Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick?
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Adenauer said:
So, the OP hasn't returned to his thread, strange that. 
It's because while you are distracted and hurrying to get away from the tied up dogs you are being followed home where the anti-badger-cull protesters beat you to death after forcing you at knifepoint to write something on the internet to scare townies out of the countryside.They normally use something about house prices, but the gypsy bumming story combines that with a smidge of racism and homophobia. Clever b
ds.Captain Muppet said:
It's because while you are distracted and hurrying to get away from the tied up dogs you are being followed home where the anti-badger-cull protesters beat you to death after forcing you at knifepoint to write something on the internet to scare townies out of the countryside.
They normally use something about house prices, but the gypsy bumming story combines that with a smidge of racism and homophobia. Clever bds.
Blimey, pretty obvious when you think about it though. Thanks for the head's up, as it were.They normally use something about house prices, but the gypsy bumming story combines that with a smidge of racism and homophobia. Clever b
ds.Snowboy said:
To be fair, I think the OP implied he may be mugged for valuables rather than subjected to surprise bum sex.
I think some of the posters on here could use a chat with Mr Freud.
Don't be ridiculous!I think some of the posters on here could use a chat with Mr Freud.
Frankly I find it offensive that you believe Gypsies would go through the effort of orchestrating a plan to snare passing dog walkers purely to steal their possessions. In fact, it's downright racist.
Gypsies are not a bunch of thieves! They are only interested in bum rape and tarmac, not money.
Snowboy said:
To be fair, I think the OP implied he may be mugged for valuables rather than subjected to surprise bum sex.
I think some of the posters on here could use a chat with Mr Freud.
They could have been after his poo bags. It's a well known fact that rapping a dead hedgehog in fresh dog poo and baking in a campfire for several hours will remove the spiky spines and make a tasty meal for a whole family of gypsies. Two dogs wouldn't produce enough poo for a really big hedgehog so they probably wanted to mug the unsuspecting dog walker for poo.I think some of the posters on here could use a chat with Mr Freud.
colonel c said:
They could have been after his poo bags. It's a well known fact that rapping a dead hedgehog in fresh dog poo and baking in a campfire for several hours will remove the spiky spines and make a tasty meal for a whole family of gypsies. Two dogs wouldn't produce enough poo for a really big hedgehog so they probably wanted to mug the unsuspecting dog walker for poo.
I know where there is a generous supply of dog poo, restocked nightly between 4am and 8am each day...
I'm still here, reading my OP again did make me chuckle. It was honestly the first thing I thought of when I saw them tied together.
A friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
I will be returning to the field after work again to walk the pup and will keep you all up to date on any suspicious activity.
A friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
I will be returning to the field after work again to walk the pup and will keep you all up to date on any suspicious activity.
toastybase said:
A friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
Where the fk do people have chickens thrown at their car for blackmail purposes?
ILoveMondeo said:
stuartmmcfc said:
I fell foul of the old badger tied to a cone trick a few years ago.
Still struggle to look my ferret in the eye.
A badger tied to a cone?? How thick are you??? You'd have to be crazy to fall for that one! Only got yourself to blame.Still struggle to look my ferret in the eye.
An alpaca on a skateboard however, if the gypsies ever master that one nobodies bum is safe!
omgus said:
toastybase said:
A friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
Where the fk do people have chickens thrown at their car for blackmail purposes?
toastybase said:
I'm still here, reading my OP again did make me chuckle. It was honestly the first thing I thought of when I saw them tied together.
A friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
I will be returning to the field after work again to walk the pup and will keep you all up to date on any suspicious activity.
This doesn't surprise me at all. Have you seen the price of chicken recently? More expensive than beef. You're friend would've been better off if he'd had a cow thrown at his car. A friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
I will be returning to the field after work again to walk the pup and will keep you all up to date on any suspicious activity.
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