Hammered sausages.

[johnster1991]

gtidriver said:

I told her i was doing an experiment, for my"internet friends"

[jonstable]

Great work op!

[bbc]

HD Adam said:

Vaud said:

Finally we have some scientific testing of the theory.

Next...

MX5's
335d (mapped)
OXO tower

Put me down for this one

Are you volunteering to receive the VBRJ?

[Ganglandboss]

HD Adam said:

Vaud said:

Finally we have some scientific testing of the theory.

Next...

MX5's
335d (mapped)
OXO tower

Put me down for this one

Done! Louie Spence is on his way to you right now!

[neil_bmw]

Surprised no one else has brought it up yet....

gtidriver said:

the wife

[tangerine_sedge]

Buzz word said:

What about the other possibility if wild bears don't come and dig up the lawn? You could be stuck with up to 5 value sausage trees.

Have a

[750turbo]

Brilliant OP!

[anonymous-user]

HAHA. Brilliant.

[NBTBRV8]

What dog/rodent is going to eat British sausages?!

[CYMR0]

NBTBRV8 said:

What dog/rodent is going to eat British sausages?!

More to the point, is there any meat in these to attract them?

[amancalledrob]

mrtwisty said:

Predictions chaps?

Writhing mass of moggies fighting over scraps of sausage perhaps?

Holes dug by foxes?

Pork tree orchard?

Pork tree orchard! Hahahaha!!

[Rude-boy]

amancalledrob said:

Pork tree orchard! Hahahaha!!

Mmmm, Bacon tree!

[james_tigerwoods]

jonstable said:

Calvin & Hobbes?

[andym1603]

Bookmarked.
This could only happen on PH. Brightened up my day.
Well done to the OP.

[gtidriver]

[gtidriver]

We have results.

[Wrathalanche]

Definitely a Velociraptor.

[chris390]

A quick google of sausage hammer - a bit NSFW

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sausage%20...

[james_tigerwoods]

I think you need to spread some dry dog food (that you would subsequently add water to) on a lawn - What we need to see is more damage

[Robb F]

They need to be deeper!