The best insult you've ever heard
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If we're talking our own, a girl in Dublin once commented I sounded a little 'Geordie Shore' (I'm from the North East - although, comparatively, I've very little accent)
Dunno where it came from, as I barely make sense sober let alone half cut, but "Aye I thought you sounded a little Father Ted" just fell out my mouth.
Probably the wittiest thing I've ever said (I set the bar low)
Dunno where it came from, as I barely make sense sober let alone half cut, but "Aye I thought you sounded a little Father Ted" just fell out my mouth.
Probably the wittiest thing I've ever said (I set the bar low)
Hahaha
Here's one that always makes me laugh (as told to me by a mate)
Two (very straight) fellas (mates of my mate) were arguing back when they were teenagers... The more sensitive of the two turns and storms off, nearly in tears. The tougher of the two mumbles something, nothing worthy of note, when the sensitive one, now some way down the road turns and shouts...
"YEAH?! WELL, WELL, I'LL STICK ME COCK.... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT UP YOUR ARRRRRRRRRSEHOLE!"
Hahahahahahaha had me buckled. Should have thought about that one first, son.
Here's one that always makes me laugh (as told to me by a mate)
Two (very straight) fellas (mates of my mate) were arguing back when they were teenagers... The more sensitive of the two turns and storms off, nearly in tears. The tougher of the two mumbles something, nothing worthy of note, when the sensitive one, now some way down the road turns and shouts...
"YEAH?! WELL, WELL, I'LL STICK ME COCK.... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT UP YOUR ARRRRRRRRRSEHOLE!"
Hahahahahahaha had me buckled. Should have thought about that one first, son.
HOGEPH said:
Not an insult, but a threat.
“I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.â€
― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
Water “I will hurt you for this. I don't know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.â€
― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
Nappies
Super tampax
Pink parcels
Pjs for joseph
Not a threat or an insult, a partially compiled shopping list.
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