Who will be the first famous person to die in 2014?
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Council Baby said:
slopes said:
Nope, you aren't missing something, this is what is known as The Great Slopes CB War, my name is first as i am the less retarded of the two of us.
CB, you couldn't get your lard arse onto a train this far north you inebriate, they don't have pubs on them you tit.
They have a bar if you can afford to travel first class when heading to the skanky north.CB, you couldn't get your lard arse onto a train this far north you inebriate, they don't have pubs on them you tit.
But you'd know nothing about that, you broke arse little bh.
Back on topic again, Lizzie Windsor
Council Baby said:
slopes said:
Rather be a broke arse little bh than an irritated pudendum like you, the only thing between your ears is a bottle you pie eyed walrus.
Only irritated by you, you arse faced, trough gobbling, penfold looking, bull nosed muzikai.
Leave my pie alone.
slopes said:
Ha, you calling me arse faced is definitely the kettle calling the pot black, you have a face only a mother could love, even she throws up at the sight of it, you skunk sniffing, rectum licking mong.
God you're thick. You smoke skunk and there's nothing wrong with a good rimming.At least my mum loves me, yours keeps trying to take a hit out on you, said she wished the abortion hadn't failed and it would be kinder to just off you. A "mercy killing" I think were the words she used.
Council Baby said:
slopes said:
Ha, you calling me arse faced is definitely the kettle calling the pot black, you have a face only a mother could love, even she throws up at the sight of it, you skunk sniffing, rectum licking mong.
God you're thick. You smoke skunk and there's nothing wrong with a good rimming.At least my mum loves me, yours keeps trying to take a hit out on you, said she wished the abortion hadn't failed and it would be kinder to just off you. A mercy killing I think were the words she used.
Your mum tells you she does love you but i heard a different story, including why your dear dad calls you fat head. Your mum is convinced you were the afterbirth and got collected by mistake, she says there is no way two people as good looking as your folks could produce something quite so hideous. Your dad blames the makers of Thalidomide.
slopes said:
Your mum tells you she does love you but i heard a different story, including why your dear dad calls you fat head. Your mum is convinced you were the afterbirth and got collected by mistake, she says there is no way two people as good looking as your folks could produce something quite so hideous. Your dad blames the makers of Thalidomide.
It's said that when you were born the doctor was so shocked to see a burn victim pop out that he actually slapped your mum for fking herself with a red hot poker?Council Baby said:
slopes said:
Your mum tells you she does love you but i heard a different story, including why your dear dad calls you fat head. Your mum is convinced you were the afterbirth and got collected by mistake, she says there is no way two people as good looking as your folks could produce something quite so hideous. Your dad blames the makers of Thalidomide.
It's said that when you were born the doctor was so shocked to see a burn victim pop out that he actually slapped your mum for fking herself with a red hot poker?Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff