Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[King Herald]

Blown2CV said:

Chris Type R said:

Blown2CV said:

wait...... £50 a month.......?

That's what I was thinking ! (And then I thought of asking if there were any pics, but didn't).

i'm presuming this is in some kind of foreign land expat community.... or perhaps yes you have to pay her £50 a month but then you kind of need to adopt her basically, feed, board... basically like having another teenage daughter who has £50 pocket money. Sounds less sexy when you say it like that.

Well, not a community, but we do live in the Philippines and she was a live-in maid. And yes, saying it like that does make her sweet 17 year old behind look a bit less desirous in those tight jeans when she was stood at the kitchen sink.....

Said nobody, ever.

[ellroy]

Ive got some here, you could send a taxi over to collect?

[anonymous-user]

I swallowed my spoon and now I am gagging

[Chris Type R]

allroad one said:

I swallowed my spoon and now I am gagging

Silver of hue ?

[anonymous-user]

Chris Type R said:

allroad one said:

I swallowed my spoon and now I am gagging

Silver of hue ?

Dont be so peak fam or mandem on da case bruv

[J1JPE]

Stuck on an island in Croatia and can't stream the cricket

[Squiggs]

J1JPE said:

Stuck on an island in Croatia and can't stream the cricket

Very obviously you need to contact the Captain of your private yacht and tell him that there's a more pressing problem than re-supplying the on board drinks cabinet with yet more Champagne from the mainland - and that he is to immediately return to said island, pick you up and sail you to another island where streaming of cricket can take place.

[Europa1]

Cut the end of a finger taking the foil off a bottle of Sancerre last night.

[Chris Type R]

Looking around my 40" 4k monitor is making my neck sore.

[Dog Star]

swerni said:

it's 9.30 and I've run out of fever tree tonic, with nothing to put in my gin, what am i going to drink.
Is it too late to get Waitrose to deliver?

fking "Fever Tree" tonic! The OH insists on having that in HER G&Ts. I'm not allowed it, as that makes me the "greedy cuckoo". I get Asda tonic.

[StangGT]

Dog Star said:

fking "Fever Tree" tonic! The OH insists on having that in HER G&Ts. I'm not allowed it, as that makes me the "greedy cuckoo". I get Asda tonic.

Sorry? You are joking right?

[Dog Star]

StangGT said:

Sorry? You are joking right?

Nope. I'm not allowed her posh tonic.

[Tyre Smoke]

Fever Tree is vile anyway. Over priced "look at me" crap.

Dog Star, you need to stop the pussy whipping now and grow a pair.

[McAndy]

Fever Tree is pretentious marketing bullst embodied. Supermkarket own is just fine and I challenge anyone to a blind taste test to tell them apart.

[Cotty]

Dog Star said:

fking "Fever Tree" tonic! The OH insists on having that in HER G&Ts. I'm not allowed it, as that makes me the "greedy cuckoo". I get Asda tonic.

Buy your own bottle.

[Blown2CV]

decent tonic is pretty important in a G&T though... although i do admit I haven't tried every tonic as yet

[Tyre Smoke]

There is nothing at all wrong with Schweppes. £2 for three big bottles.

[Blown2CV]

Tyre Smoke said:

There is nothing at all wrong with Schweppes. £2 for three big bottles.

in your opinion.

[Tyre Smoke]

Only ever shown my Plymouth Gin the bottle anyway!

[soad]

Dog Star said:

StangGT said:

Sorry? You are joking right?

Nope. I'm not allowed her posh tonic.