Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Blib]

Rick_1138 said:

offspring86 said:

'Of course I would buy the smoked salmon, but it makes the Maserati smell like a fishmongers.'

TBF this is a genuine first world concern.

Not really. Smoked salmon is always air tight packed. One doesn't smell it. I've carted loads of smoked salmon home from Waitrose in my Maseratis. Never had a problem.

[illmonkey]

Blib said:

Rick_1138 said:

offspring86 said:

'Of course I would buy the smoked salmon, but it makes the Maserati smell like a fishmongers.'

TBF this is a genuine first world concern.

Not really. Smoked salmon is always air tight packed. One doesn't smell it. I've carted loads of smoked salmon home from Waitrose in my Maseratis. Never had a problem.

A first world problem is deciding what Maserati to take to waitrose.

[NailedOn]

illmonkey said:

Blib said:

Rick_1138 said:

offspring86 said:

'Of course I would buy the smoked salmon, but it makes the Maserati smell like a fishmongers.'

TBF this is a genuine first world concern.

Not really. Smoked salmon is always air tight packed. One doesn't smell it. I've carted loads of smoked salmon home from Waitrose in my Maseratis. Never had a problem.

A first world problem is deciding what Maserati to take to waitrose.

The butler drives two of the maids to Waitrose, so he uses the Quattroporte S.

[Gaffer]

1 the gardener didn't wash the car
2 the maid didn't do the weekly clean of the fridge
3 the petrol pump attendant didn't serve me first and I had to beep the horn to get his attention
4 there were no blueberry muffins left at Mung and Bean so had to go to Starbucks
5 the tea boy at work was late bringing me my coffee and i had to call him

What a st day.

Claire

[Bit of a Unit]

Pre packed smoked salmon? Flown straight down from the smokers, peat dusted off by the flunkies!!

[dfen5]

GetCarter said:

6 metre tall lounge windows are a bugger to clean:

On the plus side, it must be most amusing to watch the cleaner do them again, having used a finger or two to point out the bits they 'missed'.

[GetCarter]

dfen5 said:

GetCarter said:

6 metre tall lounge windows are a bugger to clean:

On the plus side, it must be most amusing to watch the cleaner do them again, having used a finger or two to point out the bits they 'missed'.

I was down the pub

[GTIR]

Gaffer said:

1 the gardener didn't wash the car
2 the maid didn't do the weekly clean of the fridge
3 the petrol pump attendant didn't serve me first and I had to beep the horn to get his attention
4 there were no blueberry muffins left at Mung and Bean so had to go to Starbucks
5 the tea boy at work was late bringing me my coffee and i had to call him

What a st day.

Claire

You're not joking though are you.

[PaulG40]

Caught my train to head back from a lovely weekend at my house back to my work home. Pre paid ticket etc, only for the ticket conductor on board to point out my armed forces railcard has ran out last week. So the jobsworth has just fleeced me of £100 for a brand new one way ticket!!!

So this little one way journey has just cost me £140 as opposed to £40 if I drove!!!

[Gaffer]

GTIR said:

You're not joking though are you.

Nope. That was my day yesterday. Hope today is better.

[dmitsi]

The pump in the bean to cup coffee machine has died so I've had to open a cupboard and get a cafetiere, boil a kettle, measure out coffee and stand about waiting, then to top it off I had to physically push down on a plunger to finish the brew. If that wasn't bad enough, we ordered the replacement too late in the day yesterday and it's not arriving until Wednesday so I've got to go through this st again tomorrow morning. I've called in sick as I'm too stressed out now.

[GetCarter]

Vladimir said:

The seagulls were noisy this morning.
The downside of a sea view.

I have bloody Oystercatchers here >> http://SteveCarter.com/random/oc.mp3

[anonymous-user]

Recorded the whole of True Detective on Sky Plus....in standard definition and not HD

Oh well, it is still awesome.

[PomBstard]

GetCarter said:

Vladimir said:

The seagulls were noisy this morning.
The downside of a sea view.

I have bloody Oystercatchers here >> http://SteveCarter.com/random/oc.mp3

Cockatoos, parakeets and kookaburras here - all noisy. The downside of living in a country with a tropical climate.

[Captain Muppet]

Gaffer said:

5 the tea boy at work was late bringing me my coffee and i had to call him

Underlings are easily confused, don't hire a tea boy if you want coffee.

[Spanglepants]

Ok, not my personal problem but saw this thread on a site I used to frequent. This is a ex UK owned and originated site now "taken " over by mostly American members. They really struggle with this ?

http://www.saabcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t...


Post 5 - 2 years and he still cant work the date out?

Edited by Spanglepants on Tuesday 22 April 16:02

Edited by Spanglepants on Tuesday 22 April 17:00

[wolfracesonic]

illmonkey said:

Blib said:

Rick_1138 said:

offspring86 said:

'Of course I would buy the smoked salmon, but it makes the Maserati smell like a fishmongers.'

TBF this is a genuine first world concern.

Not really. Smoked salmon is always air tight packed. One doesn't smell it. I've carted loads of smoked salmon home from Waitrose in my Maseratis. Never had a problem.

A first world problem is deciding what Maserati to take to waitrose.

Quite. Surely a first world problem is deciding which river on your property the staff catch the salmon from.

[Burnham]

GetCarter said:

6 metre tall lounge windows are a bugger to clean:

I feel your pain (and I like your view)

[Justayellowbadge]

It does, indeed, suck.

[Ayahuasca]

I sometimes forget to set my VPN which means that my Apple TV shows the wrong Netflix. Honestly it is aging me before my time.