Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[Petrus1983]

Drinking in a bar yesterday and some fktard sprayed champagne all over me. To add insult to injury I don't even think it was a good vintage.

[anonymous-user]

King Herald said:

Our 18 year old Filipino house maid wears 'sweat pants' some days, and tight jeans only a couple of days a week.

This is just not acceptable.

I feel for her, some drooling old bald lecherous guy pevering on her assets, whilst she just wants to work.

[moanthebairns]

The mrs plumped my chips right next to my watery peas, carrots, pickles and beetroot.

This made them all soggy and put me right off my steak pie.

She should know now to make a pea wall protecting the chips.

[budfox]

moanthebairns said:

The mrs plumped my chips right next to my watery peas, carrots, pickles and beetroot.

This made them all soggy and put me right off my steak pie.

She should know now to make a pea wall protecting the chips.

You married someone who doesn't know how to construct a pea wall? Then I have little sympathy.

[moanthebairns]

budfox said:

moanthebairns said:

The mrs plumped my chips right next to my watery peas, carrots, pickles and beetroot.

This made them all soggy and put me right off my steak pie.

She should know now to make a pea wall protecting the chips.

You married someone who doesn't know how to construct a pea wall? Then I have little sympathy.

sorry, o/h not married. But you'd think after 5 years she knows I don't like soggy chips, especially when I move them giving her a stare whilst doing so.

[smileymikey]

My wife has just changed our brand of Earl grey teabags and they are now round not square. As a result I keep confusing them with the Assam ones...bh!

[red_slr]

moanthebairns said:

I am never trusting public transport ever again, how the fk does a bus driver have to stop for 45 minutes after driving the total of 50 miles.

Still my free £5 voucher to spend at the airport was great, I felt like id won the weakest link. Its amazing how little you can get for a fiver at the airport.

Driver is limited to 4.5 hours drive time. Once you get to 4.5 hours you have to stop for 45 min.
PSV drivers get strung up for breaking this one for obvious reasons.
There are various other rules too, which I wont bore you with.

[moanthebairns]

red_slr said:

moanthebairns said:

I am never trusting public transport ever again, how the fk does a bus driver have to stop for 45 minutes after driving the total of 50 miles.

Still my free £5 voucher to spend at the airport was great, I felt like id won the weakest link. Its amazing how little you can get for a fiver at the airport.

Driver is limited to 4.5 hours drive time. Once you get to 4.5 hours you have to stop for 45 min.
PSV drivers get strung up for breaking this one for obvious reasons.
There are various other rules too, which I wont bore you with.

one would have thought the 45 minutes at the airport we waited could count as a break but I guess not.

[phib]

This is 100% true ....

My gardener has just turned up to pick up some cash I owe him ........ in a 15 plate Range rover Vogue SE !!!!!!

I nearly fell over apparently that's just the Mrs's car ............ ( it was white though !!)

Fee review starts this afternoon !!!

Phib

[McAndy]

My local Waitrose doesn't stock their G&T ice cream.

[MacW]

doogz said:

V41LEY said:

Flown to Chicago with American Airlines - no seat back infotainment system ! Is this normal or just a crap plane (767-300)

Potentially ancient plane.

Holy st they still use those?

They were in the fleet 20 years ago when I worked for them.

[robm3]

The position of the filler cap and the Jag F-Type's curves means I get petrol drips on the paintwork every second or third time I fill up.

[King Herald]

The Spruce goose said:

King Herald said:

Our 18 year old Filipino house maid wears 'sweat pants' some days, and tight jeans only a couple of days a week.

This is just not acceptable.

I feel for her, some drooling old bald lecherous guy pevering on her assets, whilst she just wants to work.

But I pay her salary, surely I'm entitled to perve at the servants?

Once upon a time I would have been within my rights to throw her to the floor and give her a good rogering, but such times have past.

(I've watched Spartacus, you know)

[anonymous-user]

robm3 said:

The position of the filler cap and the Jag F-Type's curves means I get petrol drips on the paintwork every second or third time I fill up.

I get that on the end of my size 15s when I go for a pee.

[king arthur]

OpulentBob said:

I get that on the end of my size 15s when I go for a pee.

What, petrol? Just what have you been drinking exactly?

[soxboy]

King Herald said:

(I've watched Spartacus)

No, I've watched Spartacus!

[Vocal Minority]

I have been offered an automatic qualifying place on Mastermind for next series, but I don't know if I want it or not...

[Deadlift]

King Herald said:

But I pay her salary, surely I'm entitled to perve at the servants?

Once upon a time I would have been within my rights to throw her to the floor and give her a good rogering, but such times have past.

(I've watched Spartacus, you know)

Holy fking cringe

[chammyman]

The post man came off my drive and ripped up the grass this morning. Pleb couldn't drive clearly.

Right now my sunroom is slightly to warm to be comfortable in.

[FailHere]

smileymikey said:

My wife has just changed our brand of Earl grey teabags and they are now round not square. As a result I keep confusing them with the Assam ones...bh!

Yes you definitely need a new wife, using teabags is bad enough, but expecting you to make the tea yourself, that's just not on.

My problem is much simpler, I have changed a lightbulb and now it is a slightly different shade of white to the others in the same room. I didn't notice at first, but now it is annoying me.