The best insult you've ever heard
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Einion Yrth said:
blindswelledrat said:
Einion Yrth said:
blindswelledrat said:
Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .
But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.Maybe play around with this for a starter...you miserable apology for a sloth's nutty, broken turd?
Development potential there, I think.
Einion Yrth said:
blindswelledrat said:
Einion Yrth said:
blindswelledrat said:
Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .
But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.You are like a low-budget Ed Milliband
blindswelledrat said:
Einion Yrth said:
blindswelledrat said:
Einion Yrth said:
blindswelledrat said:
Its a PH standard comment made by the most tedious people .
But you are the most tedious people. Utterly humourless and never miss an opportunity to demonstrate it.You are like a low-budget Ed Milliband
blindswelledrat said:
I think sometimes the lamest insults can be funniest.
A work colleague almost got knocked off his motorbike by an acid faced self-important looking woman driving a Prius who wound her window down to remonstrate.
He was so angry, all he managed on the spur of the moment was to shout "FAT. s
t CAR" and rode off embarrassed. Yet I love that as an insult and have wanted to use it ever since,
Reminds me of my favorite 'lamest' put down:A work colleague almost got knocked off his motorbike by an acid faced self-important looking woman driving a Prius who wound her window down to remonstrate.
He was so angry, all he managed on the spur of the moment was to shout "FAT. s
t CAR" and rode off embarrassed. Yet I love that as an insult and have wanted to use it ever since,Edited by blindswelledrat on Monday 17th November 14:33
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xv066k_the-inbetw...
(forward to 14.50)
007 VXR said:
Possibly the ultimate put down in there.lord trumpton said:
007 VXR said:
That's brill!king funny esp as I own a performance BMW diesel. I'm fking lucky Id finished my tea by the time I watched it or it would be all over the screen 
An old one from Rising Damp with Leonard Rossiter
Rigsbys on a blind date, they're meeting up in a pub both wearing carnations.
The lady in question sees him and taps him on the shoulder, Rigsby turns around and does a double take as she's not exactly a looker
"I've never been so insulted!" - woman
"You want to get out more then!" - Rigsby
And my best mate of 38 years said to me once-
"you've got the face of a liar and the hands of a strangler"
Cheers mate
Some from Mark Worman of Graveyard Carz to his employees
To his tall son in law - "Here comes long turd"
To a bald fella that works for him - "bowling ball with no holes"
To Darren, his employee that plays mind games with him " You! with your serial killer half closed eye, bent nose and weird shaped ear lobes"
Rigsbys on a blind date, they're meeting up in a pub both wearing carnations.
The lady in question sees him and taps him on the shoulder, Rigsby turns around and does a double take as she's not exactly a looker
"I've never been so insulted!" - woman
"You want to get out more then!" - Rigsby
And my best mate of 38 years said to me once-
"you've got the face of a liar and the hands of a strangler"
Cheers mate
Some from Mark Worman of Graveyard Carz to his employees
To his tall son in law - "Here comes long turd"
To a bald fella that works for him - "bowling ball with no holes"
To Darren, his employee that plays mind games with him " You! with your serial killer half closed eye, bent nose and weird shaped ear lobes"
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