Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

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anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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Jimmy Recard said:
SpudLink said:
I agree with Nimby. Only one gate is broken, so the grammar would seem to be correct.

My first world problem today is that my lunch break has been spoiled by a pointless grammatical argument on a web forum. smile
It's not because there is one gate. It's because there is only one half. "Half of the group is in agreement" is correct even for a group of a billion people.
You say "gate" and "group" - both singular. The original post said "gates" - pluralised.

If you have 6 classes of university students in a debate over Brexit. If half of the classes were (was?!) in agreement and half against, then what would you say?

Half of the classes is in agreement?
Half of the classes are in agreement?

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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OpulentBob said:
You say "gate". The original post said "gates".

If you have 6 classes of university students in a debate over Brexit. If half of the classes were (was?!) in agreement and half against, then what would you say?

Half of the classes is in agreement?
Half of the classes are in agreement?
Half of the classes are, but one half of the classes isn't.

Guvernator

13,170 posts

166 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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First world problem no 232 - I find it quite annoying when threads on internet forums get derailed by pointless discussions about spelling\grammar\semantics. It's a casual forum, not a English language dissertation. wink

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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marshalla said:
OpulentBob said:
You say "gate". The original post said "gates".

If you have 6 classes of university students in a debate over Brexit. If half of the classes were (was?!) in agreement and half against, then what would you say?

Half of the classes is in agreement?
Half of the classes are in agreement?
Half of the classes are, but one half of the classes isn't.
So because "one half" was identified, as opposed to "half", it remains in the singular, regardless of the number of objects referred to within the sentence?

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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Guvernator said:
First world problem no 232 - I find it quite annoying when threads on internet forums get derailed by pointless discussions about spelling\grammar\semantics. It's a casual forum, not a English language dissertation. wink
It is indeed the firstest of world problems.

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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OpulentBob said:
You say "gate" and "group" - both singular. The original post said "gates" - pluralised.

If you have 6 classes of university students in a debate over Brexit. If half of the classes were (was?!) in agreement and half against, then what would you say?

Half of the classes is in agreement?
Half of the classes are in agreement?
He pluralised 'gates', that is irrelevant. The half has to agree with the verb, not the gates. The gates aren't nominative in the sentence.
"Regarding our gates, one half is broken."
If this were almost any other language, it would be accepted and obvious that the word order doesn't connect the gates with 'is'. Our 'subject, verb, object' strict word order effectively creates this odd misunderstanding.

Edited by Jimmy Recard on Tuesday 12th July 13:26

Chris Type R

8,046 posts

250 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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Debating which toilet to nominate for something singular.

Monkeylegend

26,493 posts

232 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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Guvernator said:
First world problem no 232 - I find it quite annoying when threads on internet forums get derailed by pointless discussions about spelling\grammar\semantics. It's a casual forum, not a English language dissertation. wink
............. an English language dissertation hehe

Guvernator

13,170 posts

166 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
Guvernator said:
First world problem no 232 - I find it quite annoying when threads on internet forums get derailed by pointless discussions about spelling\grammar\semantics. It's a casual forum, not a English language dissertation. wink
............. an English language dissertation hehe
I just KNEW when I posted, I'd make a mistake somewhere. biggrin

marshalla

15,902 posts

202 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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Guvernator said:
I just KNEW, when I posted, I'd make a mistake somewhere. biggrin
FTFY.


canucklehead

416 posts

147 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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Jimmy Recard said:
OpulentBob said:
Keep on studyin'.
One is is. The gates are.

Collective nouns seem to be misunderstood. It's hard to count how many times I hear "Mercedes are taking the new car around the Nürburgring" or "Portugal are winning the football match."

They just sound so wrong.
Speaking of poor grammar, it keeps driving me nuts when I see even the BBC talking about someone heading into "unchartered waters". "Uncharted waters", please.

Although, strictly speaking, that is not poor grammar, just plain ignorance.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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canucklehead said:
Speaking of poor grammar, it keeps driving me nuts when I see even the BBC talking about someone heading into "unchartered waters". "Uncharted waters", please.

Although, strictly speaking, that is not poor grammar, just plain ignorance.
The BBC wound me up this morning by talking about an "Afghan warlord", as if to impart some legitimacy to a murderous, corrupt maniac.

hairyben

8,516 posts

184 months

Tuesday 12th July 2016
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M3ax said:
hairyben said:
My B2C coffee machine goes through a rinse/shutdown cycle after a couple of hours of inactivity. The trouble is this reminds you its there and makes you think "oh I'll have a coffee" but of course now you have to switch it back on and wait for its power up/rinse cycle.

Ideally it would beep or something 5 minutes before it shuts down
My Nespresso machine has stopped working. At least you'll eventually get a coffee.
On monday my mrs went to brighton for the day and said she'd bring back some of the nice small batch coffee beans. Then as I made my 3rd coffee at 11 the machine ran out. Now if I wanted a 4th coffee, do I open a bag of supermarket beans and fill it, and therefore have to wait the best part of a week for them to run out so we can have the new nicer coffee, or go without?

Luckily the phone rang and I grudgingly said Id go do some work so that was a crisis narrowly averted.

McAndy

12,515 posts

178 months

Thursday 14th July 2016
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McAndy said:
McAndy said:
I have to wait until Friday to go and see the car I've put a retainer on as the dealer couldn't get it prepped by Wednesday as originally agreed. grumpy
I now have to wait until next Tuesday! weeping
I've collected my new car! woohoo
However, my wife's car is in for service and logistics mean that I have to drive around in the crappy, underpowered courtesy car today. banghead

RizzoTheRat

25,218 posts

193 months

Thursday 14th July 2016
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The guy who runs our office tea boat/club/swindle/noideawhatitscalled has been out all week and nobody else thought to buy any milk so now we've run out. I tried a black one this morning but they use fairly cheap supermarket beans so it's not that great black. Now I'm starting the feel the post lunch sleepiness and either need to work through it, have a rather bitter cup of black coffee, or walk across to the other building for an overpriced latte from the coffee shop.

AlexRS2782

8,055 posts

214 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Found this on another thread - seems to fit here hehe

kowalski655 said:
deltashad said:
Girls on adult cam sites who menace you to give them tokens to take their clothes off.
If I want to tip I will, otherwise stop messaging me.
Truly, a first world problem

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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McAndy said:
I've collected my new car! woohoo
However, my wife's car is in for service and logistics mean that I have to drive around in the crappy, underpowered courtesy car today. banghead
what car is it?

toastybase

2,227 posts

209 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Just bought a flat but can't be bothered to go and see it. Exchanged 2 months ago. Just a long drive

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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On the top of my left wrist I have a small abrasion, that sometimes turns into a callus, caused by the winding crown of my 40mm Rolex Sea Dweller. Sometimes life is just st.

phib

4,464 posts

260 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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Can't decide which Ferrari to take to the gym tonight !!

Phib