Hammered sausages.

[kind dilbert]

Finally a demonstration of frozen sausages hammered into the lawn/flower bed etc.

Now then, who's going to bum a dog?

[perdu]

gtidriver said:

Perdu your safe, your too far away.

Is it 'cos my lawn is block paved?


(and phew)

[gtidriver]

With that hammer id smash them right through the blocks. Plus your still too far away.

Edited by gtidriver on Thursday 21st November 23:50

Edited by gtidriver on Thursday 21st November 23:51

[Zoobeef]

My parents have an old git neighbor that they fell out with because hes a bell end. Since then they have had 4 punctured tyres.
He mows his immaculate lawn every day. Only the best Waitrose sausages will be getting hammered if another tyre gets punctured. CCTV is going up first though to make sure it is him.

[richwig83]

Subscribed!

[AJS-]

I love the immediate PH reaction of disgust at hammering Tesco Value sausages into the flower bed. As though any self respecting PHer would use nothing less than Harrod's acorn fed pig, champagne and truffle sausages to hammer into their neighbour's lawn.

[scott15]

This thread is brilliant!

Vaud said:

Finally we have some scientific testing of the theory.

Next...

MX5's
335d (mapped)
OXO tower

[james_tigerwoods]

I have nothing to add as they're not Welsh but well done sir!

[mrtwisty]

Predictions chaps?

Writhing mass of moggies fighting over scraps of sausage perhaps?

Holes dug by foxes?

Pork tree orchard?

[gtidriver]

Well it won't be moggies as all the cats on our estate are indoor cats. I'm going for rats or foxes.

[Heathwood]

Vaud said:

Finally we have some scientific testing of the theory.

Next...

MX5's
335d (mapped)
OXO tower

Not sure I'd fancy trying to hammer an mx5 into the lawn.

[m8rky]

Heathwood said:

Not sure I'd fancy trying to hammer an mx5 into the lawn.

Looks messy.

[williredale]

Heathwood said:

Not sure I'd fancy trying to hammer an mx5 into the lawn.

Bigger hammer

[OldJohnnyYen]

Have I missed something? I can't make sense of this.

[Buzz word]

What about the other possibility if wild bears don't come and dig up the lawn? You could be stuck with up to 5 value sausage trees.

[ellroy]

Well done that man!

[HD Adam]

Vaud said:

Finally we have some scientific testing of the theory.

Next...

MX5's
335d (mapped)
OXO tower

Put me down for this one

[Megaflow]

This thread delivers...

[Blue Oval84]

Watching closely

[Rotaree]

OldJohnnyYen said:

Have I missed something? .........

It would appear so!