Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.
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BoRED S2upid said:
Nespresso? They are doing you a favour.
Dear boy, I must disagree. It tastes divine. However I do keep a couple of boxes of 50s of Lungo Forte under my desk, as it seems to be the flavour of choice for the cleaners and is oft running out. I am now having night terrors that the Lithuanian char people have been licking the dregs from my cup and have now assumed a taste for the nutmeg on top, hence the stock situation issue to which my initial post so miserably refers...
Rick_1138 said:
You mean you don't have serfs that stand there by the machine with specific graters and the appropriate media to grate (Nutmeg, cinnamon stick, chocolate)onto your fresh Cappuccino good god its like you live in squalor! 
There is a recession on young man. Whilst in good old days gone by, we may have flown this stuff in fresh, and manned it with a team of subordinates to serve our every caprice and whimsy, that unfortunately is now a thing of the past. These good time will come again. Sooner, rather than later if I don't get some nutmeg for 8am tomorrow. By sheer fortuitous luck, a colleague has informed me that the RAC club now take non-members for breakfast (times must be testing for them too). I think to save possibly getting the week off to a bad start, I may just dine in there first thing to save any nutmeg deficiency based concerns from darkening my day...Sky has changed the TV guide menu.
Before one button got the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
Before one button got the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
Pesty said:
Sky has changed the TV guide menu.
Before one button But if you just pres backup out brings you the tv guideot the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
Yes!Before one button But if you just pres backup out brings you the tv guideot the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
The button that says "tv guide" no longer brings the tv guide. But if you just press backup it brings you the tv guide? What utter tool at sky thought this would be a good idea?
Pesty said:
Sky has changed the TV guide menu.
Before one button got the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
I'm still getting menus appearing I didn't think I had pressed for Before one button got the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
Chim said:
Never mind the new menus, which I agree are total pants by the way, I though have a far more serious problem…….the sky remote…..it's stopped working…..worse than that…..its stuck on Channel 4 and Alan Carr chatty man has just came on……………..Helllllllppppp
This is the first world thread squire.Go and watch one of your other TV's.
Oh but then you'd have to walk to another room…..you're right, my mistake.
Pesty said:
Sky has changed the TV guide menu.
Before one button got the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
YepBefore one button got the menu. Backup made it go away.
Now TV guide button gets another menu and you need to press the button again.
But you have to press back up 5 time to make it go away . But because it's slow you press back up again and the menu comes back
Meaning two button presses have become 12
Somebody needs to die.
How some of you manage to go on every day up against such adversity is truly remarkable, give yourselves an OBE (if you don't have one already).
My top hat box is in a very poor state, where does one go to for repairs? Before some smart alec pops up and says "get your footman to do it" I've already whipped the bugger to within an inch of his life and he still doesn't know.
My top hat box is in a very poor state, where does one go to for repairs? Before some smart alec pops up and says "get your footman to do it" I've already whipped the bugger to within an inch of his life and he still doesn't know.
Chim said:
Never mind the new menus, which I agree are total pants by the way, I though have a far more serious problem…….the sky remote…..it's stopped working…..worse than that…..its stuck on Channel 4 and Alan Carr chatty man has just came on……………..Helllllllppppp
My very expensive remote works no problem, sounds like you're in hell with the standard!
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