You find a suitcase with £1 million in it. What would you do
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But it does catch people. Saw the program on Heathrow and a little Indian chap was caught trying to take 15k out. Said it was just his money/savings,etc, asked what he did he said 'Indian Take Away', they asked him about his turnover, first he said 7 or 8K then realised he would have to have saved for years for the money he had and he had only been open 2 years. Changed his story to 25K turnover a year, they phoned the tax man and he had only said his earnings were 12K or so.
Took the money off him as he owed a load of back tax - busted !!
Took the money off him as he owed a load of back tax - busted !!
Greg_D said:
but it doesn't, does it? it just annoys people with a few quid
Let's take an entirely fictitious scenario - So let's say someone were to take £20k of legitimate funds from a uk bank and put it in the safe at home, go on hols with the receipt from the bank but not the money, 'find' £20k whilst on hols and return with it and the receipt (having not bought the jewellery they were intent on getting, officer) what are customs going to say about that?
safe money goes back to bank and holiday money goes into safe, easy!!!
it is so laughably easy to come up with any number of different legitimate scenarios as to make an utter mockery of the money laundering regs. They may as well not bother!!!
Whether it works or not I don't know, I just stated the intention.Let's take an entirely fictitious scenario - So let's say someone were to take £20k of legitimate funds from a uk bank and put it in the safe at home, go on hols with the receipt from the bank but not the money, 'find' £20k whilst on hols and return with it and the receipt (having not bought the jewellery they were intent on getting, officer) what are customs going to say about that?
safe money goes back to bank and holiday money goes into safe, easy!!!
it is so laughably easy to come up with any number of different legitimate scenarios as to make an utter mockery of the money laundering regs. They may as well not bother!!!
This is why they ask you to declare it. I'd you show proof that it's not nicked or laundered and that HMRC have had their take you can do whatsapp want. It's not that hard.
Bloody autocorrect
Edited by RobinBanks on Tuesday 27th January 18:24
SimonV8ster said:
But it does catch people. Saw the program on Heathrow and a little Indian chap was caught trying to take 15k out. Said it was just his money/savings,etc, asked what he did he said 'Indian Take Away', they asked him about his turnover, first he said 7 or 8K then realised he would have to have saved for years for the money he had and he had only been open 2 years. Changed his story to 25K turnover a year, they phoned the tax man and he had only said his earnings were 12K or so.
Took the money off him as he owed a load of back tax - busted !!
As I said on the previous page I got pulled going through City Airport with £5k in CHF. Scanners so work....that was 10 years ago.Took the money off him as he owed a load of back tax - busted !!
Some years ago couple of friends went to Venezuela on holiday & found a wadge of cash in an envelope in the back of a taxi. I forget how much, maybe £5k ish.
They did nothing out of the ordinary for a couple of days. Nothing came of it, so they moved to the most expensive hotel and spent spent spent the lot over the rest of their hols.
True story.
They did nothing out of the ordinary for a couple of days. Nothing came of it, so they moved to the most expensive hotel and spent spent spent the lot over the rest of their hols.
True story.
Cheib said:
SimonV8ster said:
But it does catch people. Saw the program on Heathrow and a little Indian chap was caught trying to take 15k out. Said it was just his money/savings,etc, asked what he did he said 'Indian Take Away', they asked him about his turnover, first he said 7 or 8K then realised he would have to have saved for years for the money he had and he had only been open 2 years. Changed his story to 25K turnover a year, they phoned the tax man and he had only said his earnings were 12K or so.
Took the money off him as he owed a load of back tax - busted !!
As I said on the previous page I got pulled going through City Airport with £5k in CHF. Scanners so work....that was 10 years ago.Took the money off him as he owed a load of back tax - busted !!
DannyScene said:
Buy a house 200K ish
Buy a RenaultSport Clio 200 in white, alien green or liquid yellow with all the packs etc for weekends
Buy a 335D in white with red leather, probably Msport pack as well for during the week and of course remap it
Buy a little apartment or similar in amsterdam
Continue to live as I am now just with cars and my own houses and half a mil in the bank, would be rather nice at 23
I'm sticking by this plan but I now want an RX7 or Supra Aerotop and an Audi S7 for daily duties I reckonBuy a RenaultSport Clio 200 in white, alien green or liquid yellow with all the packs etc for weekends
Buy a 335D in white with red leather, probably Msport pack as well for during the week and of course remap it
Buy a little apartment or similar in amsterdam
Continue to live as I am now just with cars and my own houses and half a mil in the bank, would be rather nice at 23
M3333 said:
I think i would keep a very low profile, do something like slinks above, hide the money in my loft and use it as 'life spending money' taking little bits a few times a year. Probably use it to buy a semi decent track slag and go racing, fund a pilots license, maybe buy a share in a plane or something, use it for general spending and keep my wages in the bank. Nobody would think anymore than the business is doing ok and carry on as normal. Don't tell a single soul about the money, even close family and friends.
This is exactly what I'd do. It doesn't solve the notes-changing problem.Edited by M3333 on Saturday 2nd November 06:03
Simon
simonrockman said:
The Spruce goose said:
buy bitcoins then sell them, lose 100k and all clean, just say you had a few thousand in earlier days, can't see it being traceable, but might take time buying them.
How do you buy the bitcoins for cash?Edited by The Spruce goose on Saturday 17th January 19:27
JackP1 said:
TheTardis said:
JackP1 said:
Give it in
BoringIts the goes around comes around thing.
I’d give my number to whoever answered, and eventually arrange a rendezvous to get it back to them.
I’d decline any reward they offered, telling them to give it to charity, and be more careful in future, if I couldn’t access the phone, I’d hand it in to the police.
The two wallets, and one ladies purse I found, I went through for contact numbers or addresses, and returned them, the ladies purse had an engagement ring in it, (don’t ask, I didn’t), and a library card, I returned the purse to the woman in Putney, her husband answered the door, and said, “Hang on mate, my wife will want to thank you.”
When they came back, he forced a bottle of vodka on me, I didn’t want a reward, but I was grateful.
Neither of the two wallets had much cash in them, maybe £30-£35 each, I may have kept that if I couldn’t have traced the owners, same with the cash in the suitcase, the cynic in me can imagine handing cash in, and next day the copper on the desk’s mate claiming it.
Edited by Frank7 on Friday 7th September 13:53
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