Hammered sausages.

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On the holes in my bit of land i might put a drilled out sausage with some birds eye chillies stuffed into it.

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The only problem with the hand drill thingy is id have to go to ramsgate to get it, theres no parking outside wilkinsons. plus it means going into to ramsgate town. shudders.

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That's three a sausage deep hole. Sorry it's not a manicured lawn, I'll fire the gardener and get one that takes better care of our area.

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Beggars can't be choosers.

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Right in between pissing about with drills hammers and sausages I've completed my list of jobs to do, so now I'm bored.

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30 seconds tops, stop car, get out, open boot, collect tools, walk to doomed area, set down tools, drill hole, wiggle the drill about a bit, take photo,take out drill,l put in first sausage then hit with hammer, repeat this three times, take pictures, clear up sausage bag and tools, retreat to car put tools back into the boot then drive off,hoping now one saw me.

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nope but it did just go straight into the ground.took seconds.

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Added depth=s more destruction.. the more you hit them the more they go flat at the top and bits break off.

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No cats round my way. All indoor pedigrees. I'll chuck a hand full of cat biscuits down as a teaser.

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Well something has been nibbling over the past couple of hours. This bit is beside my garage. The communal bit will be investigated a little later. It's dinner now which ironically is sausages. Not tescos value ones.

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For those keeping track that is hole 2 with 2 sausages inserted.

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Shall I start a new thread, sausage watch.

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Would probably break before it went fully into the ground. Might experiment digging out a small hole and laying a load of cocktail sausages in and covering it up again. that'll have to be monday or tuesday though.

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Just gone check on the communal sausage burial. Theres still no mass destruction.

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this is the level of mass destruction, it's not what I think we where hoping for. One sausage gone.

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That's the communal grass area. The piece by my garage is untouched since last night.

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Going on the results so far id say it'll probably only be any good for golf greens. Or it could be that it was bloody cold last night and the local wildlife don't like getting cold.

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I now have a problem. If the wildlife don't dig them out then i will have to. Some of them are a foot deep and I'm sure they won't just slide out.

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Small update, my lad just saw some birds pecking the sausage plot. I wonder now if its birds that have been nibbling as well.
Next week i,ll flatten another area next to the garage bury some more sausages and lay an area of sand down so we can see foot prints of whats eating them.