Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Chisinau]

Shortly going out for lunch and many drinks, with some good friends. This enables me to keep my place empty as the cleaners are coming. However, my usual driver is on vacation, so I will have to take a taxi.

[Butter Face]

Was getting out of my first car into my second car and dropped my iPhone 6 into the door shut and slammed the door on it.

Screen is still half working but I have to use Siri for everything until my new on arrives.

[catfood12]

The output of the ice maker on my outrageously expensive (Murcielago clutch expensive) new Gaggenau fridge freezer is disappointing low. Just enough ice for a couple of Jack and Coke's in 24 hours. Should have bought a cheaper fridge and another new clutch instead. How tiresome.

[anonymous-user]

soxboy said:

My 4 year old is demanding couscous as his bedtime snack.

You are a terrible parent to have exposed him to it in the first place. Is his name Crispian?

[wolfracesonic]

Everything's been running pretty smoothly the last week or so, so I've got nothing to complain about in 'First world problems' Honestly don't know why I bother

[GSE]

The battery is failing on the remote control for my TV which means I have to hold it nearer the TV to make it work. Sometimes I actually have to get out of my chair and press the button on the TV to make it work! FFS! Why can't they make these things last, the TV is only 5 years old! For weeks now I've had to deal with the trauma of knowing that at some point I'm going to have to buy a new battery.

[bernhund]

This morning I decided to make some toast. When I went to the cupboard to get the jam, the label hit me right between the eyes...'Hartley's NO BITS strawberry jam'. Some poor little spud in the third world has no food for a week and we've got whinging little fkers who say to mum 'there's bits in my jam/marmalade, pickle'. Snivelling, ungrateful, spoilt little bds. My daughter will be one of them, or we'd have normal jam in the cupboard with, and get this, bits of strawberry in it!Shock, horror...'BITS OF STRAWBERRY IN STRAWBERRY JAM. WHAT THE fk'S THAT DOING IN THERE'!!!

[moanthebairns]

My flight from the canaries to Glasgow was cancelled instead I landed at Manchester and have to bus it up to Glasgow today with other people.

I did get a five pound free food voucher though. Which got me a lovely packet of crisps and irn bru.

[Ste1987]

GSE said:

The battery is failing on the remote control for my TV which means I have to hold it nearer the TV to make it work. Sometimes I actually have to get out of my chair and press the button on the TV to make it work! FFS! Why can't they make these things last, the TV is only 5 years old! For weeks now I've had to deal with the trauma of knowing that at some point I'm going to have to buy a new battery.

Rub them together and switch them over!

[Borghetto]

Ste1987 said:

Rub them together and switch them over!

Foul! that's not a suitable solution for this thread - now delete and pop it where it belongs in the "a bit council" thread. I've despatched my man with his spanking paddle to "sort you out".

[BoRED S2upid]

moanthebairns said:

My flight from the canaries to Glasgow was cancelled instead I landed at Manchester and have to bus it up to Glasgow today with other people.

I did get a five pound free food voucher though. Which got me a lovely packet of crisps and irn bru.

This is wrong on so many levels! Did you survive ok?

[Squiggs]

Not knowing where the letter opener is kept I obtained a rather severe paper cut whilst opening my mail.

[Willy Nilly]

Not for the first time, yesterday I was harvesting potatoes and got home to find I had no potatoes for my tea. Arse.

[moanthebairns]

BoRED S2upid said:

moanthebairns said:

My flight from the canaries to Glasgow was cancelled instead I landed at Manchester and have to bus it up to Glasgow today with other people.

I did get a five pound free food voucher though. Which got me a lovely packet of crisps and irn bru.

This is wrong on so many levels! Did you survive ok?

I am never trusting public transport ever again, how the fk does a bus driver have to stop for 45 minutes after driving the total of 50 miles.

Still my free £5 voucher to spend at the airport was great, I felt like id won the weakest link. Its amazing how little you can get for a fiver at the airport.

[V41LEY]

Flown to Chicago with American Airlines - no seat back infotainment system ! Is this normal or just a crap plane (767-300)

[Asterix]

V41LEY said:

Flown to Chicago with American Airlines - no seat back infotainment system ! Is this normal or just a crap plane (767-300)

US Carriers are dogst.

[wolfracesonic]

V41LEY said:

Flown to Chicago with American Airlines - no seat back infotainment system ! Is this normal or just a crap plane (767-300)

Crap plane I think. My Gulfstream has the 'infotainment' thing you mention: I've had a pole installed as well so the stewardess can entertain me

[V41LEY]

wolfracesonic said:

Crap plane I think. My Gulfstream has the 'infotainment' thing you mention: I've had a pole installed as well so the stewardess can entertain me

If American had installed similar on this flight they would have run out of sick bags. I've never seen such a motley moth eaten bunch of stewardesses (assuming some of them were female !!) in my life. Stood next to the Korean Air cabin crew at O'Hare Immigration. Yeah baby !

[Reardy Mister]

My motorbike doesn't register with gizmo that opens our gate as I approach it to leave in the morning. Disaster.

[King Herald]

Our 18 year old Filipino house maid wears 'sweat pants' some days, and tight jeans only a couple of days a week.

This is just not acceptable.