Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick?

[ditchvisitor]

Fer said:

I think that might be fake, the badger can't even reach the pedals.

Jeez don't you know anything, it's because his paws are stapled to the handlebars!!

[LordLoveLength]

Fer said:

I think that might be fake, the badger can't even reach the pedals.

And BAM! that's how they get you. One minute you're thinking "might be fake let's take
a closer look" next thing a site full of gipsys invading your hoop.

[marmitemania]

Did you see this man loitering in the area. Defo Gypo.

[Hard-Drive]

trashbat said:

If I was a gypsy, and I'm not admitting that I am, I would probably disguise myself as a dog.

Not like this tt though. Way overcooked it there.

Jesus H Christ on a bike! Some gypsies did the old classic "glue a retriever to the ceiling behind a 1970s light fitting" trick and you almost fell for it?

You'd have gone up the ladder to assist, and been bummed...

[stuartmmcfc]

Hard-Drive said:

Jesus H Christ on a bike! Some gypsies did the old classic "glue a retriever to the ceiling behind a 1970s light fitting" trick and you almost fell for it?

You'd have gone up the ladder to assist, and been bummed...

This actually made SWMBO smile, which is so rare it has crossed my mind it might be "one of their tricks"?

[Tiger or lion]

How does Kate humble survive on badgerwatch?

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[TotalControl]

I've just finished reading this superb loopy thread which was somehow missed by me last year.

Looks like OP doesn't post here anymore.

[Pesty]

killed by gypsies

[marmitemania]

Or David Essex. !!!

[Lynchie999]

TotalControl said:

I've just finished reading this superb loopy thread which was somehow missed by me last year.

Looks like OP doesn't post here anymore.

more to the point... what did you search for to find it ??

[StuntmanMike]

Hard-Drive said:

Jesus H Christ on a bike! Some gypsies did the old classic "glue a retriever to the ceiling behind a 1970s light fitting" trick and you almost fell for it?

You'd have gone up the ladder to assist, and been bummed...

[mrtwisty]

How did I miss this one first time round? Impressively bizarre, even for PH.

[smileymikey]

HOGEPH said:

I saw 2 dogs tied together searching for fungus, but they belonged to trufflers.

Now those trufflers really arent people you want to trifle with!!!......mad for a bit of bum sex they are!!


The alternative though I'm afraid sadly sensible explanation is that one dog is sensible and comes back when its called and the other dog is blind/naughty or indeed batst crazy. Hence the owner tethers them together. In the hope of an easy life

[imagineifyeswill]

kowalski655 said:

trashbat said:

I was walking past an old castle this morning, and this pretty lass was shouting at me from the top of its tower, 'rescue me, rescue me, oh handsome prince, won't you rescue me', and she threw down her long and surprisingly high tensile strength golden hair, and I was going to climb up, but then I thought this might be a trap set by gypsies, so I bravely st myself and ran away.

I had a similar close shave-some bird fast asleep in the woods,I knew it was a gypsy trick to bum me(I bet the so called sleeping woman was a tranny up for bum raping me as well!) So I just carried on. The 7 blokes in the bushes looked a bit shifty too,if a bit short for gypsies, unless they were far away

I have a friend who,s a gamekeeper, while out one morning checking the pheasants he found a blonde women stark naked in the long grass, he asked " are you game" when she replied yes he shot her.

[Pesty]

oh dear

on several levels

[dfen5]

Someone please get this on Crime watch!

[55palfers]

Lucky heather anyone?

[marmitemania]

[Mr Gearchange]

toastybase said:

My first thought was that it could be some kind of trick to get me to stop and help the dogs whilst a gypsy jumps out the bush.

I know I'm late, but, fking hell