Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Author
Discussion

IroningMan

10,154 posts

247 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
quotequote all
Hasbeen said:
SpudLink said:
King Herald said:
Hasbeen said:
Life is boring.

I've flown fighters off aircraft carriers, sailed the Pacific, done the Hobart race 7 times, raced up to F1, & still hold a Bathurst F2 lap record, ridden show jumpers, & eventers, raised a family, & lived & worked in some of the most beautiful places on earth

There was always something I couldn't wait to do. Now I can't think of a single thing I still really want to do, that this clapped out old body could handle, other than going for a run in one of the cars. Getting old is a bit#h.
At least you have the satisfaction of knowing you did all those things. Millions of people can only ever dream of doing a fraction of the things you have.
Have you booked your place on the Virgin Galactic spaceliner yet? I know it hasn't yet proved to have a perfect safety record, but I doub that would put you off.
Nah! I'd not worry about the danger, but with my heart I doubt they would take me, & I probably couldn't climb the companionway.

In fact, now my son, the great fabricator, is home for a while I'm going to get him to modify the engine crane. If it can lift a lot higher, & with an electric winch, they could hall me up & lower me into the Honda S2000, in the way they used to get those medieval knights in their shining armour, onto their horses.

I can still get most of me in, but the short door makes it difficult some days, when the right hip & knee don't want to bend, to get that last bit in.

If I had a remote for the winch I might be able to do it myself. I then wouldn't have to worry the little bugger would leave me hanging around, once he got me up there.
Get a hip replacement. That's something you really want to do...

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
quotequote all
gwm said:
The Telegraph article on it has some peachy lines as well:

Conservative councillor Sheila Woodyatt said:
"I am absolutely certain there are those who think Aldi and Lidl are wonderful stores - my daughter shops there - but I just hoped if we had to have a store it would be Waitrose or Booths.

"I know it makes me sound like a terrible snob,..."

"I went to a Lidl and Aldi once and filled my trolley, but at that time they did not accept cards and I had to leave the trolley and say 'sorry I can't pay for it.' I think it is very unfortunate. I would much preferred to see a higher profile store."
I'd say Lidl and Aldi are certainly very high profile at the moment. Most of the bigger supermarkets seem to be losing sales every time they post results and Lidl / Aldi are certainly always mentioned. It's not like it's a drop in centre for Lithuanian sex offenders they're opening - it's a supermarket.

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
What the fk is a "Booths"?

illmonkey

18,215 posts

199 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
SilverSixer said:
What the fk is a "Booths"?
Basically northern Waitrose.

Steve vRS

4,848 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
Blown2CV said:
2-3 miles away yes great. 300 yards away not so much. That's from my house.
I was going to post about Netto-gate but you beat me to it!

I pity you only living 300m away from it. I think I have at least a 500m buffer, across a field as well, from the unwashed that will be frequenting this excuse for a store wink

Steve

g3org3y

20,639 posts

192 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
I've run out of space in my glass cabinets to display my model cars. As such, some will have to remain in their boxes undisplayed. frown

Edit to add - even worse, I have too many shirts for each to have their individual hanger and fit in the wardrobe. Consequently, I've had to put 4 or 5 shirts per hanger and it's causing them to be a little creased. Very annoying. frown

Edited by g3org3y on Wednesday 18th March 10:30

Chunkychucky

5,969 posts

170 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
illmonkey said:
Basically northern Waitrose.
hurl

Vaud

50,613 posts

156 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
illmonkey said:
Basically northern Waitrose.
It's better and worse than Waitrose.

illmonkey

18,215 posts

199 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
Vaud said:
illmonkey said:
Basically northern Waitrose.
It's better and worse than Waitrose.
I like the one in Windermere in the lakes, but it's a fairly nice area.



Wondering if I can squeeze in a 6th holiday this year...

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

152 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
illmonkey said:
SilverSixer said:
What the fk is a "Booths"?
Basically northern Waitrose.
Thanks. I'll stick to Lidl and Aldi then if I ever have to go oop north. Never tried a Netto, would like to. Don't think we have any round here.

Vaud

50,613 posts

156 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
It's more "down to earth" than Waitrose. Some good quality meat (e.g. salt marsh lamb), good cheese counter and some local produce when in season. Good beer (esp British) selection. Not as cheap as Lidl, but not that expensive. Also supposed to be fair to their local suppliers, which makes a change for supermarkets, though clearly they don't have the buying power of Lidl, Tesco, etc.

Blown2CV

28,870 posts

204 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
quotequote all
illmonkey said:
SilverSixer said:
What the fk is a "Booths"?
Basically northern Waitrose.
Waitrose is Northern waitrose. Booths is in that vein but more local stuff. Anyway nettogate is a bit cringe now, it's on TV!

ghamer

602 posts

156 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
Chunkychucky said:
illmonkey said:
Basically northern Waitrose.
hurl
?????????????

Speed_Demon

2,662 posts

189 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
I'm buying a house but someone else is paying for it but I have to do it in the next 2 months. fk sake, bloody cheek.

J3JCV

1,249 posts

156 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
I'm sitting here in Nelsons Dockyard, Antigua - annoyed because tomorrow I should be fly to St Barths for a couple of days at the Bucket regatta, but instead I have to stay here an extra two days and fly direct to the next event in St Kitts. Grrrr

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
Blown2CV said:
A filling station in my village closed and the land sold to a developer. The proclamation was that an premium supermarket was going to be taking it over. Rumours abounded over months about waitrose, M&S, booths... Everyone getting very excited. Until yesterday it was announced that it would be Netto. Let's just say there are lots of unhappy NIMBYs and lower middle class people who think they deserve better. 'Up in arms' doesn't quite describe.
Lymm was ruined years ago when all the big housing estates were built, a Netto can only improve it IMO.

King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Thursday 19th March 2015
quotequote all
had ham said:
King Herald said:
I only ever wear T shirts (I know, it's a denial thing) but both my maids insist on putting them on hangers, rather than folded flat on the shelf.

How can I have the correct creasing in my Walmart Fruit Of The Loom 3-for-$10 T shirts if they are hanging up?????

And why are my maids over 45? Aren't maids mean to be young and pretty? furious
Because wife.
Well, that problem has gone away. After some odd behaviour with the one maid, I found out she is a bulldyke and these two old maids have had a 'thing' going on for years. They have now both left us after their personal dramas turned into a shouting match last week, and the wife basically told them to take a hike.

Now we have no-one to look after Casa Herald when we take our planned cruise to the Bahamas in July. The aunt in New York gave us the cruise for looking after both her sisters while they grew old and died on us.

Russwhitehouse

962 posts

132 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
It's just come to light that my opposite number hasn't had his steward wormed! As if that were not enough, he doesn't beat him regularly! No wonder standards are slipping when we allow such mamby pamby political correctness to infect the workplace.

lukefreeman

1,494 posts

176 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
Pah, Waitrose, lidl, Aldi.


I shop at Heron foods!



HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

213 months

Friday 20th March 2015
quotequote all
I don't know whether to buy branded or supermarket's own brand '00' flour to make pasta this evening confused

Will it make any difference?