gate, a Mr Gate, Gate-Gate ?
Or Bill Gates accused of walking strangely, maybe a little fey - Gates Gay Gait - gate.


That should annoy some people beyond reason...
FFS, gate a grip.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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rohrl said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
you're talking krapfen
glad someone got it biggrin

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Pretentious vocabulary of tennis, and all who take it so bloody seriously.

aka_kerrly

12,418 posts

210 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Hugo a Gogo said:
rohrl said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
you're talking krapfen
glad someone got it biggrin
Well played & certainly lightened my mood.

Issi

1,782 posts

150 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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People who use this site as some kind of weird version of Google.

'How much do kitchen tiles cost?'

'Who was the actor in XXXXXXX?'

'Looking for a pub in East Dribbling?'

Here's an idea - try finding the answer for yourself?

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Issi said:
People who use this site as some kind of weird version of Google.

'How much do kitchen tiles cost?'

'Who was the actor in XXXXXXX?'

'Looking for a pub in East Dribbling?'

Here's an idea - try finding the answer for yourself?
They are finding the answer, by using this weird version of google.

Cotty

39,544 posts

284 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Email - it was supposed to make our lives better, more efficient etc. I have had over 50 emails today some of which are pointless and/or nothing to do with me.

If someone sends an email to someone else that just says "thanks" they don't need to copy me in rage

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Assembling kids toys - Just spent nearly 2 hours building a table football game. None of the bolts lined up and after getting all the players on and screwed down, I realised that they were the wrong way around.

There was much bad language...

JonRB

74,566 posts

272 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
and after getting all the players on and screwed down, I realised that they were the wrong way around.
Maybe that's why none of the bolts lined up. silly

smile

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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JonRB said:
james_tigerwoods said:
and after getting all the players on and screwed down, I realised that they were the wrong way around.
Maybe that's why none of the bolts lined up. silly

smile
Haha - It was the leg bolts. Turns out there's a tiny dint in the metal poles that the men go on that indicated which end goes where. And it's not mentioned - the Chinglish is special in this one...

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Cotty said:
Email - it was supposed to make our lives better, more efficient etc. I have had over 50 emails today some of which are pointless and/or nothing to do with me.

If someone sends an email to someone else that just says "thanks" they don't need to copy me in rage
In my view a lot of it is arse covering - "Well I copied in [X]...", so that [X] is somehow complicit if the st hits the fan, even though they didn't ask [X] to do anything specific in relation to the email in question.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Europa1 said:
Cotty said:
Email - it was supposed to make our lives better, more efficient etc. I have had over 50 emails today some of which are pointless and/or nothing to do with me.

If someone sends an email to someone else that just says "thanks" they don't need to copy me in rage
In my view a lot of it is arse covering - "Well I copied in [X]...", so that [X] is somehow complicit if the st hits the fan, even though they didn't ask [X] to do anything specific in relation to the email in question.
This ^^^^^

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
Europa1 said:
Cotty said:
Email - it was supposed to make our lives better, more efficient etc. I have had over 50 emails today some of which are pointless and/or nothing to do with me.

If someone sends an email to someone else that just says "thanks" they don't need to copy me in rage
In my view a lot of it is arse covering - "Well I copied in [X]...", so that [X] is somehow complicit if the st hits the fan, even though they didn't ask [X] to do anything specific in relation to the email in question.
This ^^^^^
The saying in my office is 'if it's not on email, it didn't happen.'

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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The "inspirational" quote on the wall of my local library which reads "I wish there were as many libraries as there are Starbucks".

Even if we take the word "libraries" to mean public libraries, excluding academic libraries and school libraries, in the USA, the home of Starbucks, there are 16,000+ public libraries and just 12,800 branches of Starbucks.

The sign may as well say "I wish I could demolish thousands of libraries", which isn't really a great message to have on the wall of a library.

JonRB

74,566 posts

272 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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rohrl said:
The "inspirational" quote on the wall of...


(Apologies for slight derail)

biggrin

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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Also included in the list of things which annoy me this evening are people so incredibly, indescribably stupid that they think that I would post gifs of animal abuse on PH.

popeyewhite

19,888 posts

120 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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rohrl said:
The "inspirational" quote on the wall of my local library which reads "I wish there were as many libraries as there are Starbucks".

Even if we take the word "libraries" to mean public libraries, excluding academic libraries and school libraries, in the USA, the home of Starbucks, there are 16,000+ public libraries and just 12,800 branches of Starbucks.

The sign may as well say "I wish I could demolish thousands of libraries", which isn't really a great message to have on the wall of a library.
You may be thinking a bit far ahead there. The simplistic apothegm is aimed at those with a similar IQ to that of the person who wrote it, not someone with your lofty intellect.

My local library stocks comic books and is based in a 'Neighbourhood Hub', or, to you and me, a leisure centre.

JonRB

74,566 posts

272 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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popeyewhite said:
You may be thinking a bit far ahead there. The simplistic apothegm is aimed at those with a similar IQ to that of the person who wrote it, not someone with your lofty intellect.

My local library stocks comic books and is based in a 'Neighbourhood Hub', or, to you and me, a leisure centre.
Clearly comic books are below even your lofty intellect. wink

popeyewhite

19,888 posts

120 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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JonRB said:
Clearly comic books are below even your lofty intellect. wink
The kind in this library are.

FourWheelDrift

88,527 posts

284 months

Tuesday 27th October 2015
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rohrl said:
The "inspirational" quote on the wall of my local library which reads "I wish there were as many libraries as there are Starbucks".

Even if we take the word "libraries" to mean public libraries, excluding academic libraries and school libraries, in the USA, the home of Starbucks, there are 16,000+ public libraries and just 12,800 branches of Starbucks.

The sign may as well say "I wish I could demolish thousands of libraries", which isn't really a great message to have on the wall of a library.
Was that on a UK library wall? As the UK has over 4000 libraries and in 2015 there are 791 Starbucks coffee shops.
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