Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick?

Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick?

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ApOrbital

9,964 posts

118 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Read the post before mine.

eldar

21,769 posts

196 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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ApOrbital said:
Put a cork up your arse chap.
Excellent advice. I'll keep my frozen sausage, though.

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

118 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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smile

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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I missed this thread the first time. There is so much more WTF the. The average here!

Wacky Racer

38,167 posts

247 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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I had a drive done (seriously) many years ago, by some Gypsys who had some tarmac left from a job they had done "just down the road"....

Surprisingly, they were very polite, efficient and did a first class job.

Paid cash and off they went.

Don't tar them all with the same brush.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Wacky Racer said:
I had a drive done (seriously) many years ago, by some Gypsys who had some tarmac left from a job they had done "just down the road"....

Surprisingly, they were very polite, efficient and did a first class job.

Paid cash and off they went.

Don't tar them all with the same brush.
Your lucky they did do a good job, because if you had picked fault they would have buggered you, your dog and then burnt your house down. Just saying like.

Road2Ruin

5,232 posts

216 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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Me too. The hotel I worked at a few years ago had their drive done too. Took them a while though as half of them kept hiding in bushes for some reason!

cayman-black

12,648 posts

216 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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TheEnd said:
You did well to keep on walking, it's an old bumming trick, 4-5 swarthy travellers would have been hiding in the bushes ready for some man on man bum action.

Also watch out for two canaries tied to a traffic cone, or a badger glued to a cabinet.
fk, this thread is so funny i have just pissed my pants.

pinchmeimdreamin

9,966 posts

218 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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cayman-black said:
fk, this thread is so funny i have just pissed my pants.
Did you or was it the Gypsy's wink

Tallow

1,624 posts

161 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
cayman-black said:
fk, this thread is so funny i have just pissed my pants.
Did you or was it the Gypsy's wink
If so, why was he wearing the gypsy's pants in the first place? I smell a rat. Or maybe a dog. I'm not sure which.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

142 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
cayman-black said:
fk, this thread is so funny i have just pissed my pants.
Did you or was it the Gypsy's wink
Are you sure it wasn't the gypo pissing into your pants as a pre bum warm up/lubrication?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Saturday 2nd July 2016
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Did the OP get to the bottom of this?

I've just had a gypsy at the door, with two dogs and a ginger kid in the pickup, wanting to tarmac my drive, with tar left over from repairing the M1, for fifty quid, buy my car for fifty quid and do my roof for fifty quid.

This all sounds a bit iffy, just wondered if the OP can describe the dogs he saw, just in case it's the same ones, before I give them the green light.




Silent1

19,761 posts

235 months

Saturday 2nd July 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Did the OP get to the bottom of this?

I've just had a gypsy at the door, with two dogs and a ginger kid in the pickup, wanting to tarmac my drive, with tar left over from repairing the M1, for fifty quid, buy my car for fifty quid and do my roof for fifty quid.

This all sounds a bit iffy, just wondered if the OP can describe the dogs he saw, just in case it's the same ones, before I give them the green light.
I don't know if he did, I understand they got to his bottom though

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Saturday 2nd July 2016
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Ah, that's why he's bow legged, then...

Spare tyre

9,583 posts

130 months

Saturday 2nd July 2016
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This guy on YouTube seems to collect traveler based videos

https://youtu.be/pMcHFVNzBzE

Have a look at the other vids on his channel, it's actually interesting to watch


Evolved

3,567 posts

187 months

Saturday 2nd July 2016
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Classic thread, still makes me laugh.


ClassicMercs

1,703 posts

181 months

Saturday 2nd July 2016
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We have recently had a two week holiday in Ireland. You would not believe the number of Irish who have never seen a Red Setter, nor recognised the breed. To be fair most of the local dogs we saw were either collie x or JR x - or they appeared straight out of Gypsy Weddings rofl

One evening we stopped in Sligo for a while. There was a clear message from those we met. Do not leave the dogs unattended for one minute - nor leave them alone in the car. That said - everyone who approached us was genuine and loved the dogs.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Saturday 2nd July 2016
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Why's that, do they eat them?

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

146 months

Sunday 3rd July 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
Why's that, do they eat them?
Because they're thieving bds.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 3rd July 2016
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oh