Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[GTIR]

Monkeylegend said:

My spoon isn't long enough to reach the bottom of my knickerbocker glory.

That's what straws are for. Well that and to piss your dad off by slurping air, even though he says stop.

Try three boys doing it at once!






(That sounds so wrong but it's just a reference to my two brothers and I!)

[Monkeylegend]

It gets worse, grandchildren were over yesterday and they have used all the straws.

[devnull]

GTIR said:

Tell me more about this material in you head thing?

Well, rather than leave your deed 'half done' (and i'm sure you don't want to walk downstairs and stifle a boner) try and drag up something special from your wk bank. You know, in the days before online porn and when there were no copies of razzle dumped in a hedge available.

[Lawbags]

Falling asleep on the sofa at 8pm last night means I'm up already after a near 70 hour week.
Pissed!

[Usget]

Monkeylegend said:

My spoon isn't long enough to reach the bottom of my knickerbocker glory.

A common problem. There are websites that offer to help, but I'm not sure how safe/reliable they are.

[24lemons]

Monkeylegend said:

My spoon isn't long enough to reach the bottom of my knickerbocker glory.

www.achica.com/product/1114804/genietti-telescopic-spoon

Problem solved (except they have no stock)

[brockovrs]

I've just bought a new car & don't want to get it dirty driving down the farm track to the range where I shoot, So I've got to take my dads Jag instead. Woe is me.

[Monkeylegend]

24lemons said:

Monkeylegend said:

My spoon isn't long enough to reach the bottom of my knickerbocker glory.

www.achica.com/product/1114804/genietti-telescopic-spoon

Problem solved (except they have no stock)

You raise my hopes only to dash them again.

[24lemons]

Monkeylegend said:

24lemons said:

Monkeylegend said:

My spoon isn't long enough to reach the bottom of my knickerbocker glory.

www.achica.com/product/1114804/genietti-telescopic-spoon

Problem solved (except they have no stock)

You raise my hopes only to dash them again.

Terribly sorry old bean, how about this;

http://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/novelty-extenda...

[Monkeylegend]

24lemons said:

Monkeylegend said:

24lemons said:

Monkeylegend said:

My spoon isn't long enough to reach the bottom of my knickerbocker glory.

www.achica.com/product/1114804/genietti-telescopic-spoon

Problem solved (except they have no stock)

You raise my hopes only to dash them again.

Terribly sorry old bean, how about this;

http://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/novelty-extenda...

I like it

[gubbabump]

My Maid has handed her notice in..

[blueg33]

The bluetooth in my new Lotus Evora won't connect properly to my phone unless a press a button once.

I may reject the vehicle under the Sale of Good Act

[GTIR]

The wind has blown my ariel 180 degrees.

[Blown2CV]

I built my new BBQ inside the house yesterday, and it might be slightly too big to get out the door.

[Blown2CV]

Smart casual/business casual is a frequent source of stress for me

[wiliferus]

Blown2CV said:

I built my new BBQ inside the house yesterday, and it might be slightly too big to get out the door.

[Papa Hotel]

GTIR said:

The wind has blown my ariel 180 degrees.

That's ok, just reverse it out.

[GingerWizard]

Papa Hotel said:

GTIR said:

The wind has blown my ariel 180 degrees.

That's ok, just reverse it out.

That's the problem with these new fangled light weight sports cars....

[GTIR]

GingerWizard said:

Papa Hotel said:

GTIR said:

The wind has blown my ariel 180 degrees.

That's ok, just reverse it out.

That's the problem with these new fangled light weight sports cars....

That's probably the only word I have issues with spelling and I refuse to Google it!

[Benmac]

Well this morning I had to suffer the ignominy of having to press and hold down the seat memory button in my Mercedes to get it to get back into my setup after the wife has driven it for the past couple of days. In my Maserati you just have to briefly press the button and it does it's thing saving you all of 5 precious seconds. Oh the humanity.