Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

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berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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Stickyfinger said:
Nightmare, lost as what to do....

They delivered Salad Cream and not Mayo ......I just do not know what to do now
Make a salt and vinegar crisp butty, much nicer with salad cream rather than mayo.
Yes, I know this qualifies me for the council thread.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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make your own mayo it is easy.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
make your own mayo it is easy.
I will ask our cook to do that tomorrow whilst the wife is out having her eye lashes tinted

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

170 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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The Spruce goose said:
make your own mayo it is easy.
Lol.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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It is entirely normal for one person to prepare a meal for another and serve it up for them, ready prepared on a plate, with all the varying constituent parts and ratios determined by the person doing the serving.

Except when it comes to breakfast cereal. I would consider it very odd if someone else poured a bowl of cereal and added milk on my behalf, making their own decision about the ratio of milk, the quantity of cereal in the bowl etc.

Even worse is that my wife, does not think this is odd at all. This morning, in her effort to save me some time because I had to deal with a minor cat-based clean up, she thought it would be helpful to pour out the cereal for me and add the milk, a full 5 minutes before I was close to being ready to eat my cereal. So instead of a refreshing, crunchy mix of cereal and milk, I got a gloopy, soggy poor affair with the wrong amount of cereal, wrong amount of milk, and no crunch at all, and of course not actually saving any time.


weeboot

1,063 posts

99 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Fastdruid said:
The knobs on our sink mixer turn the wrong way to how you'd expect (I think the tap is in backwards).
The problem isn't turning it on, it's turning it off, when you're used to a normal tap instead of turning the tap off you turn it full blast and as we have decent mains pressure *and* mains pressure hot that means spray everywhere. We've obviously got used to it but it took a while and after being away for a time it happens again.
I suffered exactly the same problem in my old flat.
Go away for a few days, come back, water everywhere the first time I tried to use the taps.
Oh, and all of the light switches were fitted upside down, the joys of rentals...

X5TUU

11,939 posts

187 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Shakermaker said:
It is entirely normal for one person to prepare a meal for another and serve it up for them, ready prepared on a plate, with all the varying constituent parts and ratios determined by the person doing the serving.

Except when it comes to breakfast cereal. I would consider it very odd if someone else poured a bowl of cereal and added milk on my behalf, making their own decision about the ratio of milk, the quantity of cereal in the bowl etc.

Even worse is that my wife, does not think this is odd at all. This morning, in her effort to save me some time because I had to deal with a minor cat-based clean up, she thought it would be helpful to pour out the cereal for me and add the milk, a full 5 minutes before I was close to being ready to eat my cereal. So instead of a refreshing, crunchy mix of cereal and milk, I got a gloopy, soggy poor affair with the wrong amount of cereal, wrong amount of milk, and no crunch at all, and of course not actually saving any time.
I would completely agree here

Mrs X5 does the same for me on occasion and insists on totally overfilling the cereal receptacle (especially if I am having cereal for my evening meal - council I know but sometimes it's just nice) and then adding copious amounts of milk so it invariably spills over and goes everywhere and is a nightmare to try and eat and not get everywhere too!

silobass

1,180 posts

102 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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My local Starbucks doesn't sell my newly discovered Java Chip Frappuccino.

Unless you have to ask, I did only look at the menu.


Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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I have had to move from the settee to the armchair, the sun was shining on my screen and I have left my coffee by the settee.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Tuesday 27th September 12:36

SpudLink

5,775 posts

192 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
I have had to move from the settee to the armchair, the sun was shining on my screen and I have left my coffee by the settee.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Tuesday 27th September 12:36
May I suggest a first world solution?

Guvernator

13,152 posts

165 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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SpudLink said:
Monkeylegend said:
I have had to move from the settee to the armchair, the sun was shining on my screen and I have left my coffee by the settee.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Tuesday 27th September 12:36
May I suggest a first world solution?
Sorry but blinds are so very passe. What you want is some of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aliXxhFmd8




jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

140 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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I can't get WiFi at both ends of my house at once. frown

wolfracesonic

6,992 posts

127 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Had a bit of a close call Sunday night; poured myself a Grolsch, (glass on worktop) but, rather too enthusiastically and it looked like the head was going to spill over. So I leaned forward and slurped it up, however on straitening up I nearly banged my head on the wall cupboard. I'm not afraid to say a cold chill ran through me at the thought of what could have happened and how close we are to everything falling apart.: It took the edge right off my drink.



I do realize the above is quite laden with innuendo, so help yourselves

davidc1

1,545 posts

162 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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the waiter in pizza express failed to tilt my glass to pour my beer , resulting in one inch of beer and 4 inch of froth.ffs!
could not drink the beer for about 5 minutes.

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Guvernator said:
SpudLink said:
Monkeylegend said:
I have had to move from the settee to the armchair, the sun was shining on my screen and I have left my coffee by the settee.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Tuesday 27th September 12:36
May I suggest a first world solution?
Sorry but blinds are so very passe. What you want is some of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aliXxhFmd8
Disappointed and dismayed at your suggestions, what I need is something to transfer my coffee to the armchair.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
Disappointed and dismayed at your suggestions, what I need is something to transfer my coffee to the armchair.
Is your Filipino maid on holiday leave or is she pregnant again ?

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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Stickyfinger said:
or is she pregnant again?
Could be, but I leave all that sort of dirty stuff to the butler.

weeboot

1,063 posts

99 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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jamieduff1981 said:
I can't get WiFi at both ends of my house at once. frown
Is this some kind of quantum theory problem?

X5TUU

11,939 posts

187 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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weeboot said:
Is this some kind of quantum theory problem?
How would you ever know lol

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Tuesday 27th September 2016
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X5TUU said:
How would you ever know lol
In theory you could use string