Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Fartgalen]

I received 'the mental' yesterday for asking her indoors if she wanted to go and lie in the hammock outside since it's such a gorgeous afternoon. (she sitting inside fking about with the ipad).

[DannyScene]

Last week our gardener cut the hedge too short and now commoners can see over it into our living room which we are fully redoing from the floorboards up

We sold our old sofas last week in anticipation of our new sofas coming the day after, our new sofas are now delayed 2 weeks so we have our garden chairs inside what must our neighbors think

[GetCarter]

I drove 46 miles in the rush hour this morning and I saw another car.

Not done that for a while.

[benjj]

Every time my beautiful wife bends over I get the urge to insert myself into her. She always encourages this and therefore leaves me precious little spare time to watch Fast & Loud and st like that on the TV.

[BoRED S2upid]

DannyScene said:

Last week our gardener cut the hedge too short and now commoners can see over it into our living room which we are fully redoing from the floorboards up

We sold our old sofas last week in anticipation of our new sofas coming the day after, our new sofas are now delayed 2 weeks so we have our garden chairs inside what must our neighbors think

Your never going to live that down the rumour mill will be all about you, hushed whispers in waitrose that's them there they have their garden furniture in the living room!

[Wheat]

DannyScene said:

Last week our gardener cut the hedge too short and now commoners can see over it into our living room which we are fully redoing from the floorboards up

We sold our old sofas last week in anticipation of our new sofas coming the day after, our new sofas are now delayed 2 weeks so we have our garden chairs inside what must our neighbors think

They will think you're cool as fk and proper edgy. Put the BBQ inside as well and put the parasol up inside. Maybe an indoor paddling pool. It will blow their minds.

[Ayahuasca]

DannyScene said:

Last week our gardener cut the hedge too short and now commoners can see over it into our living room which we are fully redoing from the floorboards up

We sold our old sofas last week in anticipation of our new sofas coming the day after, our new sofas are now delayed 2 weeks so we have our garden chairs inside what must our neighbors think

The only thing between your house and commoners was a hedge? Cripes!

[LordGrover]

No moat?

[AstonZagato]

benjj said:

Every time my beautiful wife bends over I get the urge to insert myself into her. She always encourages this and therefore leaves me precious little spare time to watch Fast & Loud and st like that on the TV.

I have the same problem. However, fortunately, I'm not round at your place too often so I still have time.

[soxboy]

AstonZagato said:

benjj said:

Every time my beautiful wife bends over I get the urge to insert myself into her. She always encourages this and therefore leaves me precious little spare time to watch Fast & Loud and st like that on the TV.

I have the same problem. However, fortunately, I'm not round at your place too often so I still have time.

Perhaps if Mr Zagato were to take on the 'inserting' duties, it would leave Mr Benjj free to watch his st. In effect, a 'win win win' situation.

[Ozone]

This person seems to be a PHer with a reasonable car collection and a first world problem
sorry about the Daily Wail link

[Blown2CV]

Ozone said:

This person seems to be a PHer with a reasonable car collection and a first world problem
sorry about the Daily Wail link

now does he give a st so much because he wants equality between the family and their 'staff', or is it because they had to look after their own (probably) spoilt brat kids for the whole flight whilst the Nanny maxed and relaxed in the cheap seats?

[BoRED S2upid]

Ozone said:

This person seems to be a PHer with a reasonable car collection and a first world problem
sorry about the Daily Wail link

How has he made 9million by playing golf? I didn't think he was that good? He has a very valid point I wouldn't fancy looking after 4 spoilt kids for 10 hours!

[Starfighter]

BoRED S2upid said:

Ozone said:

This person seems to be a PHer with a reasonable car collection and a first world problem
sorry about the Daily Wail link

How has he made 9million by playing golf? I didn't think he was that good? He has a very valid point I wouldn't fancy looking after 4 spoilt kids for 10 hours!

I'm surprised he had purchased business class tickets for the kids....

[Justayellowbadge]

BoRED S2upid said:

How has he made 9million by playing golf? I didn't think he was that good? He has a very valid point I wouldn't fancy looking after 4 spoilt kids for 10 hours!

I don't believe 9m for a moment.

He's spent not that far shy of that on cars recently.

Has a 288 GTO, Enzo, LaFerrari, F40, 275 4 cam, Custom FF, California and quite a few others. Some reports have him buying an F1 a year or two ago.

[Triumph Man]

All Four of my electric window switches are very close together and at speed I meant to hit the front driver's switch and got the rear instead. Hurt my ear.

[DanielSan]

DannyScene said:

Last week our gardener cut the hedge too short and now commoners can see over it into our living room which we are fully redoing from the floorboards up

We sold our old sofas last week in anticipation of our new sofas coming the day after, our new sofas are now delayed 2 weeks so we have our garden chairs inside what must our neighbors think

Why have you not got some men in to do the work??

[BlackLabel]

Ozone said:

This person seems to be a PHer with a reasonable car collection and a first world problem
sorry about the Daily Wail link

He has a point about the st service but the "my wife has no help with 4 kids for 10 hours" comment is a cracker. Boo hoo! A parent being forced to look after their own children, what a tragedy.

Perhaps we will have someone come along shortly stating "was flying BA business class recently and some overweight mother could not even manage to control her own kids - therefore one coukd not even enjoy the champagne properly".

Edited by BlackLabel on Saturday 9th August 21:13

[Usget]

When we drop the roof on the OH's new car, one of the windows doesn't drop down automatically in sync with the other.

Considering rejecting it as "not fit for purpose", as per advice on most threads on here.

[MrBarry123]

Went shopping today and couldn't find anywhere that stocked Common Projects.