The best insult you've ever heard
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Hippohiphooray said:
You're about as welcome as a fruit bat at an ebola clinic.
She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.
She's had more cocks than John Wayne's gun.
Para Para in the sky, now I know that s
t can fly.
I just tried to invent some that were worse than those and I couldn't.She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.
She's had more cocks than John Wayne's gun.
Para Para in the sky, now I know that s
t can fly.Also, why would a fruit bat be unwelcome at an ebola clinic specifically? I would assume that a large percentage of people in it already have ebola so wouldn't mind so much. It would be less welcome at a clinic without ebola victims in it, but even then people wouldn't be that fussed I would think.
On the way back from Leeds, in awful traffic yesterday evening I had to put up with too many moronic idiots that are simply incapable of understanding basic concepts like lane discipline and general road etiquette..... I had watched Blade 3 not so long ago and have long admired "Weapons Grade" as a prefix to enhance any profanity based insult.
Off of the back of which without thinking about it on one occasion of being cut up too many, somewhere near Retford on the A1 I took to calling all morons on the road... "Weapons grade, cock juggling, thunders"..
Off of the back of which without thinking about it on one occasion of being cut up too many, somewhere near Retford on the A1 I took to calling all morons on the road... "Weapons grade, cock juggling, thunder
s".. "Stop your putrid whining you dank tuft of rectal pubic hair"
-- Red dwarf
"When she talks, she looks like a dog eating beetroot " -- Old boss from my first ever summer job
Talking to one of SWMBO friends about the lack of education where they grew up "i'm not saying your stupid, just that you'd fail an IQ test" -- can't remember where i heard it before
Talking to a really annoying 'body beautiful' bint at work (you know the type) " look it doesn't matter how much fake tan you use orange doesn't cover up ugly"
-- Red dwarf
"When she talks, she looks like a dog eating beetroot " -- Old boss from my first ever summer job
Talking to one of SWMBO friends about the lack of education where they grew up "i'm not saying your stupid, just that you'd fail an IQ test" -- can't remember where i heard it before
Talking to a really annoying 'body beautiful' bint at work (you know the type) " look it doesn't matter how much fake tan you use orange doesn't cover up ugly"
DUMBO100 said:
True story but I went for a job interview not that long ago and the tt said I "looked a bit like Alex Salmond" I accepted the position, didn't turn up and am now 2 stone lighter.
t said I "looked a bit like Alex Salmond" I accepted the position, didn't turn up and am now 2 stone lighter. 
thats brilliant.I once went for a job interview and the chap doing it was an utter belm.
He was just running through my CV telling me how poorly laid out it was.
After ten minutes of the barrage of twatery with him mid sentence i just got up and walked out.
blindswelledrat said:
I just tried to invent some that were worse than those and I couldn't.
Also, why would a fruit bat be unwelcome at an ebola clinic specifically? I would assume that a large percentage of people in it already have ebola so wouldn't mind so much. It would be less welcome at a clinic without ebola victims in it, but even then people wouldn't be that fussed I would think.
I think it's because the Ebola outbreak was attributed to the eating of "bushmeat", which includes fruit bats amongst other animals.Also, why would a fruit bat be unwelcome at an ebola clinic specifically? I would assume that a large percentage of people in it already have ebola so wouldn't mind so much. It would be less welcome at a clinic without ebola victims in it, but even then people wouldn't be that fussed I would think.
One of my favourite insults is " You could not under-estimate the esteem in which I hold your opinion."
blindswelledrat said:
I just tried to invent some that were worse than those and I couldn't.
Also, why would a fruit bat be unwelcome at an ebola clinic specifically? I would assume that a large percentage of people in it already have ebola so wouldn't mind so much. It would be less welcome at a clinic without ebola victims in it, but even then people wouldn't be that fussed I would think.
How about, as welcome as a fruit bat at a petting zoo, is that better? you litltle old humour Dyson. Also, why would a fruit bat be unwelcome at an ebola clinic specifically? I would assume that a large percentage of people in it already have ebola so wouldn't mind so much. It would be less welcome at a clinic without ebola victims in it, but even then people wouldn't be that fussed I would think.
Hippohiphooray said:
blindswelledrat said:
I just tried to invent some that were worse than those and I couldn't.
Also, why would a fruit bat be unwelcome at an ebola clinic specifically? I would assume that a large percentage of people in it already have ebola so wouldn't mind so much. It would be less welcome at a clinic without ebola victims in it, but even then people wouldn't be that fussed I would think.
How about, as welcome as a fruit bat at a petting zoo, is that better? you litltle old humour Dyson. Also, why would a fruit bat be unwelcome at an ebola clinic specifically? I would assume that a large percentage of people in it already have ebola so wouldn't mind so much. It would be less welcome at a clinic without ebola victims in it, but even then people wouldn't be that fussed I would think.
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