You find a suitcase with £1 million in it. What would you do
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shirt said:
i reckon dubai is one of few places in the world where i could simply march into the bank and deposit the cash no questions asked, or at the very least buy a few supercars for cash straight out of the showroom and flog them on.
How are you going to get to Dubai with a suitcase containing £1M?Alexandre MX said:
My rational side says: Save 75% of the money and the other spend it in shallow luxury stuffs 
What do you mean by 'save'? How are you going to save it? You can't put it in a bank and leaving it under your bed and spending it as and when will only be useful for relatively small purchases and only until the bank notes change.i'm assuming that i'd find the suitcase of cash here, either in £, $ or local currency. my point being that where i live doesn't have much morality when it comes to cold hard cash so i would not need to be cloak and dagger about laundering it to a format where i could move it around digitally.
New POD said:
DannyScene said:
New POD said:
DannyScene said:
I'm here, not sure what help I can offer though 
Are you 6 foot 2 inches tall and twice as thick ? Did you get thrown out of a full time paid job as professional rugby league player, for taking drugs ? Do you work in 'security' and would you do it for free if they let you hit more people ? Are your hands made of steel and your brain made of jelly? If so, you might be the 'personal assistant' that I'll need. 
shirt said:
i'm assuming that i'd find the suitcase of cash here, either in £, $ or local currency. my point being that where i live doesn't have much morality when it comes to cold hard cash so i would not need to be cloak and dagger about laundering it to a format where i could move it around digitally.
Ah, I see, should have checked your profile.The Jolly Todger said:
What do you mean by 'save'? How are you going to save it? You can't put it in a bank and leaving it under your bed and spending it as and when will only be useful for relatively small purchases and only until the bank notes change.
Why the sudden critics to a very rare remote hypothetical situation that will never happen?Alexandre MX said:
The Jolly Todger said:
What do you mean by 'save'? How are you going to save it? You can't put it in a bank and leaving it under your bed and spending it as and when will only be useful for relatively small purchases and only until the bank notes change.
Why the sudden critics to a very rare remote hypothetical situation that will never happen?DannyScene said:
New POD said:
DannyScene said:
New POD said:
DannyScene said:
I'm here, not sure what help I can offer though
Are you 6 foot 2 inches tall and twice as thick ? Did you get thrown out of a full time paid job as professional rugby league player, for taking drugs ? Do you work in 'security' and would you do it for free if they let you hit more people ? Are your hands made of steel and your brain made of jelly? If so, you might be the 'personal assistant' that I'll need. Is it legal to sell sex, or is that just a urban myth? You could go in to the bank every couple of weeks boasting about how you've whisked off to Monte Carlo, again, and paid £20k for services rendered.
In all seriousness there must be a few girls (certainly more likely than guys) at the very top of the sex industry who make tens of thousands of pounds in a short space of time, presumably mostly cash or high value goods, who are able to bank it. Surely not all of them are trafficked or controlled by criminal gangs.
Although maybe you'd need to look like Demi Moore to convince someone you'd made £1m that way.
In all seriousness there must be a few girls (certainly more likely than guys) at the very top of the sex industry who make tens of thousands of pounds in a short space of time, presumably mostly cash or high value goods, who are able to bank it. Surely not all of them are trafficked or controlled by criminal gangs.
Although maybe you'd need to look like Demi Moore to convince someone you'd made £1m that way.
The Jolly Todger said:
carmadgaz said:
Spend the big notes on little things, get change in the 'current' bank notes.
Hell I do it on nights out, use a £20 to buy the first drink as I can't be bothered to count change out, same with the second maybe the third, then the tenners get used and I end up with a pile of coins at the end (And I've probably only spent £30/40 ).
I'd use it as pocket money and use enough of my wages on bigger things to keep it all looking legit.
I'm not sure this works.Hell I do it on nights out, use a £20 to buy the first drink as I can't be bothered to count change out, same with the second maybe the third, then the tenners get used and I end up with a pile of coins at the end (And I've probably only spent £30/40 ).
I'd use it as pocket money and use enough of my wages on bigger things to keep it all looking legit.
c123 said:
Is it legal to sell sex, or is that just a urban myth? You could go in to the bank every couple of weeks boasting about how you've whisked off to Monte Carlo, again, and paid £20k for services rendered.
In all seriousness there must be a few girls (certainly more likely than guys) at the very top of the sex industry who make tens of thousands of pounds in a short space of time, presumably mostly cash or high value goods, who are able to bank it. Surely not all of them are trafficked or controlled by criminal gangs.
Although maybe you'd need to look like Demi Moore to convince someone you'd made £1m that way.
I sold my virginity once. Unfortunately I sold it to my wife, who was clearly running some sort of complex financial hedge fund, with options and t&c's I didn't have explained, and apparently I owe her, and she in fact OWNs me. In all seriousness there must be a few girls (certainly more likely than guys) at the very top of the sex industry who make tens of thousands of pounds in a short space of time, presumably mostly cash or high value goods, who are able to bank it. Surely not all of them are trafficked or controlled by criminal gangs.
Although maybe you'd need to look like Demi Moore to convince someone you'd made £1m that way.
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