Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

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Hasbeen

2,073 posts

221 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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gwm said:
Death?
I did say want to do. Wanting to die is probably 15 years off, if I last that long.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Hasbeen said:
gwm said:
Death?
I did say want to do. Wanting to die is probably 15 years off, if I last that long.
Porn?

Hasbeen

2,073 posts

221 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Captain Muppet said:
Hasbeen said:
gwm said:
Death?
I did say want to do. Wanting to die is probably 15 years off, if I last that long.
Porn?
What's that?

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Hasbeen said:
Captain Muppet said:
Hasbeen said:
gwm said:
Death?
I did say want to do. Wanting to die is probably 15 years off, if I last that long.
Porn?
What's that?
The thing the internet was invented for.

gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Hasbeen said:
gwm said:
Death?
I did say want to do. Wanting to die is probably 15 years off, if I last that long.
Plotting mischievous pranks to play on others, to get the grandkids to carry out for you?

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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King Herald said:
I only ever wear T shirts (I know, it's a denial thing) but both my maids insist on putting them on hangers, rather than folded flat on the shelf.

How can I have the correct creasing in my Walmart Fruit Of The Loom 3-for-$10 T shirts if they are hanging up?????

And why are my maids over 45? Aren't maids mean to be young and pretty? furious
Because wife.

tuffer

8,849 posts

267 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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I have been allocated 2 991 GT3RS's, should I order 1 in CS spec and 1 in comfort with a view to keeping both or get both in CS and immediately sell it on for a premium?












Tongue firmly in cheek.

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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tuffer said:
I have been allocated 2 991 GT3RS's, should I order 1 in CS spec and 1 in comfort with a view to keeping both or get both in CS and immediately sell it on for a premium?




Tongue firmly in cheek.
When you say tongue in cheek... The above is genuinely happening or not?

Vaud

50,483 posts

155 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Hasbeen said:
Life is boring.

I've flown fighters off aircraft carriers, sailed the Pacific, done the Hobart race 7 times, raced up to F1, & still hold a Bathurst F2 lap record, ridden show jumpers, & eventers, raised a family, & lived & worked in some of the most beautiful places on earth

There was always something I couldn't wait to do. Now I can't think of a single thing I still really want to do, that this clapped out old body could handle, other than going for a run in one of the cars. Getting old is a bit#h.

Edited by Hasbeen on Monday 2nd March 11:32
Freefall?
Paragliding?

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Saturday 7th March 2015
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Vaud said:
Hasbeen said:
Life is boring.

I've flown fighters off aircraft carriers, sailed the Pacific, done the Hobart race 7 times, raced up to F1, & still hold a Bathurst F2 lap record, ridden show jumpers, & eventers, raised a family, & lived & worked in some of the most beautiful places on earth

There was always something I couldn't wait to do. Now I can't think of a single thing I still really want to do, that this clapped out old body could handle, other than going for a run in one of the cars. Getting old is a bit#h.

Edited by Hasbeen on Monday 2nd March 11:32
Freefall?
Paragliding?
I don't think he's saying he's done it all and has run out of new stuff, I think he's saying he's too old for it now.

ChemicalChaos

10,393 posts

160 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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A collection from around the internet...


Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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A filling station in my village closed and the land sold to a developer. The proclamation was that an premium supermarket was going to be taking it over. Rumours abounded over months about waitrose, M&S, booths... Everyone getting very excited. Until yesterday it was announced that it would be Netto. Let's just say there are lots of unhappy NIMBYs and lower middle class people who think they deserve better. 'Up in arms' doesn't quite describe.

Celtic Dragon

3,169 posts

235 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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Blown2CV said:
A filling station in my village closed and the land sold to a developer. The proclamation was that an premium supermarket was going to be taking it over. Rumours abounded over months about waitrose, M&S, booths... Everyone getting very excited. Until yesterday it was announced that it would be Netto. Let's just say there are lots of unhappy NIMBYs and lower middle class people who think they deserve better. 'Up in arms' doesn't quite describe.
To make matters worse, Netto UK is owned by Sainsbury's!

