Hammered sausages.

[Hoofy]

richwig83 said:

Yes.... frozen tenderloin of pork!!

Starting to go up in price. What next? Foie gras shaped into a stake and then frozen?

[madbadger]

Hoofy said:

richwig83 said:

Yes.... frozen tenderloin of pork!!

Starting to go up in price. What next? Foie gras shaped into a stake and then frozen?

I always freeze my Foie gras then shape it into a stake. Much easier.

[Ayahuasca]

OP the experiment would be better if you installed a game camera with a motion sensor, then you could see what is eating your tescos value sausages. I am predicting it is Romanian immigrants.

[Art0ir]

Asterix said:

You need to be careful. Birds will attract feral cats. In turn you'll have wild dogs and wolves preying on the cats - it could escalate to bears, tigers and ultimately velociraptors.

Right snigger at my desk reading that

[Zoobeef]

Art0ir said:

Asterix said:

You need to be careful. Birds will attract feral cats. In turn you'll have wild dogs and wolves preying on the cats - it could escalate to bears, tigers and ultimately velociraptors.

Right snigger at my desk reading that

Had one of the most disappointing days of my life the other day when I found out velociraptors are no bigger than waist height and are covered in feathers. Damn you Spielberg

[blindswelledrat]

Zoobeef said:

Had one of the most disappointing days of my life the other day when I found out velociraptors are no bigger than waist height and are covered in feathers. Damn you Spielberg

I can remember where I was the day I found that out. Devastating.
It made me desperate for them to be reincarnated so I could go and find some and kick them as far as I could when they started giving it the billy

[hairykrishna]

I've loving the Mythbusters for PH memes. I was hoping that I'd come back to this thread to see a picture like this though;

[JackP1]

Fantastic, i was oblivious at first until i read the original link!

[DanielSan]

This thread is a good demonstration of a way to waste time and yet not be productive. But it's nowhere near as good as the dam project thread. Sorry OP.

[james_tigerwoods]

hairykrishna said:

I've loving the Mythbusters for PH memes. I was hoping that I'd come back to this thread to see a picture like this though;

It IS what we all secretly wanted...

[NDA]

A most interesting subject conducted under laboratory conditions by a committed researcher.

Having considered the S (sausage to damage) ratios, I think there may be some seasonal influences at play.

I suggest Spring Sausage Watch for more activity.

[sunbeam alpine]

Well done OP - just waiting for your new thread - "Moles in my garden, how do I get rid?"

[Blown2CV]

purchase a number of sausage varieties, mark em up, one of each in the lawn, see which goes best. It might be the cheap sausage, or maybe the part of the country. Trial needs widening!

[Leptons]

Well done that man!

[SystemParanoia]

hmmmmm....

[dazwalsh]

I think the communal garden should also be a test bed for the grass seed idea, Wording of your choice, or perhaps the PH logo!

Brilliant topic

[gtidriver]

Just had a quick check on my plot, a small amount off the angled sausage has gone. But it's very cold tonight so I expect no more activity. Will check in tomorrow morning.

[gtidriver]

Just had a quick check on my plot, a small amount off the angled sausage has gone. But it's very cold tonight so I expect no more activity. Will check in tomorrow morning.

[nelly1]

hairykrishna said:

I've loving the Mythbusters for PH memes. I was hoping that I'd come back to this thread to see a picture like this though;

[Blown2CV]

nelly1 said:

hairykrishna said:

I've loving the Mythbusters for PH memes. I was hoping that I'd come back to this thread to see a picture like this though;

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