Abandoned dogs/Gypsy trick?
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I was walking past an old castle this morning, and this pretty lass was shouting at me from the top of its tower, 'rescue me, rescue me, oh handsome prince, won't you rescue me', and she threw down her long and surprisingly high tensile strength golden hair, and I was going to climb up, but then I thought this might be a trap set by gypsies, so I bravely s
t myself and ran away.
t myself and ran away.trashbat said:
I was walking past an old castle this morning, and this pretty lass was shouting at me from the top of its tower, 'rescue me, rescue me, oh handsome prince, won't you rescue me', and she threw down her long and surprisingly high tensile strength golden hair, and I was going to climb up, but then I thought this might be a trap set by gypsies, so I bravely st myself and ran away.
Grimm story.t myself and ran away.
Wacky Racer said:
Crossflow Kid said:
The German Tank-Car thread just slipped to 2nd place on the list of funniest threads (EVER!)
You obviously missed the chav tat winged glass horse, RAF Dug's samurai sword, cadence clutching and Michael the Pasty shop man's threads then.
trashbat said:
I was walking past an old castle this morning, and this pretty lass was shouting at me from the top of its tower, 'rescue me, rescue me, oh handsome prince, won't you rescue me', and she threw down her long and surprisingly high tensile strength golden hair, and I was going to climb up, but then I thought this might be a trap set by gypsies, so I bravely st myself and ran away.
You had a lucky escape there,t myself and ran away.
they'll stop at nothing these vagabonds......(Where was this tower btw?)
trashbat said:
I was walking past an old castle this morning, and this pretty lass was shouting at me from the top of its tower, 'rescue me, rescue me, oh handsome prince, won't you rescue me', and she threw down her long and surprisingly high tensile strength golden hair, and I was going to climb up, but then I thought this might be a trap set by gypsies, so I bravely st myself and ran away.
I had a similar close shave-some bird fast asleep in the woods,I knew it was a gypsy trick to bum me(I bet the so called sleeping woman was a tranny up for bum raping me as well!) So I just carried on. The 7 blokes in the bushes looked a bit shifty too,if a bit short for gypsies, unless they were far awayt myself and ran away.
It's all very funny - and I hate to be a party pooper 
...
.... BUT .....
Aren't Gypsies now recognised as an ethnic minority
.... and isn't making an ethnic minority the butt of a joke now considered somewhat racist?
I'm just saying ...................
(On some forums I go onto a thread like this would have been locked long ago
- and there may have even been some 
handed out)
....... BUT .....
Aren't Gypsies now recognised as an ethnic minority
.... and isn't making an ethnic minority the butt of a joke now considered somewhat racist? I'm just saying ...................
(On some forums I go onto a thread like this would have been locked long ago
- and there may have even been some handed out) toastybase said:
I'm still here, reading my OP again did make me chuckle. It was honestly the first thing I thought of when I saw them tied together.
A friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
I will be returning to the field after work again to walk the pup and will keep you all up to date on any suspicious activity.
Your friend...had a chicken.....thrown at his car......and he was forced to pay for killing itA friend of mine had a chicken thrown at his car a while back as a trick. He stopped the car only to be forced to pay for the now dead chicken. I just didn't want a similar thing to happen to me.
I will be returning to the field after work again to walk the pup and will keep you all up to date on any suspicious activity.
I so want to visit your world. I bet the local pub has a farting aardvark as a doorman in order to discourage wayward pirates with dead poodles strapped their shoulders coming in as it upsets the Gypsies and puts the dogs off their naught tying lessons.
Squiggs said:
It's all very funny - and I hate to be a party pooper ...
.... BUT .....
Aren't Gypsies now recognised as an ethnic minority .... and isn't making an ethnic minority the butt of a joke now considered somewhat racist?
I'm just saying ...................
(On some forums I go onto a thread like this would have been locked long ago - and there may have even been some handed out)
I'll bet you're awesome at parties........ BUT .....
Aren't Gypsies now recognised as an ethnic minority
.... and isn't making an ethnic minority the butt of a joke now considered somewhat racist? I'm just saying ...................
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- and there may have even been some handed out) Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff