Hammered sausages.

[Digger]

Any chance you could hammer enough in to an area of grass, so as to create a PH smiley, equivalent to the Batman beacon as it were?

[gtidriver]

oi,Im not made of money

[Willy Nilly]

Excellent research OP, what are you using as your control area?

[gtidriver]

Area next to my garage. Its a bit of waste land at the moment. next year it'll be a drive way for a couple of cars or my track slag if i can convince the wife...

[condor]

I wouldn't waste your cumberlands either

How about a veggie frozen sausage? if it's birds they'll appreciate that far more than a meat one.

[0a]

How would you explain this thread to your mum?

[LaurasOtherHalf]

The Nur said:

gtidriver said:

What if i put some of the lovely cumberlands from last nights dinner into a fresh hole,maybe next to a frozen one for comparison. This will definitely have to be done monday morning, wife has other plans this weekend that do not include gardens drills hammers and value sausages..

Personally I wouldn't be wasting a good cumberland if I could help it but in the name of science I think it must be done. I think if rapid insertion could be guaranteed the most damage could be done with a hot sausage at a depth of around twice its overall length. Cooked but cold sausages could also be used but I have not yet theorised their deployment.

bloody hell you can't be wasting a cumberland! top marks on the effort so far though

in all honesty, wouldn't you just be better off drawing the usual huge penis in weedkiller on his lawn?

[elanfan]

gtidriver said:

I now have a problem. If the wildlife don't dig them out then i will have to. Some of them are a foot deep and I'm sure they won't just slide out.

Just leave them be and you'll have a nice sausage tree sapling next year!

[zoom star]

Not to piss on your parade here, GTI but you are going to end up making more mess to the lawn than the intended wild life.
I applaud the effort all the same.

[zoom star]

Forgot to add, if you really want to add a bit of destruction, throw a handfull of Japanese Knotweed roots into the mix.

[gtidriver]

I'm only wrecking a bit of land which will be dug out in the spring, the gardener can fix the communal garden

[GrumpyTwig]

gtidriver said:

I'm only wrecking a bit of land which will be dug out in the spring, the gardener can fix the communal garden

Queue some form of mail out to residents asking them to stop trying to grow sausage trees?

[wolfracesonic]

I thought the first rule of PH sausage club was 'Don't talk about PH sausage club'

[gtidriver]

Just got back from shopping, I can report no activity on my plot. Can't check the communal garden as the people nearest it are outside chatting, didn't want them to see me stomping across the lawn by torchlight to look for destruction. They'll think I'm a nutter;)

[gaz1234]

Dejavu. Where I'd I read this before?

[gtidriver]

Go on, where have you read this before..

[blue van]

i can hear the old dear across the road talking to her friend,

well i don't know but i swear he was poking a pink thing into

the grass

[gaz1234]

gtidriver said:

Go on, where have you read this before..

cant remember. tell me..

[gtidriver]

?

[gaz1234]

boo radley