Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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LordJammy

3,112 posts

189 months

Sunday 22nd November 2015
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The Tesco Christmas adverts. I hope whoever came up with them gets burgled and all their presents get stolen.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Haribo adverts, I am NOT a fkING RETARD you idiots so stop with that stE

GroundEffect

13,837 posts

156 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Willy Nilly said:
Middle class girls/women between about 16 and 25 like the one that is spouting some bullst on the BBC News Channel now. Full of how everyone but her should pay for her education and how she should vote even though most people her age know fk all and other idealistic ste. But the most annoying thing is how they pronounce girl and university. Look love, it's not Gairl or univairsity you stupid tart, it's pronounced gurl and univursity.
No it's not, it's 'Gi-rl' and 'Uni-versi-ty'. Bloody Englanders!

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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People who get to the ticket barriers at stations then seem utterly flummoxed at the need to produce a ticket, then stand there blocking the entry to the barrier whilst they try and find their ticket. Retards.

matchmaker

8,495 posts

200 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Europa1 said:
People who get to the ticket barriers at stations then seem utterly flummoxed at the need to produce a ticket, then stand there blocking the entry to the barrier whilst they try and find their ticket. Retards.
They also probably go to the supermarket, fill up a trolley, pass it all through the checkout, and only when the cashier totals it up start looking for their purse/wallet. You do know how this works, don't you? Buy stuff, pay for it? Not exactly fking rocket science!

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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matchmaker said:
Europa1 said:
People who get to the ticket barriers at stations then seem utterly flummoxed at the need to produce a ticket, then stand there blocking the entry to the barrier whilst they try and find their ticket. Retards.
They also probably go to the supermarket, fill up a trolley, pass it all through the checkout, and only when the cashier totals it up start looking for their purse/wallet. You do know how this works, don't you? Buy stuff, pay for it? Not exactly fking rocket science!
And they've invariably buried their purse/wallet at the bottom of a bag under all their shopping

RizzoTheRat

25,167 posts

192 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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People who have to leap out of their seat on an aircraft as soon as it stops so they can attempt to brain someone getting their luggage out of the overhead lockers and then spend 5 minutes standing in the aisle before the doors open and all the people in the seats in front of them still get out before them. I've had several flights recently where the cabin crew have told people to sit down as they've been out of their seats before the seatbelt lights have gone off.

Halmyre

11,204 posts

139 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Tango13 said:
jogger1976 said:
Stickyfinger said:
Tango13 said:
Sloppy continuity in films!

Who has seen 'You only live twice'?

The bit where Blofelds space ship is about to gobble up the NASA capsule and start WW3. We the viewer see the action from a separate angle which is fair enough but a few seconds later the same view is on a monitor in the command centre which begs the question...

How can the juddering fk can that be on screen unless Blofeld has a second space ship up there filming the action?
Ah the wonders of a developed imagination smile
If you hate bad continuity, then Idon't bother watching the car chase in Diamonds Are Forever. Your head will probably explode!;)
Yup, that car chase boils my piss too! laugh
The director must have noticed it because there's an insert shot showing Bond and Tiffany changing the angle at which they're leaning. To be honest, I think it has to be just taking the p**s.

FourWheelDrift

88,539 posts

284 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Tango13 said:
Sloppy continuity in films!

Who has seen 'You only live twice'?

The bit where Blofelds space ship is about to gobble up the NASA capsule and start WW3. We the viewer see the action from a separate angle which is fair enough but a few seconds later the same view is on a monitor in the command centre which begs the question...

How can the juddering fk can that be on screen unless Blofeld has a second space ship up there filming the action?
They do the same thing again in You Only live Twice when the helicopter picks the car up with the magnet and drops it in the sea. Bond is watching the same view we have on the TV monitor in the Toyota - https://youtu.be/bLAo27BtBJ0?t=97

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Tango13 said:
Sloppy continuity
A brass who doesn't wash between customers?

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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V8mate said:
A brass who doesn't wash between customers?


DavieW

753 posts

108 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Restaurants that call waiters "table jockeys"!

Du1point8

21,608 posts

192 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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People who say they need you to pick up an item... no probs, when you get to the shop you ring them to say you have it and they start with the words.

"since you are already there..."

Nope nope nope... if you want a full shop just for you, you can do it yourself.

Much like the time you get food and ask if they want anything... Nope Im fine... then proceed to mindsweep and eat half your food.

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
Tango13 said:
Sloppy continuity in films!

Who has seen 'You only live twice'?

The bit where Blofelds space ship is about to gobble up the NASA capsule and start WW3. We the viewer see the action from a separate angle which is fair enough but a few seconds later the same view is on a monitor in the command centre which begs the question...

How can the juddering fk can that be on screen unless Blofeld has a second space ship up there filming the action?
They do the same thing again in You Only live Twice when the helicopter picks the car up with the magnet and drops it in the sea. Bond is watching the same view we have on the TV monitor in the Toyota - https://youtu.be/bLAo27BtBJ0?t=97
'It's only a movie' Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980)

hidetheelephants

24,403 posts

193 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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DavieW said:
Restaurants that call waiters "table jockeys"!
Plate captain is much hipper. hehe

Bluedot

3,592 posts

107 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Du1point8 said:
Much like the time you get food and ask if they want anything... Nope Im fine... then proceed to mindsweep and eat half your food.
yes

We're talking 'other halves' here aren't we ?!


DataHamster

74,582 posts

272 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Bluedot said:
yes

We're talking 'other halves' here aren't we ?!
And chips. It's usually chips.

Apparently they are calorie free when snarfed off your partner's plate. Even when you eat the majority of them and piss him off.

fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Bluedot said:
Du1point8 said:
Much like the time you get food and ask if they want anything... Nope Im fine... then proceed to mindsweep and eat half your food.
yes

We're talking 'other halves' here aren't we ?!
That sums up my other half perfectly, God its annoying!

Du1point8

21,608 posts

192 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Yep was talking OH... Whilst we are on about OH's since it's now in the winter period she has now found the thermostat controls...

So now the central heating is set to inferno mode, which gets turned back down to 25 degrees, it soon goes back up... Worse than that is that it has now been decided that the heating should come on when we most need it... 3am-5am was a lovely feeling of slow cooking oneself this morning with both the winter duvet and heating on full blast... Waking up sweating at 3:30 was fun... Not.

Need to lock the front panel of the boiler somehow.

Dr Murdoch

3,445 posts

135 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Du1point8 said:
back down to 25 degrees
eek

Anything over 21 is cooking
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