Hammered sausages.

[gtidriver]

Its chucking it down now, but later ill drill out the communal grass verge. Need more sausages and i might try chicken breast as well.

[83AndyJ]

Put an entire chicken through a blender, drill and pour...

[richwig83]

83AndyJ said:

Put an entire chicken through a blender, drill and pour...

Or you could put them in ice cube trays and whack them in

[gtidriver]

Battery is on charge, in about 20 minutes drilling of communal grass verge will commence. Ill sprinkle some cat biscuits as well.

[mi1ne]

10/10 OP

[richwig83]

You really are going for this arnt you! :-)

[gtidriver]

yuuuup.

[The Nur]

Is there a chippy open for you to get some battered ones?

[markoc]

How about joining the sausage filled holes up with a trickled line of weedkiller. The result after a few days would be a large scale "join the dots" style lawn massacre. Perhaps in the shape of a pentagram to seriously offend the neighbours, or better still in true PH fashion a crudely drawn cock...

[jep]

Try one of these if quiet and stealth is important....downside is it'll only make a 6" deep hole....






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[bobbo89]

Try it with a frozen hot pepperami!

[gtidriver]

Drill is charged, just finishing my snack then I'm out to drill.

[gtidriver]

On the holes in my bit of land i might put a drilled out sausage with some birds eye chillies stuffed into it.

[bobbo89]

So now were not only hammering sausages into the ground but were also drilling sausages! I love the internet!

[gtidriver]

The only problem with the hand drill thingy is id have to go to ramsgate to get it, theres no parking outside wilkinsons. plus it means going into to ramsgate town. shudders.

[Jayyylo]

I love that half the men on PH today will be staring out their window, spying on delivery drivers for the new xbox and the other half are going back to old school, make you own fun outside, sausage experiments.

OP when you take this to your neighbour I reckon you need about 2 dozen sausages min. and a box of eggs to throw at the house if you want to make it breakfast themed vandalism.

[Adenauer]

gtidriver said:

Battery is on charge, in about 20 minutes drilling of communal grass verge will commence. Ill sprinkle some cat biscuits as well.

Hang on a minute, so this isn't your own private garden? fpmsl

[The Nur]

Adenauer said:

Hang on a minute, so this isn't your own private garden? fpmsl

Are you suggesting that he should hammer them into his own lawn?

[Adenauer]

The Nur said:

Adenauer said:

Hang on a minute, so this isn't your own private garden? fpmsl

Are you suggesting that he should hammer them into his own lawn?

Well, I thought it was a trial run

[PedroB]

gtidriver said:

The only problem with the hand drill thingy is id have to go to ramsgate to get it, theres no parking outside wilkinsons. plus it means going into to ramsgate town. shudders.

Haha, you are local to me, I'm in St Peters. I don't dare head to Ramsgate unless I can possibly help it.