Hammered sausages.

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gtidriver

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3,335 posts

186 months

Tuesday 26th November 2013
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Sausage hole 3 with 3 inserted has been visited.Nothing has been touched on the communal area. Ill have to do the cooked cumberland on my plot later, the gardeners are about today.

NDA

21,488 posts

224 months

Tuesday 26th November 2013
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Are we in danger of moving away from the original purpose - that being the hammering of frozen sausages?

Cooked Cumberland?

What about a full Sunday roast?

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Hoofy

76,253 posts

281 months

Tuesday 26th November 2013
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NDA said:
Are we in danger of moving away from the original purpose - that being the hammering of frozen sausages?

Cooked Cumberland?

What about a full Sunday roast?

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hehe

I think it's going too far now. 1 hammer. 1 frozen sausage. Is it possible that there's no decent wildlife in the area eg foxes?

gtidriver

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3,335 posts

186 months

Tuesday 26th November 2013
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It'll have to be tomorrow with the Cumberlands, I've got no sand to spread around. I'm thinking about putting a couple of my sons peperami snacks in as well. The wife asked me today when am I going to dig up the rotting sausages that are left. This is not going to be a nice job. Meat that's been in the ground for a week. Yuck.

Hammer67

5,706 posts

183 months

Tuesday 26th November 2013
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gtidriver said:
It'll have to be tomorrow with the Cumberlands, I've got no sand to spread around. I'm thinking about putting a couple of my sons peperami snacks in as well. The wife asked me today when am I going to dig up the rotting sausages that are left. This is not going to be a nice job. Meat that's been in the ground for a week. Yuck.
TBH I`d tell your wife to go out and buy some fresh if she`s hungry.

Dig em up? pourquoi?

Faust66

2,028 posts

164 months

Tuesday 26th November 2013
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blindswelledrat said:
Zoobeef said:
Had one of the most disappointing days of my life the other day when I found out velociraptors are no bigger than waist height and are covered in feathers. Damn you Spielberg frown
I can remember where I was the day I found that out. Devastating.
It made me desperate for them to be reincarnated so I could go and find some and kick them as far as I could when they started giving it the billy
Try one of these bad boys: wouldn't recommend kicking a Utahraptor if it was giving it the billy/looking at you funny...

OP: I doff my hat to you in appreciation for your efforts, but you really, really need to try your 'sausage experiment' (fnarr fnarr) in the summer.

MadmanO/T People

899 posts

204 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Buff Mchugelarge

3,316 posts

149 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Top stuff op biggrin

I've flicked through this whilst sat I McDonalds and couldn't help but laughing to myself.
I'd dread to try and explain it to a non Pher laugh

Fastdruid

8,623 posts

151 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Buff Mchugelarge said:
Top stuff op biggrin

I've flicked through this whilst sat I McDonalds and couldn't help but laughing to myself.
I'd dread to try and explain it to a non Pher laugh
Ah yes, when the wife asks what you're laughing at:

Well you see there is this man hammering frozen sausages into his own lawn to test to see if there is devastation....

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AlexRS2782

8,025 posts

212 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Any updates from today? biggrin Or did you have to spend the day cleaning it all up as per your post last night? frown

gtidriver

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3,335 posts

186 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Sorry no update today yet, I'll go have a look at communal garden a little later, I've been busy today doing none sausage stuff,will get on the case tomorrow.

gtidriver

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3,335 posts

186 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Ive just been out to the communal garden, the second sausage from the hole has been munched. Theres not a huge amount of disturbed soil.

JollyGrnMonster

887 posts

196 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Hammer67 said:
TBH I`d tell your wife to go out and buy some fresh if she`s hungry.

Dig em up? pourquoi?
Chortle smile

gtidriver

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3,335 posts

186 months

Wednesday 27th November 2013
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Ive just had a look at the plot next to garage,the hole no2 has been attacked no sausages left,just a small crater. hopefully the mass destruction will happen tonight, I've dumped the sand idea and slipped the cumberland down the freshly drilled hole, plus a peperami was rammed into the middle of the sausage to wedge it tight.

Edited by gtidriver on Thursday 28th November 00:38

Big Rod

6,198 posts

215 months

Thursday 28th November 2013
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gtidriver said:
Ive just had a look at the plot next to garage,the hole no2 has been attacked no sausages left, just a small crater. hopefully the mass destruction will happen tonight, I've dumped the sand idea and slipped the cumberland down the freshly drilled hole, plus a peperami was rammed into the middle of the sausage to wedge it tight.
I've half a mind to post this in the 'Juvenile things that make you snigger' thread!

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Edited by Big Rod on Thursday 28th November 08:47

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

231 months

Thursday 28th November 2013
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gtidriver said:
Ive just had a look at the plot next to garage,the hole no2 has been attacked no sausages left,just a small crater. hopefully the mass destruction will happen tonight, I've dumped the sand idea and slipped the cumberland down the freshly drilled hole, plus a peperami was rammed into the middle of the sausage to wedge it tight.
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biglaugh Your neighbours must think you are fking mental.

You're definitely going to get a reputation

Asterix

24,438 posts

227 months

Thursday 28th November 2013
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blindswelledrat said:
You're definitely going to live up to your reputation
Fixed that for you hehe

gtidriver

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3,335 posts

186 months

Thursday 28th November 2013
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Bad news. The Cumberland/peperami combo is still untouched. I even microwaved it before I inserted it.

callmedave

2,686 posts

144 months

Thursday 28th November 2013
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Stick with the good work OP, Once the local wildlife find their new feeding ground, word will spread and you will have all manner of wildlife getting accustomed to your generosity.

Think of all those people who wont have bin bags ripped open by starving foxes, all the baby animals that will have food for winter. We all know animals are good for the environment! You are a Hero!! smile

DottyMR2

478 posts

126 months

Thursday 28th November 2013
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m8rky said:
To be honest I am now expecting nothing less than a "springwatch" style programme.Do you think we can get Kate Humble onboard with this?

"Kate Humble's Hammered Sausage Watch" has a certain ring to it.
You're going to have a lot of very disappointed 16 year old boys after the first episode of that. Ratings will plummet.