Hammered sausages.
Discussion
NDA said:
Are we in danger of moving away from the original purpose - that being the hammering of frozen sausages?
Cooked Cumberland?
What about a full Sunday roast?
Cooked Cumberland?
What about a full Sunday roast?
I think it's going too far now. 1 hammer. 1 frozen sausage. Is it possible that there's no decent wildlife in the area eg foxes?
It'll have to be tomorrow with the Cumberlands, I've got no sand to spread around. I'm thinking about putting a couple of my sons peperami snacks in as well. The wife asked me today when am I going to dig up the rotting sausages that are left. This is not going to be a nice job. Meat that's been in the ground for a week. Yuck.
gtidriver said:
It'll have to be tomorrow with the Cumberlands, I've got no sand to spread around. I'm thinking about putting a couple of my sons peperami snacks in as well. The wife asked me today when am I going to dig up the rotting sausages that are left. This is not going to be a nice job. Meat that's been in the ground for a week. Yuck.
TBH I`d tell your wife to go out and buy some fresh if she`s hungry.Dig em up? pourquoi?
blindswelledrat said:
Zoobeef said:
Had one of the most disappointing days of my life the other day when I found out velociraptors are no bigger than waist height and are covered in feathers. Damn you Spielberg
I can remember where I was the day I found that out. Devastating.It made me desperate for them to be reincarnated so I could go and find some and kick them as far as I could when they started giving it the billy
OP: I doff my hat to you in appreciation for your efforts, but you really, really need to try your 'sausage experiment' (fnarr fnarr) in the summer.
Buff Mchugelarge said:
Top stuff op
I've flicked through this whilst sat I McDonalds and couldn't help but laughing to myself.
I'd dread to try and explain it to a non Pher
Ah yes, when the wife asks what you're laughing at:I've flicked through this whilst sat I McDonalds and couldn't help but laughing to myself.
I'd dread to try and explain it to a non Pher
Well you see there is this man hammering frozen sausages into his own lawn to test to see if there is devastation....
Ive just had a look at the plot next to garage,the hole no2 has been attacked no sausages left,just a small crater. hopefully the mass destruction will happen tonight, I've dumped the sand idea and slipped the cumberland down the freshly drilled hole, plus a peperami was rammed into the middle of the sausage to wedge it tight.
Edited by gtidriver on Thursday 28th November 00:38
gtidriver said:
Ive just had a look at the plot next to garage,the hole no2 has been attacked no sausages left, just a small crater. hopefully the mass destruction will happen tonight, I've dumped the sand idea and slipped the cumberland down the freshly drilled hole, plus a peperami was rammed into the middle of the sausage to wedge it tight.
I've half a mind to post this in the 'Juvenile things that make you snigger' thread!Edited by Big Rod on Thursday 28th November 08:47
gtidriver said:
Ive just had a look at the plot next to garage,the hole no2 has been attacked no sausages left,just a small crater. hopefully the mass destruction will happen tonight, I've dumped the sand idea and slipped the cumberland down the freshly drilled hole, plus a peperami was rammed into the middle of the sausage to wedge it tight.
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Your neighbours must think you are fking mental.]
You're definitely going to get a reputation
Stick with the good work OP, Once the local wildlife find their new feeding ground, word will spread and you will have all manner of wildlife getting accustomed to your generosity.
Think of all those people who wont have bin bags ripped open by starving foxes, all the baby animals that will have food for winter. We all know animals are good for the environment! You are a Hero!!
Think of all those people who wont have bin bags ripped open by starving foxes, all the baby animals that will have food for winter. We all know animals are good for the environment! You are a Hero!!
m8rky said:
To be honest I am now expecting nothing less than a "springwatch" style programme.Do you think we can get Kate Humble onboard with this?
"Kate Humble's Hammered Sausage Watch" has a certain ring to it.
You're going to have a lot of very disappointed 16 year old boys after the first episode of that. Ratings will plummet."Kate Humble's Hammered Sausage Watch" has a certain ring to it.
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