Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

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soxboy

6,194 posts

219 months

Wednesday 14th September 2016
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The hot and cold taps in our new house are on the wrong sides. Oh well, looks like a full replumbing job is in order....

RC1807

12,523 posts

168 months

Wednesday 14th September 2016
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Europa1 said:
Last night, my "Ripe and Ready" avacado from Sainsburys was anything but.
Avocado it might have been, but does Sainsbury's fall into this thread category?
Your comment sound more like, "Hear in Waitrose".

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

179 months

Wednesday 14th September 2016
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soxboy said:
The hot and cold taps in our new house are on the wrong sides. Oh well, looks like a full replumbing job is in order....
But replumbing makes it 'secondhand'. Surely moving is the only real answer.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

143 months

Wednesday 14th September 2016
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soxboy said:
The hot and cold taps in our new house are on the wrong sides. Oh well, looks like a full replumbing job is in order....
What incompetent builder gets THAT wrong?

Id check your lecky sockets too, see if they arent wired the wrong way around wink

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

216 months

Tuesday 20th September 2016
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soxboy said:
The hot and cold taps in our new house are on the wrong sides. Oh well, looks like a full replumbing job is in order....
Through the course of my job, I often visit Southampton hospital's A&E department, which has recently had a £multi-million refit / extension. Whilst there, I will sometime visit the new toilet facility contained therein.

It sort of makes me laugh that the builders have plumbed one of those single mixer taps up wrong - when you turn it halfway, you're supposed to get cold and then turning it more should mix in the hot.

However, turning it on at anything from a trickle to halfway gives you literally scolding hot water that I reckon you could make tea with, whilst turning it to max at least mixes in the cold, but the rate overwhelmes the sink drain so that within 15 seconds the small basin fills to overflowing. Putting your hands underneath at this flow rate also results in the jets of a million angry water-pistols soaking the front of one's uniform.

So the choice is - Ninja quick jabbing of alternative hands, to keep scalding to a minimum - which still results in bright red skin no matter how quick one is, or general assault by water and come out looking like a fireman in training.


A small FWP I concede, but an annoying one, nonetheless biggrin



Fastdruid

8,631 posts

152 months

Wednesday 21st September 2016
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The creators of a webpage for something I want to buy are utterly incompetent and the button to "add to cart" doesn't work. I'm actually going to have to phone them up to buy them.

I'd go elsewhere but it's a bespoke product with no resellers. Bah.

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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all the taps in my office have sufficient water force to take the skin off your hands. You have to stand basically in an L-shape bent over to avoid just soaking your trousers and shirt sleeves. Utterly stupid.

Cotty

39,498 posts

284 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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soxboy said:
The hot and cold taps in our new house are on the wrong sides. Oh well, looks like a full replumbing job is in order....
I know it’s the “wrong” way round but I prefer having the cold tap on the left.

ambuletz

10,726 posts

181 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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pulled afew nose hairs out using my nails things morning. I've had sniffles and been sneezing all day. Urgh.

Chris Type R

8,026 posts

249 months

Thursday 22nd September 2016
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Blown2CV said:
all the taps in my office have sufficient water force to take the skin off your hands. You have to stand basically in an L-shape bent over to avoid just soaking your trousers and shirt sleeves. Utterly stupid.
You should have your man engage the services of a tradesman so that he might install isolator valves which can be used to dial down the pressure.

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Chris Type R said:
Blown2CV said:
all the taps in my office have sufficient water force to take the skin off your hands. You have to stand basically in an L-shape bent over to avoid just soaking your trousers and shirt sleeves. Utterly stupid.
You should have your man engage the services of a tradesman so that he might install isolator valves which can be used to dial down the pressure.
it is a very big old creaky building populated by a company with no money... first world problem with third world constraints

Bluedot

3,582 posts

107 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Blown2CV said:
it is a very big old creaky building populated by a company with no money... first world problem with third world constraints


scratchchin

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Friday 23rd September 2016
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Bluedot said:
Blown2CV said:
it is a very big old creaky building populated by a company with no money... first world problem with third world constraints


scratchchin
Ha! it is an iconic listed building in one of Britain's major cities... but not that one.

King Herald

23,501 posts

216 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
So the choice is - Ninja quick jabbing of alternative hands, to keep scalding to a minimum - which still results in bright red skin no matter how quick one is, or general assault by water and come out looking like a fireman in training.


A small FWP I concede, but an annoying one, nonetheless biggrin
One could always complain to housekeeping, point out the impending class action law suit for wet trousers and scalded digits could break the NHS financially?

caelite

4,274 posts

112 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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There's no food in my fridge. I need to leave 5 minutes early so I can swing by Tescos for a sandwich on my way to work.

Its literally Africa over here.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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Cotty said:
soxboy said:
The hot and cold taps in our new house are on the wrong sides. Oh well, looks like a full replumbing job is in order....
I know it’s the “wrong” way round but I prefer having the cold tap on the left.
There's a right way?

I have a small round badge on the tap which has a red spot on the right and a blue on the left, indicating which side is which. Either that or the fking great H or C stencilling gives it away.

Cotty

39,498 posts

284 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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OpulentBob said:
There's a right way?

I have a small round badge on the tap which has a red spot on the right and a blue on the left, indicating which side is which. Either that or the fking great H or C stencilling gives it away.
Not sure if there are any hard and fast rules. Some say the cold should be on the right and hot on the left. When im holding a tooth brush in my right hand it feels easier to turn on the left (cold) tap with my left hand.
http://www.plumbworld.co.uk/blog/articles/hot-bath...

soxboy

6,194 posts

219 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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OpulentBob said:
There's a right way?

I have a small round badge on the tap which has a red spot on the right and a blue on the left, indicating which side is which. Either that or the fking great H or C stencilling gives it away.
There's no doubt as to which tap is which, just the first world issue in that for most of the house cold is left and hot is right.

Just to confuse my morning brain even further, in my son's en suite (how very first world) the taps are the right way round.

Fastdruid

8,631 posts

152 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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soxboy said:
There's no doubt as to which tap is which, just the first world issue in that for most of the house cold is left and hot is right.

Just to confuse my morning brain even further, in my son's en suite (how very first world) the taps are the right way round.
The knobs on our sink mixer turn the wrong way to how you'd expect (I think the tap is in backwards).
The problem isn't turning it on, it's turning it off, when you're used to a normal tap instead of turning the tap off you turn it full blast and as we have decent mains pressure *and* mains pressure hot that means spray everywhere. We've obviously got used to it but it took a while and after being away for a time it happens again.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

105 months

Monday 26th September 2016
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Nightmare, lost as what to do....

They delivered Salad Cream and not Mayo ......I just do not know what to do now