Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[WhyTwo]

Drinking a lovely bottle of 2006 amarone with dinner and a friend just topped my glass up with Barolo! WTF!

[jmpascoe]

Every time I have driven my manual 911 Turbo recently there has been nothing but stop start traffic!

[nicfaz]

ME: I think the car is down on power, I might get it looked at.
WIFE: What, is it really bad?
ME: No, only 10% ish.
WIFE: So how many horsepowers (SIC) does it have now then?
ME: ~450bhp
WIFE: 1st world problems eh?

[MDMA .]

Bluedot said:

The only biscuits left in the biscuit tin here at work are Ginger Nuts.

We call the big girl at work the biscuit tin. Always stuffing her face with them. Thought of ginger nuts in her mouth just turned the milk in my frosties sour

[mclwanB]

I'm here at 2am reading pistonheads feeling sorry for myself loading the toilet with my digestive tract after my 7th chemotherapy session for Hodgkin's Lymphoma. Third world without treatment I'd probably be dead (tumours were eroding into both lungs and compressing output tract of heart; would have invaded that too if left untreated) leaving my wife and 11 month old.

Might be doing this wrong but it has cheered me up..

[King Herald]

I'm disgusted that the Heathrow Hilton hotel doesn't have free wifi in the rooms! I had to wander down to the lobby and lurk like a teenager to post this....

[AstonZagato]

mclwanB said:

I'm here at 2am reading pistonheads feeling sorry for myself loading the toilet with my digestive tract after my 7th chemotherapy session for Hodgkin's Lymphoma. Third world without treatment I'd probably be dead (tumours were eroding into both lungs and compressing output tract of heart; would have invaded that too if left untreated) leaving my wife and 11 month old.

Might be doing this wrong but it has cheered me up..

Chin up, chap!

[Chris Type R]

OpulentBob said:

I've just got home. I want a coffee. I've got 2 coffee jars full of money holding various doors open but no coffee. FML.

No bean-to-cup machine !?!?!

[Butter Face]

Squeaky belt tensioner on my car, it's annoying. I've temporarily fixed with some WD40 but I'm going to have to bite the bullet and get a new one. FFS.

[chammyman]

Windscreen fitted about a month ago. Yesterday passed a truck going the opposite way, throwing debris everywhere.

Washers on and a nice big scratch on the month old windscreen following the passengers wiper arc into the drivers side.

First world problem as some people don't have cars never mind windscreens.

[Krobar]

Chris Type R said:

No bean-to-cup machine !?!?!

The coffee cups that they threw in with my new Porsche don't fit under the nozzles in my Bean To Cup machine

[anonymous-user]

all sounds like small fry to me. about to give up the car as I cannot close the sun shade whilst the panoramic sunroof is open. In my missus audi that is standard procedure. can you imagine the pain this causes 😭😭😭

[Jimmy Recard]

The OP of this thread would love to contribute with his first world problems but he is sadly a mere onlooker rather than participant

[Leaky Valve Stem Seal]

The drivers door window on my Saab convertible does not function with the comfort-open on the hood. The other 3 windows do...

[Brads67]

mclwanB said:

I'm here at 2am reading pistonheads feeling sorry for myself loading the toilet with my digestive tract after my 7th chemotherapy session for Hodgkin's Lymphoma. Third world without treatment I'd probably be dead (tumours were eroding into both lungs and compressing output tract of heart; would have invaded that too if left untreated) leaving my wife and 11 month old.

Might be doing this wrong but it has cheered me up..

The first world problem would have been if the toilet roll was too scratchy !

Good luck Dude,

[Blown2CV]

WhyTwo said:

Drinking a lovely bottle of 2006 amarone with dinner and a friend just topped my glass up with Barolo! WTF!

i would have skinned them. Mrs 2CV's Dad regularly mixes wine in other peoples' glasses and looks bemused and a little hurt when they (in other words, I) try to stop him.

[joshleb]

House security system beeps several times when it's set, potentially waking up my niece and nephews.

Irrigation system for the gardens made the patio a bit damp.

Only wanted a couple of glasses of bubbles but there were only magnums in the fridge.

Holiday woes at my sisters place in South of France, really struggling here.

[King Herald]

WTF???? They let children into Business Class on Qatar??? I just had to put up with two of the little ba'tards running up and down the aisle, squealing etc for six hours!!!

[Obi Wan]

My 1/18 scale mk5 golf r32 arrives at the end of the month. I don't want to wait though.

[e46m3c]

Was going to take my TVR for a spin today but my side hurts after slipping on a yatch a couple of days ago.