Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[wolfracesonic]

If anyone from Muller is reading this hang your head in shame. Just had a Muller fruit corner for my dessert, a cherry one, bought on the promise of chocolate pieces: on the pot, said chocolate pieces looked like the size of wood shavings a joiner would take off the edge of a door, in reality they resembled brown dandruff. I may have to go to Waitrose and complain, even though it wasn't purchased from there.

[anonymous-user]

wolfracesonic said:

If anyone from Muller is reading this hang your head in shame. Just had a Muller fruit corner for my dessert, a cherry one, bought on the promise of chocolate pieces: on the pot, said chocolate pieces looked like the size of wood shavings a joiner would take off the edge of a door, in reality they resembled brown dandruff. I may have to go to Waitrose and complain, even though it wasn't purchased from there.

only muller marc de champagne all the way for me, cheap skate.

[100 IAN]

When i fill-up the lambo the fuel filler is so low i have to stoop which gives me back ache, the problem is made worse as it takes so much fuel yet doesn't last very long.

[Silverbullet767]

My current broadband speed is advertised at up to 152MB, I'm receiving 160MB. Where's the complaint I hear you ask? It drops every day at 11.00am for reasons best known to itself. I'm without broadband for at least 20 seconds while it recovers. Just what am I to do with those 20 seconds? It's like being in the dark ages.

[CB2152]

Silverbullet767 said:

My current broadband speed is advertised at up to 152MB, I'm receiving 160MB. Where's the complaint I hear you ask? It drops every day at 11.00am for reasons best known to itself. I'm without broadband for at least 20 seconds while it recovers. Just what am I to do with those 20 seconds? It's like being in the dark ages.

I feel impoverished. Our new broadband is only 45 Mbps.

[Truffles]

100 IAN said:

When i fill-up the lambo the fuel filler is so low i have to stoop which gives me back ache, the problem is made worse as it takes so much fuel yet doesn't last very long.

p/x it for a 6.0. They moved the filler position - problem solved.

[Captain Muppet]

hbzboy said:

Still topping up the swimming pool twice a week at the moment. Usually I can drop down to just the once around this time of year.

[Captain Muppet]

Captain Muppet said:

The country I live in is on the cusp of fragmenting via a civilised voting event and the TV coverage is getting to the point where I'm having to avoid live TV in order to watch anything interesting.

If there was civil war or something I could understand all the news coverage, but there is very little actually happening.

Dullest revolution ever.

Update: nothing happened.

FML

[illmonkey]

Captain Muppet said:

Captain Muppet said:

The country I live in is on the cusp of fragmenting via a civilised voting event and the TV coverage is getting to the point where I'm having to avoid live TV in order to watch anything interesting.

If there was civil war or something I could understand all the news coverage, but there is very little actually happening.

Dullest revolution ever.

Update: nothing happened.

FML

Thanks, I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation.

[DJRC]

The sloop sailing past my veranda is playing crap music. Loudly. They are disturbing my Barbadian sunset.

[Blown2CV]

DJRC said:

The sloop sailing past my veranda is playing crap music. Loudly. They are disturbing my Barbadian sunset.

Hate to tell you this, but Barbados isn't in the First World.

[Chilli]

I've just made my daily breakfast shake of milk, banana, crushed ice, nutty muesli, and honey. Turns out the maid has eaten all the nutty muesli, so I had to use some other, lesser brand....livid doesn't even come close.

[DJRC]

Blown2CV said:

DJRC said:

The sloop sailing past my veranda is playing crap music. Loudly. They are disturbing my Barbadian sunset.

Hate to tell you this, but Barbados isn't in the First World.

Looks around, notes all the touch screen tech, 60" TV, marble bathroom...you know what...I'll cope

[Captain Muppet]

illmonkey said:

Captain Muppet said:

Captain Muppet said:

The country I live in is on the cusp of fragmenting via a civilised voting event and the TV coverage is getting to the point where I'm having to avoid live TV in order to watch anything interesting.

If there was civil war or something I could understand all the news coverage, but there is very little actually happening.

Dullest revolution ever.

Update: nothing happened.

FML

Thanks, I was on the edge of my seat in anticipation.

I had a man make new, comfier seat edges for me just in case that happened. Turns out I didn't need them.

[Blown2CV]

DJRC said:

Blown2CV said:

DJRC said:

The sloop sailing past my veranda is playing crap music. Loudly. They are disturbing my Barbadian sunset.

Hate to tell you this, but Barbados isn't in the First World.

Looks around, notes all the touch screen tech, 60" TV, marble bathroom...you know what...I'll cope

you know this thread is meant to be a tongue in cheek or no? Otherwise, rich kid problems is over that way...

[DJRC]

Blown2CV said:

DJRC said:

Blown2CV said:

DJRC said:

The sloop sailing past my veranda is playing crap music. Loudly. They are disturbing my Barbadian sunset.

Hate to tell you this, but Barbados isn't in the First World.

Looks around, notes all the touch screen tech, 60" TV, marble bathroom...you know what...I'll cope

you know this thread is meant to be a tongue in cheek or no? Otherwise, rich kid problems is over that way...

Does Sir wish for his whoosh parrot now or at the end of the day?

[DanielSan]

Chilli said:

I've just made my daily breakfast shake of milk, banana, crushed ice, nutty muesli, and honey. Turns out the maid has eaten all the nutty muesli, so I had to use some other, lesser brand....livid doesn't even come close.

You make your own breakfast? You sir have bigger problems than the maid eating your food.

[Blown2CV]

DanielSan said:

Chilli said:

I've just made my daily breakfast shake of milk, banana, crushed ice, nutty muesli, and honey. Turns out the maid has eaten all the nutty muesli, so I had to use some other, lesser brand....livid doesn't even come close.

You make your own breakfast? You sir have bigger problems than the maid eating your food.

surely the only thing the maid should be eating is man meat?

[SpudLink]

Blown2CV said:

surely the only thing the maid should be eating is man meat?

Perhaps "Blown2CV" doesn't mean what I thought it meant.

[fulham911club]

DanielSan said:

Chilli said:

I've just made my daily breakfast shake of milk, banana, crushed ice, nutty muesli, and honey. Turns out the maid has eaten all the nutty muesli, so I had to use some other, lesser brand....livid doesn't even come close.

You make your own breakfast? You sir have bigger problems than the maid eating your food.

And surely your maid has her own kitchen?