Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 19)

[Adenauer]

Morning Chunky. Any responses to job applications yet?

[Chunkymonkey71]

It'll take a while, Ad.

Both are interviewing start of October.

Both are uni jobs. Remember I said I wanted to try something new? These aren't something new...

[Jonnny]

How slowly does the time go from when you give your notice in to when you leave?

Still got 10 days to go

[DickyC]

Jonnnnnnnnnny - look up Inverse Proportion.

[KaraK]

Jonnny - could be worse, at my last job I had a 3 month notice period!

[Jonnny]

DickyC said:

Jonnnnnnnnnny - look up Inverse Proportion.

"The concept of inverse proportionality can be contrasted against direct proportionality. Consider two variables said to be "inversely proportional" to each other. If all other variables are held constant, the magnitude or absolute value of one inversely proportional variable will decrease if the other variable increases, while their product (the constant of proportionality k) is always the same."

That doesn't even make sense does it?

Only 8 working days to go

[DickyC]

Couldn't have put it better myself.

[Adenauer]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Remember I said I wanted to try something new? These aren't something new...

We wouldn't expect anything else

[NoVetec]

Morning.

[leafspring]

Morning all... a Mexican eh?

Trivial news, got an e-mail today (one of many).

'are you able to come to the suit fitting on the 12th?'

How did I forget my Aunt is getting married on the 28th?

[Engineer1]

So Chunks you are making the transition to lion taming via easy stages, say via insurance...

[ArsE92]

Jonnny said:

How slowly does the time go from when you give your notice in to when you leave?

Still got 10 days to go

It will follow the general rule of 1 day every 24 hours.

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I've just received this email in work:

"Arse92

Apologies I missed this morning's call. I've been on medical leave this week recovering from haemmorhoid surgery"

Oh.

[Chunkymonkey71]

ArsE92 said:

It will follow the general rule of 1 day every 24 hours.

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I've just received this email in work:

"Arse92

Apologies I missed this morning's call. I've been on medical leave this week recovering from haemmorhoid surgery"

Oh.

Well that's a right pain in the arse, that!

[Adenauer]

ArsE92 said:

Apologies I missed this morning's call. I've been on medical leave this week recovering from haemmorhoid surgery"

Oh.

Tell him to stop being an arse

[Chunkymonkey71]

Engineer1 said:

So Chunks you are making the transition to lion taming via easy stages, say via insurance...

Trying to get into engineering from working in education.

Step 1. Stop working in education.
Step 2. Take severance and dick about for a month.
Step 3. Bottle it and apply for more education jobs.

I think it'll be a long process...

[ArsE92]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Well that's a right pain in the arse, that!

Adenauer said:

Tell him to stop being an arse

Good one lads. Look out Tommy Cooper!

I was hoping for something a bit more subtle.

In the next call I need to get something like "Let's not sit on this for much longer" in. Or "There's a pile of work to do here".

[Chunkymonkey71]

ArsE92 said:

Good one lads. Look out Tommy Cooper!

I was hoping for something a bit more subtle.

In the next call I need to get something like "Let's not sit on this for much longer" in. Or "There's a pile of work to do here".

Perhaps you should send him some grapes?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Where has El Guapo gone? Our new resident gringo?

[ArsE92]

Jonnny said:

DickyC said:

Jonnnnnnnnnny - look up Inverse Proportion.

"The concept of inverse proportionality can be contrasted against direct proportionality. Consider two variables said to be "inversely proportional" to each other. If all other variables are held constant, the magnitude or absolute value of one inversely proportional variable will decrease if the other variable increases, while their product (the constant of proportionality k) is always the same."

That doesn't even make sense does it?

Only 8 working days to go

Remember - The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the beat when the throb of the knob is constant.

[Adenauer]

ArsE92 said:

Good one lads. Look out Tommy Cooper!

I was hoping for something a bit more subtle.

In the next call I need to get something like "Let's not sit on this for much longer" in. Or "There's a pile of work to do here".

Ask him if, after the operation, he feels good, on the whole?