CountZero23

1,288 posts

178 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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Celtic Dragon said:
Blown2CV said:
A filling station in my village closed and the land sold to a developer. The proclamation was that an premium supermarket was going to be taking it over. Rumours abounded over months about waitrose, M&S, booths... Everyone getting very excited. Until yesterday it was announced that it would be Netto. Let's just say there are lots of unhappy NIMBYs and lower middle class people who think they deserve better. 'Up in arms' doesn't quite describe.
To make matters worse, Netto UK is owned by Sainsbury's!
Laughed my arse off reading the Daily Fail article on this, was going to post it up here but I see it's already causing PH'rs much distress.


RizzoTheRat

25,163 posts

192 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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Hasbeen said:
I've flown fighters off aircraft carriers, sailed the Pacific, done the Hobart race 7 times, raced up to F1, & still hold a Bathurst F2 lap record, ridden show jumpers, & eventers, raised a family, & lived & worked in some of the most beautiful places on earth
Anyone else read this and think:

"All these moments will be lost in time...like tears in the rain" - Roy Batty, 2019

gwm

2,390 posts

144 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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The Telegraph article on it has some peachy lines as well:

Conservative councillor Sheila Woodyatt said:
"I am absolutely certain there are those who think Aldi and Lidl are wonderful stores - my daughter shops there - but I just hoped if we had to have a store it would be Waitrose or Booths.

"I know it makes me sound like a terrible snob,..."

"I went to a Lidl and Aldi once and filled my trolley, but at that time they did not accept cards and I had to leave the trolley and say 'sorry I can't pay for it.' I think it is very unfortunate. I would much preferred to see a higher profile store."

benjj

6,787 posts

163 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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I'm waiting for a large some of money to come in from the US. It's about 3 or 4 weeks over due. This is quite annoying but it has gone up in value by about a grand from the last time I checked the FX rates.

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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gwm said:
The Telegraph article on it has some peachy lines as well:

Conservative councillor Sheila Woodyatt said:
"I am absolutely certain there are those who think Aldi and Lidl are wonderful stores - my daughter shops there - but I just hoped if we had to have a store it would be Waitrose or Booths.

"I know it makes me sound like a terrible snob,..."

"I went to a Lidl and Aldi once and filled my trolley, but at that time they did not accept cards and I had to leave the trolley and say 'sorry I can't pay for it.' I think it is very unfortunate. I would much preferred to see a higher profile store."
telegraph.... daily mail... WTF?! I had no idea this had made the national papers... worst bit is that it can only be a newspaper story in order to paint the villagers as the most middle england entitled snobby little s imaginable. Which they are. For some reason many people that live here have the misguided idea that it's posh because it's in cheshire. We've got a Warrington postcode, are less than 5 miles from a very deprived town and we are largely populated by toothless rural weirdos and permanent boat people (i.e. itinerant murderers). I feel quite literally ashamed.

However i will admit i would have preferred a Booths!!

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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gwm said:
The Telegraph article on it has some peachy lines as well:

Conservative councillor Sheila Woodyatt said:
"I am absolutely certain there are those who think Aldi and Lidl are wonderful stores - my daughter shops there - but I just hoped if we had to have a store it would be Waitrose or Booths.

"I know it makes me sound like a terrible snob,..."

"I went to a Lidl and Aldi once and filled my trolley, but at that time they did not accept cards and I had to leave the trolley and say 'sorry I can't pay for it.' I think it is very unfortunate. I would much preferred to see a higher profile store."
I'm genuinely excited by the fact that an aldi is being built about 2-3 miles from me.

However on the subject of the above: aldi have taken debit cards for years. I conclude the cllr above was a penniless fool buying shopping on a credit card.

I tried to buy something for work once at aldi using my company credit card. They declined. However they do now accept credit cards.

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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2-3 miles away yes great. 300 yards away not so much. That's from my house.