The best insult you've ever heard

[blindswelledrat]

lord trumpton said:

Any pics of Clare?

Just google "woman" if you are that desperate for something to masturbate to. Jesus.

[stevesingo]

numtumfutunch said:

stevesingo said:

Just heard my colleague refer to someone as a "Knob Jockey". It painted a picture in my mind.

That your colleague is homophobic?

I did not mention whether that "someone" was male or female.

Are you looking for discrimination where there is no inference of any discrimination? There are many publications where you can get that type of fix if you feel you need to, just don’t bother the sane reasonable people with it.

[Ossiantoad]

oddball1973 said:

Any particular reason?

Remembered this classic

Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206 taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark ... and I didn't land

Genius!

[djfaulkner]

Cant take any credit for it, but it was a thread on PH

'you need your testacies kicking back up'

Can't find the thread anymore.

[MiseryStreak]

Said by me to a woman waddling around at my wife's NCT class:
"When's your little one due then, must be soon?"

To which she replied:
"What do you mean? I'm here with my sister".

[MartG]

I just heard someone with a large forehead being referred to as "fivehead"

[Mr Trophy]

"He was fking tighter than two coats of paint"

[lord trumpton]

blindswelledrat said:

lord trumpton said:

Any pics of Clare?

Just google "woman" if you are that desperate for something to masturbate to. Jesus.

Oh lighten up Cockbreath; it's a PH standard comment and said in jest.

Jesus

[northwest monkey]

"Go piss up a rope fkstick"

Not sure what it means, but it was in Viz and it makes me laugh.

[Professor Barney]

"She's got a face like a welders bench."

[blindswelledrat]

lord trumpton said:

Oh lighten up Cockbreath; it's a PH standard comment and said in jest.

Jesus

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people who cannot for the life of them think of something of their own to say so want to ingratiate themselves to similarly tedious people.
And no, 'cockbreath' is not suddenly going to win you this thread as you are desperately hoping because the majority of the readers are not 10 and homophobic.

[Einion Yrth]

blindswelledrat said:

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .

But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.

[lord trumpton]

blindswelledrat said:

lord trumpton said:

Oh lighten up Cockbreath; it's a PH standard comment and said in jest.

Jesus

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people who cannot for the life of them think of something of their own to say so want to ingratiate themselves to similarly tedious people.
And no, 'cockbreath' is not suddenly going to win you this thread as you are desperately hoping because the majority of the readers are not 10 and homophobic.

You are a misery aren't you? You shouldn't get out more.

[bunnyman]

I think one of my favorites was from Chubby Brown to a heckler - 'when you stand outside a Newsagents do people try and put coins through the top of your head'.

[blindswelledrat]

Einion Yrth said:

blindswelledrat said:

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .

But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.

Just because you think it is hilarious to irrelevantly ask someone for pictures every time a stranger on the internet types a girl's name, it doesn't mean I am humourless because I utterly disagree.

[Centurion07]

blindswelledrat said:

Einion Yrth said:

blindswelledrat said:

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .

But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.

Just because you think it is hilarious to irrelevantly ask someone for pictures every time a stranger on the internet types a girl's name, it doesn't mean I am humourless because I utterly disagree.

Just because you think it is hilarious to constantly berate people on here when you don't like what they've posted rather than just ignoring it and moving on, doesn't mean we're wrong when we say you're a tt. Seriously, give it a fking rest.

[blindswelledrat]

Centurion07 said:

blindswelledrat said:

Einion Yrth said:

blindswelledrat said:

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .

But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.

Just because you think it is hilarious to irrelevantly ask someone for pictures every time a stranger on the internet types a girl's name, it doesn't mean I am humourless because I utterly disagree.

Just because you think it is hilarious to constantly berate people on here when you don't like what they've posted rather than just ignoring it and moving on, doesn't mean we're wrong when we say you're a tt. Seriously, give it a fking rest.

Never heard of you.

[BigsimonY]

blindswelledrat said:

Centurion07 said:

blindswelledrat said:

Einion Yrth said:

blindswelledrat said:

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .

But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.

Just because you think it is hilarious to irrelevantly ask someone for pictures every time a stranger on the internet types a girl's name, it doesn't mean I am humourless because I utterly disagree.

Just because you think it is hilarious to constantly berate people on here when you don't like what they've posted rather than just ignoring it and moving on, doesn't mean we're wrong when we say you're a tt. Seriously, give it a fking rest.

Never heard of you.

now now ladies !

[tdm34]

BigsimonY said:

blindswelledrat said:

Centurion07 said:

blindswelledrat said:

Einion Yrth said:

blindswelledrat said:

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .

But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.

Just because you think it is hilarious to irrelevantly ask someone for pictures every time a stranger on the internet types a girl's name, it doesn't mean I am humourless because I utterly disagree.

Just because you think it is hilarious to constantly berate people on here when you don't like what they've posted rather than just ignoring it and moving on, doesn't mean we're wrong when we say you're a tt. Seriously, give it a fking rest.

Never heard of you.

now now ladies !

[Einion Yrth]

blindswelledrat said:

Einion Yrth said:

blindswelledrat said:

Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .

But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.

Just because you think it is hilarious to irrelevantly ask someone for pictures every time a stranger on the internet types a girl's name, it doesn't mean I am humourless because I utterly disagree.

I don't think it's hilarious, I actually think it's a little boorish; I don't however feel the need to attempt to demonstrate my superiority by constantly calling people out over such trivia. You however do, without fail and quite frankly it is utterly, brain numbingly, tedious. Get a fecking life.