Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Willy Nilly]

I My butler couldn't find an Missions Cracked Pepper Pita Breads in Tesco Waitrose this morning so made me make do with own brand rubbish. FML

[AstonZagato]

Jimmy No Hands said:

I fly to the Caribbean coast Monday morning for two weeks of all inclusive five star luxury, and I've not had time to buy some new sunglasses.

Considering not bothering going to be honest.

The worst thing about flying private jets is that one does not have any duty free shopping at the private terminal.

[Mr E]

I have bought too much excellent tuna and will have to have the remainder for lunch tomorrow.

[so called]

The Indian elevator/door/bell/anyone else only expect a 10 IRP TIP and I only have a 100 IRP note left and I still have to think about the car to the airport.

[Jimmy No Hands]

AstonZagato said:

The worst thing about flying private jets is that one does not have any duty free shopping at the private terminal.

Oh no private jet for me, I have to put up with that ancient Dreamliner that sets itself on fire mid flight. First world problem indeed!

[illmonkey]

Opening night at a new restaurant, taxis all booked, a few pre dinner drinks with friends before. Drinks ordered, after 30 minutes of waiting and repeatedly asking for them we walked out.

Just can't get the staff these days. Close to dehydration.

[nyxster]

I rang the BBC and requested they reschedule tonights TV so i could watch a bridge too far. They declined, how is that BBC on demand?

[MrBarry123]

Waitrose had run out of their 4 packs of plum tomatoes so I had to buy 4 separate ones instead and bag them myself. Disgusting really.

[Blown2CV]

Jimmy No Hands said:

I fly to the Caribbean coast Monday morning for two weeks of all inclusive five star luxury, and I've not had time to buy some new sunglasses.

Considering not bothering going to be honest.

Tsk. The only establishment that should be use to procure eyewear is the airport duty free, where one can bask in the glory of paying at least 50% over the prices that commoners pay from *shudder* internet retailers. Also, only 5 star? Surely 7 star is the minimum!

[so called]

nyxster said:

I rang the BBC and requested they reschedule tonights TV so i could watch a bridge too far. They declined, how is that BBC on demand?

My Dad was taken prisoner there.
Not seen the film for years and he passed away nearly 4 years ago.
Going to be a bit strange next time I see it.

[Asterix]

This was on a colleagues car this morning.

If this doesn't win the thread...

[kowalski655]

There was someone missing a rhea recently,I think it has been found now.

I am still looking for my lost Osprey!

[Monkeylegend]

kowalski655 said:

There was someone missing a rhea recently,I think it has been found now.

I am still looking for my lost Osprey!

Think that one is a gonna rhea now.

[tgr]

[northwest monkey]

so called said:

nyxster said:

I rang the BBC and requested they reschedule tonights TV so i could watch a bridge too far. They declined, how is that BBC on demand?

My Dad was taken prisoner there.

Bit harsh of the BBC. Presume he hadn't paid his licence fee?

[Silent1]

kowalski655 said:

There was someone missing a rhea recently,I think it has been found now.

I am still looking for my lost Osprey!

Yeah, it got shot

[phib]

My chauffeur has gone home with the key to my car and locked the other key in it !! So now I can't move it and the gardener will get grass cuttings on it when he cuts the grass tomorrow aghhhhhhh

Phib

[R6VED]

wolfracesonic said:

I've just had leaflet showing offers at the 'Lidl' super market wedged in my letter box. Luckily it didn't fall onto the carpet so I pushed it back outside with a stick, where I pray the wind will blow it away. An upgrade to my perimeter defenses is called for I fear, that was a bit too close for comfort.

I genuinely laughed out loud at that, not a problem until everyone in the vicinity looks around to see why :-)

[TIGA84]

Monkeylegend said:

Just wait until you get the bill for lost revenue.

20 mins x 20 tollbooths x 4 cars per minute x £2 per car = £3200 plus £500 recovery.

Edited by Monkeylegend on Sunday 27th April 18:53

Is that true?

I may be being naive here.

[Prev]

I was driving to a friends house the other day, and since my last visit some rather large speed humps have appeared. Not the ok speed humps which run the width of the road but two mountains (one either side.) which have had the tops lopped off.

So I approached said mountain with caution as my current car is a bit low. While navigating round/over said mountain of a speed hump, a car tried to over take me because they thought I had stopped.