Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick?

Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick?

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The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

117 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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I have only recently joined PH. Is it like this all the time?

-Pete-

2,892 posts

176 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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The Mad Monk said:
I have only recently joined PH. Is it like this all the time?
It used to be, but less so these days... unfortunately smile

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

186 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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PistonHeads-Not as funny as it used to be.©

toastybase

Original Poster:

2,225 posts

208 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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The dog and I just got back and there weren't any gypsies about today.


ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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It will be eating them trainers soon smile

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

206 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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toastybase said:
The dog and I just got back and there weren't any gypsies about today.
Did you check in all of the bushes?

Bollycerb

430 posts

166 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Is sad.

Gypsies took all potato.


-Pete-

2,892 posts

176 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Look out for the old 'gypsy in a suitcase' trick



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-o...

ETA: Dog looks like he's already been bummed...

Edited by -Pete- on Monday 12th January 21:01

chilistrucker

4,541 posts

151 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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I was filling up the works Land Rover in the garage the other day when a Transit stops next to me, a chap in a checked shirt with an Irish accent appears and offers to sell me some "cheap" generators, or a set of kitchen knifes???
I declined when i noticed his wedgey haircut and the waft of tarmac coming from the rear of his van. He then asked if i could "spare" him some diesel as he was running low. I was now getting concerned, so quickly payed for the diesel in the Landy and shot off, sharpish. At no point did i notice 2 dogs tied together in the field next to the garage, and luckily was not hit by a chicken on the drive back to the yard, but i was abit worried i'm just glad i'd bought some lucky heather the day before.

Anybody else had any recent issues?

ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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He must get about same bloke was selling the same to me last year.

paulwirral

3,126 posts

135 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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I was laying a concrete drive way to my house in France when up pulls a large 4x4 , big guy gets out , wedge hair cut , huge hands and speaks french in an Irish accent . He also had some cheap generators , left over from a show and didn't want to transport them back , the irony that I'm laying a drive and he wasn't selling Tarmac services ! Didn't tell him that at the time though !

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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chilistrucker said:
... filling up the works Land Rover in the garage ... offers to sell me some "cheap" generators ...
paulwirral said:
... France ... also had some cheap generators , left over from a show ...
I was in a petrol station in Aberdeen recently and a pick-up drove in and an Irish chap asked me if I wanted to buy some generators left over from a show.

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Is this like morphic resonance of travelling people?

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

132 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Yesterday I pulled up at the the barbers and as I crossed the pavement some young scaly came up to me and asked "if I wanted to buy iPad". Instead of just saying no, next time I think I will ask "Where he stole it from?"

I have been offered generators in the past, and had other mates comment on this. It does seem a rather odd thing to ask. How many people need generators. I presume it is some kind of stock phrase and do wonder if there is some hidden meaning. Perhaps a little like Masonic handshakes perhaps? Perhaps I should express an interest is buying a dawge and see what happens.


Edited by Martin4x4 on Sunday 11th January 17:53

bobbo89

5,199 posts

145 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Martin4x4 said:
Yesterday I pulled up at the the barbers and as I crossed the pavement some young scaly came up to me and "Asked if I wanted to be iPad". In stead of just no, next time I think I will ask "Where he stole it from?"
I'd have said yes just out of curiosity as to how he was going to turn me into an I-Pad!

colonel c

7,889 posts

239 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Martin4x4 said:
I have been offered generators in the past, and had other mates comment on this. It does seem a rather odd thing to say. How many people need generators. I presume it is some kind of stock phrase and do wonder if there is some hidden meaning. Perhaps a little like Masonic handshakes perhaps?
I wondered this a few weeks past. I was outside cleaning my toys and a newish silver van pulled up with a chap in it wearing a suit. Although there was a hint of an Irish accent to him but fairly well spoken non the less. I was expecting him to want directions however he simply asked if I needed a power washer. I said no thanks. “How about a generator then”. Still I refused and he went on his way. It was a bit odd really. Perhaps he really was a wondering generator/power washer salesman.

missingbadly999

348 posts

115 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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colonel c said:
I wondered this a few weeks past. I was outside cleaning my toys and a newish silver van pulled up with a chap in it wearing a suit. Although there was a hint of an Irish accent to him but fairly well spoken non the less. I was expecting him to want directions however he simply asked if I needed a power washer. I said no thanks. “How about a generator then”. Still I refused and he went on his way. It was a bit odd really. Perhaps he really was a wondering generator/power washer salesman.
Simple: wondering what you were doing cleaning your ''toys' hehe outside That and the possibility of there being a group hiding in your bushes and the effect they may on his ringpiece.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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I know this off on a tangent a bit but this thread has reminded me of Oh lucky you on Mark and Lards show. Now that was funny.

Edited by marmitemania on Sunday 11th January 18:10

eldar

21,711 posts

196 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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I came across some abandoned Gipsys recently, and was nearly bummed by a Jack Russell terrier that was lurking in a bush. Fortunately I distracted it with a frozen sausage I happened to be carrying, so narrowly escaped.


Be careful out there!

ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Put a cork up your arse chap.

750turbo

6,164 posts

224 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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ApOrbital said:
Put a cork up your arse chap.
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